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Date: 03/29/13 11:52 AM

18 Responses to Tonight, We Eat Like Kings! [Pic]

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    B-diddy Male 13-17
    460 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 11:53 am
    Link: Tonight, We Eat Like Kings! - Screw nuts, bitches love pizza!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:01 pm
    Num num num! =^.^=
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:07 pm
    Being able to have a single slice of pizza delivered to your home was a decent enough idea, but the squirrel delivery boys turned some people off.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:13 pm
    OMG squirrles!! squirrles everywhere they`re multiplying and coming to take over IAB!!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:18 pm
    @McGovern: We come in peace. ~extends paw full of acorns~
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:32 pm
    That Squirrel is going to have an upset tum...but I don`t think it cares :-D
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:37 pm
    For those not familiar with squirrel body language, the erect bushy tail means, "Look what I got!"
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:47 pm
    For those who are worried: the squirrel will be OK with the meat on the pizza: they are "opportunistic omnivores" meaning if they find a slice of pepperoni, just laying there? They`ll eat it!
    Just a little meat is OK for them.

    Right resident IAB squirrel family?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:57 pm
    MMMMM acorns!!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 1:50 pm
    @5Cats: Yes, squirrel diets include not only nuts, but also insects, grubs, berries, and mushrooms--and the occasional slice of pizza when I`m too lazy to forage.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 1:50 pm
    I dislike squirrels. Some live in my attic and being that I live on the outskirts of the city but still in the limits, I can`t shoot them, (they make a good stew) so I trap them in a have-a-hart and bring them down the road five miles to a nice pastoral cemetery. Black sunflower seeds are a good bait.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    YES!!!

    PIZZA!!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    I`m baking a ham tonight. With carrots & turnips, greens, mashed potatoes and home made dinner rolls.

    Enjoy your Domino`s cardboard pizza.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm
    "...But, the next weekend, Fluffy was tits up..."
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    JuggaloReign Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:21 pm
    I would much rather eat the squirrel.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 9:39 pm
    Gerry: Baked chicken thighs, shell pasta in garlic cheese sauce, and corn here. 8-d
    If I want pizza, I make my own. But it`s a cute picture.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    I had the family (Mum and my brother) over! I made pork back ribs: Greek style -and- BBQ baked in the oven. Baked potatoes, carrots and coleslaw...

    100% successful! Best ribs I`ve ever had (if I do say so myself!).
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2685 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    and there was much rejoicing among the squirrels.

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