Top 5 Things Girls Secretly Want You To Do [Pic+]

Submitted by: fancylad 3 years ago

So much for women"s lib, eh guys? They say they don"t want special treatment, but do they really? Here"s what they want.
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Female 2,691
Yep. Girls like boys who don`t act like they need to be taken care of by their women. After all, if we wanted to change diapers, we can wait until we give birth. Be a man! The rewards will be copious. (Unless you choose a stupid beyotch, in which case, bail, bail!)
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Male 14,330
SOLD!! WOOKIE NOOKIE TIME!!!
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Male 459
I`ve never heard about the closet to the street thing. Do women really look for that?
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Female 1,467
Woo-ha McGovern it`s a deal but I ain`t gonna shave . . . .
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Female 1,236
I love, love nice, well-mannered guys because it is SO crazy hot when they are naughty (you know what I mean--Boom-Chicka-Wow-Wow). I married a "nice guy" & now I am sitting pretty (and you can guess where I am sitting)! LOL...seriously, this is all just basic, good manners; I think everyone deserves to be treated with respect until they prove otherwise.
My off-colored joking is going to come back & haunt me isn`t it? Oh well.
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Male 950
what is this the 1950s?
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Female 36
I guess I must not be a feminine female, because this list sounds like total bunk to me. The only one that even remotely interests me is #2 and that`s just because I`m broke right now.
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Male 3,431
I reread what I wrote and I realized that I sound like a total dick head.

I am happy that my mother, sisters, aunts, wife, and daughter all have the same rights I do, but with those rights comes an equal share of the responsibility. I am quite alright with everything on the list, but I believe that it`s just a matter of courtesy and should be repaid in kind regardless of gender.
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Male 941

Those of you arguing about this list, just be glad you have someone to complain about.(or to complain about you)
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Male 5
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Male 532
Things I want done in return.

1) Sexual favors on demand
2) A decent home cooked meal
3) A clean and orderly home
4) Stay thin and beautiful
5) Be loyal and obedient

Hey as long as we`re throwing away 50 years worth of womens lib, we might as well get something out of it too.

3)
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Male 3,445
"And I a positive the illeterate tramps running around today do know even know why men used to walk on the streetside of the sidewalk."

`Illiterate` being intentionally misspelled, correct Gerry? As in, `what a maroon!` I suppose?
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Male 14,330
@Magentab0b

Hey hows it going we should get together so I can treat you like crap!!! :-p
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Male 1,231
Eagerly awaiting a `top 5 things guys secretly want you to do`. Guarantee one point would involve a sandwich and another a sexual act. Point three may be the two combined; we`re just that easy to please.
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Male 3,576
#1 what ever
#2 you mean always pay all the time.
#3 pontless that can`t help anyone
#4 who still wares hats?
#5 and when was the last time she got him something
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Female 2,509
"And I a positive the illeterate tramps running around today do know even know why men used to walk on the streetside of the sidewalk."

Because in times of yore people would empty their chamber pots onto the street. The men would walk on the outside so the ladies would not get splattered.

"Oh please. We want you to kill spiders, no matter where they are,or what time of the day or night we see them. And take out the garbage. And rinse your body hair off the soap (and the tub, and the sing) after you shower." ABSOLUTELY
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Female 2,509
Gotta disagree with the opening of the car door. I feel stupid just sitting there waiting as if I am helpless.
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Male 5,811
Chivalry isn`t dead, you stupid b*tch.
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Male 2,988
#4: Take off your hat. This should be done at any meal, regardless of women being around. One exception: outdoor BBQs with friends

#5: Random flowers. Meh not really that important. And not every girl goes ape poo for flowers. But know that just buying them at randoms times may seem sweet, they lose their meaning the more you do it and getting them on birthdays and anniversaries is not longer as thoughtful, because damn she you get her new ones every week. So yes this can be crossed off the list too.
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Male 2,988
#1: car door, maybe on the first date but after that you are on your own, and i`m not going to hold your hand so you can sit. i`ll still hold regular doors open, but i do that for everyone. dont think you are an exception because we are on a date, i`ll do it for friends, coworkers, strangers

#2: Paying all the time. Again, maybe the first date or two but after a while you can pay for your half. Or switch off meal to meal. You want equal pay and all in the work place, you get paid as much as I do but I have to buy all the meals and drinks in public? Bullpoo. And the authors answer is to buy pizzas. So one night out I buy dinner and all the drinks for $50+ and then your paying for a $10 pizza everyday for the next 5 days of the week? yeah right, this author wants from from equality

#3: Walking closest to the street. A bit out dated on this one lol. If she prefers it I`ll do it, it doesn`t matter to me which side of her I walk on.
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Female 1,467
I go for jerks because when the relationship ends I can blame it on them being a jerk.

I have a list:

If we make a deal where I pay for the movie (including concession stand) and you pay for dinner don`t take me to mcdonalds and order off the dollar menu.

When you meet my female friends don`t immediately imagine what a threesome would be like.

It`s fine if when we break up you date said female friend but don`t booty call me.

When you meet my parents don`t immediately think about them having sex.

If you don`t want to go somewhere with me say so because I do not appreciate lame arse call off excuses such as I can`t make it, there was a fire and my gold fish got smoke inhalation so I`m taking him to the vet.

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Male 14,330
LOL ya right! Be a douchebag ever see hot chick with a guy that does that crap?
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Female 2,415
#3 is the only one I can agree with... #5 is nice but SOOOO not necessary. All the others?... not for me at least! :)
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Male 2,229
Let see I got a white screen

But I`m of the opinion that being "chivalrous" will amount to the guy being `friend zoned`, while being an non-nice individual douche bag will get layed but also dumped. In that order, IF the woman has any brains that is. Then there the "couples" that annoy the drating poo out of each other, but WON"T dump each other out of fear of not "hooking up" again. Which is equally retarded. Men AND women both have a really shallow expectation of a relationship workings, that they`ll always end up in a relationship that`ll be unsatisfying. If "marriage" happens, there extremely high probability of a divorce in the near future.
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Male 5,874
I got a white screen. Does this means girls like lots if snow?
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Female 2,027
i just see white
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Male 1,421
Link not working.. I get a blank screen.
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Male 13,624
I do all of those things,
must be old!
But these days Ive been swore at for letting women
through doors first??
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Male 2,332
This list would`ve been perfectly reasonable back in the 50`s. Old customs have no place in modern times. Special treatment is a privilege, not a right.

Sarahofborg has the right attitude. Gerry, you need to get with the times man.

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Male 14,773
5 things guys want their girls to do:

(1) Oral
(2) Anal
(3) MFF threesome
(4) Keep house
(5) Sammiches
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Female 408
hey it is the men in society that decided that they should walk on the side closet to the street. I never understood why. Most girls couldn`t care less than that.
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Female 7,833
Thank You for being kind and thoughtful, it will mean I am also kind and thoughtful. Paying for me however simply means I will pay next time- neither of us wants to feel obliged, do we. flowers are nice, I hope you like the book I bought. BTW- opening doors is nice but really, I can manage.
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Male 500
Too lazy to read iab comments
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Female 18
I find it hysterical when men whine about the selective service for two reasons. 1. Women did not decide they weren`t eligible for the selective service. Women were not fighting to keep women from fighting in combat positions, men were doing that. Blaming women for poo men are responsible for is the height of delusion. 2. The draft is never coming back, guys. They learned the hard way that forcing people to go to war against their will makes people pay attention to what`s happening. The unrest of the 60s was, in part, a result of people seeing the injustice of poor people being forced to go fight in a war we shouldn`t have been involved in against their will. Find a new axe to grind, this one is worn to the nub.
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Female 43
That being said, most women could give a poo about any of the five things on the list. Save anniversaries that matter and birthdays, sure, some nice gift, nothing shiny, or a dinner or night away from my kids, but you generally don`t need to do anything special daily but not be a douche or neglectful and should some general love and affection.
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Female 43
As a woman who served in the Army before, during, and after 9/11, I believe women should sign up for selective service, and that all 18-26 year olds should serve two years of military or civilian service, as do all of my fellow female vets I`ve discussed this with. Don`t speak for women if you don`t know them all, especially those of us who volunteered for military service. Good day.
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Male 1,745
I do everything that I consider demeaning for a woman to do with a guy around for my girl. Kill rodents and bugs, change tires, oil changes, unclog sinks and toilets, shovel snow, etc. This stuff is window dressing.
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Female 1,324
It`s not about being treated as "special" it`s just nice and shows you care, at least 1, 2 and 5. Short of buying flowers for him/her I will do the same things when I can because I like them, not because I think they`re incapable or because I want something out of it. My ex would buy lunch, and I`d pay him back by buying him something he wanted, he`d hold the door usually because he was there first and if I was I would, people get all weird about the silliest things. I`m just going to leave silver`s comment alone ._.;
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Male 7,332
darkmagic14n-"women don`t have to register for selective services like "men" of 18 do"

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others".
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Male 1,625
[quote]you wanted to serve in the military.[/quote]

never forget, women don`t have to register for selective services like "men" of 18 do
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Male 37,888

SarahofBorg, [quote]"I`m perfectly capable of opening my own car door without falling all over my face. I find it rather insulting, honestly, to be treated like I`m so incapable of taking care of myself." [/quote]
I think with Sarah, courtesy is futile.
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Male 23
#4 is just common sense. As a guy, take off your drating hat.
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Male 3,431
Nope. You wanted to vote, you wanted to join the work force, you wanted to serve in the military. Do it yourself.
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Male 7,332
SarahofBorg-"I find it rather insulting, honestly, to be treated like I`m so incapable of taking care of myself."

That says more about your attitude than of the guy`s.

It is not condescending or treating you like you are incapable of doing so. It is a sign of respect, that he is thinking of you.

I open the door for my wife. I open the door for strangers, women, men, old or young. It`s called being courteous.

Once held the door for several people: Elderly couple, kids, etc. The last couple was two ladies..the butch of the two stepped back and stated `I don`t need no GD man to hold no GD door for her.`. I could have been nice and said, "sorry, mistook you for a lady." Instead I looked at her and said, "Then I guess a blow job is out of the question." And walked off to an ovation.

If you think that your boyfriend holding the door for a lady is condescending, then I submit that you`re no lady.
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Male 1,625
[quote]and the women take it because they make no effort to be respectable themselves[/quote]

its a well known fact nice guys finish last when it comes to girls. if you REALLY want a girl to like you, treat her like crap, ignore her when she talks, and, most importantly, ignore everything on this list
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Male 37,888

Okay, here`s the deal.
Men will pull out chairs, open doors, and kill spiders for you.
Women will do the laundry, clean the house, and make the damn sammiches.
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Female 3,562
Gerry, I`m reading exactly what it says. The article says a guy should open the door for a girl so she doesn`t have to go through the difficult and dangerous work of escaping the car without breaking a shoe heel. It`s one thing to protect a girl from a genuine potential threat (such as the road), it`s another to go out of your way to do something for her that only protects her vanity.
Yes, there are a lot of crappy guys who treat girls like crap and the women take it because they make no effort to be respectable themselves. Still, just because I make an effort to look pretty doesn`t mean I want a guy to be my savior from the world of prettiness-endangering threats. To be honest, this car door thing is the only thing on this list that annoys me. The rest makes a good amount of sense.
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Male 3,445
I do all these things because I enjoy doing them for her. I imagine most girls like it because it shows respect and manners. Let`s face it, women have to sort through waves of d-bags and this is one small way to do it.
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Female 1,803
I think my worst habit in the dating world is automatically doing everything myself. People always tell me that guys like to be the one who "takes care" of the woman and likes when the woman asks them to do things for them. When a guy opens a door for me and there`s another door soon after, I`ll open it for him because he let me get there first. I guess I need to learn to feign helplessness a little, at least until we get to know each other better.
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Male 37,888

[quote]"my boyfriend does favors for me ALL the time, but it`s a favor, not an act to protect my precious pathetic pretty little lady ass from the dirty mean world" [/quote]
Got some issues there Sarah? You`re reading a whole lot into it. These are just simple courtesies. Societies symbols that show a man`s respect for the woman. And the girls who insist on them are telling the man "you better treat me right or I`m outta here!"

But nowadays women put up with all kinds of crap from what laughingly passes for a young "man". Big-Boy is what I call them. But why should they grow up? No one expects them to and they get what they want without the work, so I guess they`re doing pretty good.
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Female 3,562
I`m sorry, but I`m perfectly capable of opening my own car door without falling all over my face. I find it rather insulting, honestly, to be treated like I`m so incapable of taking care of myself. Yes, my boyfriend does favors for me ALL the time, but it`s a favor, not an act to protect my precious pathetic pretty little lady ass from the dirty mean world.
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Male 37,888

@ turdburglar - "roostery " ha ha
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Male 7,332
Each of those is my norm. (except the hat...I dont` wear hats)

But in reality, some girls like to go for the `bad boy` then get upset when he doesn`t behave.

Also, I find it amusing that some women are willing spend hours putting on make-up, doing thier hair, spending fortunes on outfits, get boobjobs, buttjobs, nipped, tucked & rhinoplastied...and complain that they can`t find a `real` man.

It`s real simple....don`t be a dick.
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Male 2,516
This sounds like my grandmother wrote it.
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Female 2,228
Huh, well all I want is you on your best behavior, you know genteel and not handsy or creepy/frightening in any way. But I guess I just like to keep it simple.

Also whenever I hear the term "women`s lib" or any iteration thereof I immediately think, "Who unfroze Dick Nixon from his carbonite tomb?"
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Male 1,625
so THIS woman wants these things means ALL women want these things?
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Male 4,893

A real woman should be able to expect this kind of thing from a man. You`ll only see this kind of thing with the older generation, which is why it`s considered old fashioned. Now days the girls are anything but laidylike and the boys are either vaginized pussies or roostery "bros".
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Male 37,888

Who wrote this, a man?
I don`t think most women care if take your hat off when you come inside.
And I a positive the illeterate tramps running around today do know even know why men used to walk on the streetside of the sidewalk.

Yeah, they do want you to pay for dinner and open the door. And you should!
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Male 1,048
I didn`t realize these things were considered dead..
I thought this was all part of the norm.
what a world
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Female 4,039
Oh please. We want you to kill spiders, no matter where they are,or what time of the day or night we see them. And take out the garbage. And rinse your body hair off the soap after you shower.
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Male 2,841
So basically I should be your slave and cater to your every whim and desire? I`ll stick to my fart pronz.
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Male 3,445
"So much for women`s lib, eh guys? They say they don`t want special treatment, but do they really?"

I don`t think you understand feminism.
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Male 19,840
Link: Top 5 Things Girls Secretly Want You To Do [Pic+] [Rate Link] - So much for women`s lib, eh guys? They say they don`t want special treatment, but do they really? Here`s what they want.
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