What A Girls Makeup Means

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago in Funny

IAB Ladies, whath does your makeup say about you?
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Female 2,691
I can`t believe I just watched that. IQ lowered by fifty points.
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Female 1,467
I only curse to get revenge on people or add emotional emphasis or if it makes it phunny.
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Male 13,630
If your hot you dont need slap
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Male 4,842
"ooh! we`re allowed to say dick? just not rooster. interesting."

Less swearing means more variety of ads that can be shown. Less swearing means more ad money.
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Male 39,524

Okay.... @ paperduck, you`re old fashioned.

But that`s a good thing. Foul mouthed women is the biggest turn off. Foul mouthed men indicates their ignorance, but it is worse on a woman.
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Male 1,745
Call me old fashioned but, there are very few things that are more obnoxious than a girl with a foul mouth (and none come to mind at the moment). Guys are annoying too but it`s worse with girls for some reason.
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Female 6,381
Is her middle name Loster by any chance?
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Male 39,524

madduck, [quote]No make up- most of the time, i work- who cares, everybody know what I look like anyway. [/quote]
That tell us you`ve pretty much given up.

As Barbra Streisand said to Lauren Bacall in `The Mirror Has Two Faces`,
"What`s the point of makeup? I`d still look like me only in color."
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Male 950
whath
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Male 125
"Why does this bimbo give me the vibe she only dates total douchebags and think she`s the hottest s**t on the planet???"

Same feeling here
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Female 283
ooh! we`re allowed to say dick? just not rooster. interesting.
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Female 283
are all of her videos just an excuse for her to talk about sucking dick? She`d be a lot more popular, if she ditched the pretext.
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Female 7,981
No make up- most of the time, i work- who cares, everybody know what I look like anyway. Eyeliner and mascara- I am a) going out or b) want to look human and I may be wearing clean jeans...
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Male 2,855
any makeup means they are superficial lying bitches
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Male 936
Jenna would be the coolest girl to date
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Male 14,331


Why does this bimbo give me the vibe she only dates total douchebags and think she`s the hottest s**t on the planet???
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Male 5,189
Ill take gun and politics over this..that`s how much I hate this.
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Male 2,552
Am I the only one who finds Jenna annoying as hell?
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Male 1,497
She should have done KISS makup just for fun, just a .10 of a second flash.
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Male 39,524

I always thought the make up meant totally different stuff.

Foundation jaw line - far sighted
Way too much makeup - Ho
Heavy eyeliner - Amy Winehouse fan
Super colorful eyes - Ho
Smokey eye - watches too much Kardashians
Glitter - Ho
Dark lipliner around lipstick - mexican Ho


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Male 5,872
I have probably spent my entire life misreading these signs.
Foundation too dark = oompah-loompah in training.
Pink blush = I hope no-one smells that one!
Red blush = Early signs of alcoholism.
Colourful eye make-up = found small daughter`s handbag.
Bold eye-liner = found mum`s handbag.
Smokey eye-liner = Too much time looking up Jaguar exhaust pipes.
Glitter = Sneezed while making christmas cards.
Under eye-liner = explanation spot-on!
Lots of lipstick = been in mum`s make-up bag again/likes new flavoured lipstick.
Did you spot the lipstick on the dogs`...
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Male 40,269
That was one of her best! Amazingly funny!

What? You guys didn`t like her? h8t3rs! She`s FUNNEH! Even though she has ugly dogs...
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Male 2,376
shes dratin hot, but i do not like her
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Male 515
I just don`t know how to respond to that.
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Female 2,509
actually she has a cult like following...
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Male 488
I feel I`ve been educated, but not in the way she was hoping for.
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Male 570
Does anyone else feel like shooting your computer screen? I`m pretty sure she`s gotten addicted to meth and/or cocaine recently....
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Male 39,524
Link: What A Girls Makeup Means [Rate Link] - IAB Ladies, whath does your makeup say about you?
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