5 Reasons Not to Worry About a N. Korean Attack

Submitted by: fancylad 3 years ago

Kim Jong Un and his North Korean nuclear missles, amirite, I-A-B? He might be able to deliver destruction, he might not.
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Male 508
As I`ve said all along, sucks to be you if you are wrong. Don`t stress over it, but don`t dismiss it. Either course would be idiotic.
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Male 427
2 through 5 are pretty pooty reasons. 5 does definitely the opposite as well, if he has a massive collection then nothing will make it more valuable than if nike disappears.
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Male 3,909
@Draculya - They`re nowhere near being able hit me in NYC with a nuke so f*ck you!

Oh yeah, if you really live in Asia like it says on you profile, you`re the one who should be worried because you`re well within their range.


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Male 2,711
@randomxnp
Don`t forget they have a couple hundred updated MiG-21`s, 50+ MiG-23`s, and about 40 MiG-29B`s.

I`m not saying that should scare us, but let`s not diminish the very real danger NK can pose to their closer neighbors.
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Male 5,874
His father claimed not to defecate.
I suspect that he is following in his father`s footsteps.
From this, I surmise that he is full of $hit.
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Male 14,773
What`s the worst that could happen? NYC gets nuked? I say we go for it.
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Male 3,909
@djwajda - Yeah, if it`s not an armor piercing round it will bounce off an M1 Abrams like a giant BB, maybe leaving a nice dent!

In the first Gulf War, the Battle of 73 Easting, which is considered the "last great tank battle" of modern warfare, most of Iraq`s T-72`s were wiped out in approx 90 minutes.
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Male 883
That doesn`t even cover the ground vehicles. T-62 tanks...hmmmmm, I recall T-62 rounds bouncing off the M-1 during the 1st Gulf War.
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Male 1,920
Well there`s this:

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Female 1,141
Why not just send in an army of barbers?? That should do the trick right??
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Male 3,909
@randomxnp - Good point, I forgot about that. The majority of their Air Force, as well as their Army equipment, is comprised Cold War relics.
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Male 1,293
Some more reasons:

Their air force still includes 100 Shenyang J-5, another 100 J-6, 80 Harbin H-5 and Il-28, 300 AN-2 and 140 Mil Mi-2. If you don`t know why this should comfort us, indeed have us laughing, look some of these up on Wikipedia.
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Male 13,624
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Male 13,624
Just carrying on from his fruitloop dad
his dad apparently was born under a double rainbow
scored 11 holes in one on his first game of golf
and proclaimed never to have popped a turd out
so its in the genes really I guess
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Male 883
I think rob does a good job of feeding himself.

Anyways moving along, Lil Kim and his merry little band know full well what`s gonna happen if they do something more than run their mouth. And China is pretty much washing their hands of the whole situation in favor of security in the region along with the US from the sound of things.
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Male 2,711
Well that was an entirely useless article...

Good to know we`re safe thanks to Dennis Rodman, Nike, and Kim`s fear of barbers!
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Female 9,400
This kid certainly talks a lot. Now if Kim Jong Un could only feed his people.
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Male 5,190
So who will feed robthetroll? Any takers?
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Male 3,909
@FoolsPrussia - Exactly! He`s trying to look like a bada$$ so his people respect... err... I mean fear him more.
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Male 3,406
you know, if i were an american, id be slightly more concerned about another nation threatening to nuke my homeland, even if theyre empty threats. but what ever, you proud arrogant bastards do what you do best, just remember that operation enduring freedom didnt bring back all those who died in the world trade center attack.
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Male 3,445
I don`t think anyone is really that concerned. He`s just trying to assert himself upon his people as a new leader, so he`s manufacturing a crisis.
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Male 19,838
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