Your Garbage Tells Me Everything [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

You are single, out of shape, reclusive, socially awkward....and I totally get you. We might be soulmates.
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Male 3,623
yeah, i often think to myself as i do the garbage if the garbage man judges me for the excessive amounts of pop cans and pizza boxes i recycle. but then i think, drat him, hes a garbage man. who can take your trash out? stomp it down for you? shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too? THE GARBAGE MAN!!!!
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Male 13,630
Best Guinness I ever had was in Shannon bridge in Southern Ireland
little village with 6 pubs in 200 yards
heaven - trouble was the water was so soft (peat bog land)

the tea stewed instantly and after more than 6 glasses of Guinness you had the constant worry of following through
and yeah it came out rather like it went in
amazing place though
loved it
like going back in history
no rush, pub was also a grocers, fishing tackle shop, and butchers
and it was religion for everyone to stand at midnight and respect the national anthem
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Male 5,872
Best Guinness I ever had was a `hot` one (rather than `cold`), at the Keadeen hotel. The barman was running up to eight pints at a time; top it up, let it stand, top it up, let it stand etc. As each one was sold, he`d start another pint. There were five in process on the bar at opening time every night. I loved it.
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Male 2,700
Is it odd that the best place Ive had pour a Guinness right is a small throw boar with dirt on the floor from construction and road workers?
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Male 12,138
So yes, I agree Whodat, about smacking them upside the head form drinking out of the can. You wouldn`t drink good Scotch from a plastic cup, wouldya?

p.s. I do an epic shamrock imprint in a Pint. No cheap rubber stamp like you see around the tourist traps in Dublin, a proper one as the draught Guinness is poured. It`s pretty easy (with a bit of practice), you can try it yerself. Just take a pen on a piece of paper. Hold the pen dead still (that`s the beer-tap) and swirl the paper around (that`s the pint) until you have a perfect Shamrock. Try it, it`s fun, and it`s the basic technique for doing the old Shamrock-in-a-Guinness routine.
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Male 12,138
What he said. Thank you Whodat. I worked in a bar for many years back in Ireland while going through university, and let me tell ya, Irishmen take their Guinness very seriously. Many`s a time I`ve had a pint returned to me by a grumpy old man because I didn`t pour it right.

F*ck, we even had people from the Guinness Brewery come to our pub to give all the staff a half-day training course on how to pour a pint of Guinness the right way. For free, paid for by Guinness themselves, because they don`t want their brand sullied by barpeople who don`t know how to pour the goddam thing.

I now live in Canada. Usually the bar staff are pretty good, but more than once I`ve said, "Look, I`d like a pint of Guinness, and no offence, I`ll pay full price. But do you mind if I come back around there and pour it myself?". Most times they oblige.
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Male 208
Guinness is really bad. Too heavy for not much flavor. I`ll take a Night Train instead.
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Male 39,576

Nutella AND Guinness?
Obviously a person born with no taste buds.
Poor soul.
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Male 3,908
Whenever I see someone drinking a Guinness from the can I want to smack it out of their hands and kick `em in the nuts. There are some things you just don`t do! Like davymid said, the can has that widget in there so when you pour it you get a decent head on the beer like at a bar/pub.
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Male 15,832
"You are single, out of shape, reclusive, socially awkward...but my, you have such remarkably smooth skin!"
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Male 12,138
Guinness, Nutella and lotion? Who the f*ck`s been going through my garbage?

[quote]The only time you drink Guinness from a can is in a place where glass is prohibited. That is just not right, but it`s better than drinking other swill like AB or Coors from glass.[/quote]
Man, it`s not intended to be drunk from the can. You`re meant to pour in into a glass, say at a party or whatever, to emulate as closely as possible a draught pint poured in a pub environment. Hence the "widget" in the bottom of the can.
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Male 40,343
And doesn`t own a spatula, or else he`d use it to get the rest of that Nutella out of the jars...
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Male 11,739
The only time you drink Guinness from a can is in a place where glass is prohibited. That is just not right, but it`s better than drinking other swill like AB or Coors from glass.
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Male 2,549
Quick search for an automatically encrypted gps embedded in the jpg kitteh!! Wait, no, that`s only possible on prime time televised cop shows. Sorry. I tried. Don`t give up.
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Female 8,043
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