What`s Going On With Liam Neeson? [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

I guess his certain set of skills doesn"t include bladder control.
There are 21 comments:
Male 99
That was Saturday Night Live with Chevy Chase doing the Peenie Pads skit.
How about Painful Rectal Itch Jelly? With a name like Painful Rectal Itch, you know it`s gotta be good
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Male 1,596
Sweaty bollocks?
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Female 2,509
@HANDIMANNER

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Female 9,435
All these pissing comments make me want to go to the bathroom...
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Male 2,032
Well, if you are mucking about in a bog, you will get wet. Bog: wet muddy ground too soft to support a heavy body:
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Male 5,874
Peenie pads used to be advertised on telly when I went to Lynchburg VA in 1981, for just such occasions.
The guy in the ad was wearing pale grey trousers that had a dark patch when he left the gents bogs, with a Uh-oh expression on his face.
Next shot shows him smiling when leaving the bog, with no dark patch, followed by a picture of a `peenie-pad`. Anyone old enough to remember that one?
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Male 13,624
@davymid
Tis true
Had this huge broad accented Belfast guy come work at my plant a while ago, great guy
but said nigh on the exact words
and got me quite paranoid, got to a state
I used to look round my car before I got in it,
and closed my eyes when I started it up
thats the bloody government and media for ya
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Male 38,065

Peeam Peeson
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Male 3,842
[quote]"Liam PEEson is more like it."[/quote]

Turdburglar wins teh internet for today!
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Male 38,065

@ davymid - have no fears, no one here is intimidated by you.
Look after yerself.
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Male 4,893

Liam PEEson is more like it.
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Male 12,138
True story but a funny one. I grew up not far from Liam Neeson in Northern Ireland, so I have the exact same accent as he does. I had no idea that it was (apparently) scaring the sh*t out out of people just by talking to them.

Here`s how it went. While I was living in mainland UK, with my broad Northern Ireland/Belfast accent, I used to sign off in conversation by saying "Look after yerself". I meant it with love. I was at it for months, didn`t even realise that`s what I was saying. Sh*t, it`s basically saying cheerio, seeya later, whatever. That was until a buddy of mine pulled me to one side and said "Mate, everyone is sh*t-scared of you. Seriously, you sound like the Mafia. Just say Goodbye or something".

Apparently a Northern Ireland accent like Liam`s had an automatic "OMG sh*t my pants, he`s probably in the IRA" effect on mainlander Brits.

And I was wondering why people were avoiding me. At least it wasn`t the B.O.
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Male 2,096
Well, that Depends.
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Male 500
somebody needs dipers
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Male 12,138
"If you let my daughter go now, that`ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don`t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will piss myself."
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Male 11,740
I call BS.
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Male 1,380
I bet he pisses 100-year-old single-malt whisky.
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Male 38,065

What a pisser.
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Female 6,381
Let`s say we all chip in for a big box of Depends for him, huh guys?
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Male 1,377
Gotta respect a man that just pisses his pants and doesn`t give a f*ck.
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Female 8,044
Link: What`s Going On With Liam Neeson? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I guess his certain set of skills doesn`t include bladder control.
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