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Date: 04/28/13 06:07 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    April 28, 2013 at 6:10 pm
    Link: According To The Movies - How you get the girl or job of your dreams. Seems legit.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2873 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 6:49 pm
    for my new job i will succumb to my darkside, go to the interview in drag, and then show my boss intriguing photos of myself. according to hollywood my plan is foolproof.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 7:08 pm
    I kidnapped a girl from her wedding while covered in "body glitter". She still turned me into the cops!
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 7:22 pm
    Reality sucks.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 8:25 pm
    I have no qualms with James Bond getting the girl because he saved the world. And getting all the other girls, too. Plus he had like a super manly voice and hairy chest when he was played by Sean Connery.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 9:13 pm
    I`ve done at least a third of the things for the job and they didn`t work.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 10:11 pm
    Tomorrow I`m gonna` try the "Stop giving a sh--".
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 28, 2013 at 11:50 pm
    I stopped giving a sh it a long time ago
    still no joy though
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 3:27 am
    Knowing people in high places and taking credit for other peoples work actually work.
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    LegerDemain Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 5:56 am
    I didn`t get the girl when I saved the world. That was a lot of effort for nothing of any significant value.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    April 29, 2013 at 8:35 am
    Maybe going in drag isn`t a bad idea...
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    Shinymetal Male 18-29
    171 posts
    April 30, 2013 at 1:18 am
    Slightly off topic BUT it`s amazing how many movies have the "bully" either attempt to rape a girl or straight up try to murder characters. Especially in 80`s movies. even Biff from BTTF tried to rape Loraine and murder Marty in the same night! Those are the movies I watched as a child. Thats heavy!

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