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Date: 03/20/13 07:46 AM

28 Responses to What A Girls Makeup Means

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 7:47 am
    Link: What A Girls Makeup Means - IAB Ladies, whath does your makeup say about you?
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 7:56 am
    Does anyone else feel like shooting your computer screen? I`m pretty sure she`s gotten addicted to meth and/or cocaine recently....
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    10Bears Male 30-39
    452 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 8:41 am
    I feel I`ve been educated, but not in the way she was hoping for.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:04 am
    actually she has a cult like following...
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:27 am
    I just don`t know how to respond to that.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:36 am
    shes dratin hot, but i do not like her
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 10:27 am
    That was one of her best! Amazingly funny!

    What? You guys didn`t like her? h8t3rs! She`s FUNNEH! Even though she has ugly dogs...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 11:03 am
    I have probably spent my entire life misreading these signs.
    Foundation too dark = oompah-loompah in training.
    Pink blush = I hope no-one smells that one!
    Red blush = Early signs of alcoholism.
    Colourful eye make-up = found small daughter`s handbag.
    Bold eye-liner = found mum`s handbag.
    Smokey eye-liner = Too much time looking up Jaguar exhaust pipes.
    Glitter = Sneezed while making christmas cards.
    Under eye-liner = explanation spot-on!
    Lots of lipstick = been in mum`s make-up bag again/likes new flavoured lipstick.
    Did you spot the lipstick on the dogs`...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 11:13 am

    I always thought the make up meant totally different stuff.

    Foundation jaw line - far sighted
    Way too much makeup - Ho
    Heavy eyeliner - Amy Winehouse fan
    Super colorful eyes - Ho
    Smokey eye - watches too much Kardashians
    Glitter - Ho
    Dark lipliner around lipstick - mexican Ho


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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 11:21 am
    She should have done KISS makup just for fun, just a .10 of a second flash.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 11:56 am
    Am I the only one who finds Jenna annoying as hell?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 12:44 pm


    Why does this bimbo give me the vibe she only dates total douchebags and think she`s the hottest s**t on the planet???
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    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 1:08 pm
    Jenna would be the coolest girl to date
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 1:16 pm
    any makeup means they are superficial lying bitches
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 1:52 pm
    No make up- most of the time, i work- who cares, everybody know what I look like anyway. Eyeliner and mascara- I am a) going out or b) want to look human and I may be wearing clean jeans...
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 2:41 pm
    are all of her videos just an excuse for her to talk about sucking dick? She`d be a lot more popular, if she ditched the pretext.
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm
    ooh! we`re allowed to say dick? just not rooster. interesting.
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    gargaflute Male 18-29
    125 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 3:11 pm
    "Why does this bimbo give me the vibe she only dates total douchebags and think she`s the hottest s**t on the planet???"

    Same feeling here
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    whath
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    madduck, No make up- most of the time, i work- who cares, everybody know what I look like anyway.
    That tell us you`ve pretty much given up.

    As Barbra Streisand said to Lauren Bacall in `The Mirror Has Two Faces`,
    "What`s the point of makeup? I`d still look like me only in color."
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 4:53 pm
    Is her middle name Loster by any chance?
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm
    Call me old fashioned but, there are very few things that are more obnoxious than a girl with a foul mouth (and none come to mind at the moment). Guys are annoying too but it`s worse with girls for some reason.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    Okay.... @ paperduck, you`re old fashioned.

    But that`s a good thing. Foul mouthed women is the biggest turn off. Foul mouthed men indicates their ignorance, but it is worse on a woman.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 11:07 pm
    "ooh! we`re allowed to say dick? just not rooster. interesting."

    Less swearing means more variety of ads that can be shown. Less swearing means more ad money.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 3:12 am
    If your hot you dont need slap
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 10:25 pm
    I only curse to get revenge on people or add emotional emphasis or if it makes it phunny.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    March 22, 2013 at 12:10 pm
    I can`t believe I just watched that. IQ lowered by fifty points.

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