Tonight, We Eat Like Kings! [Pic]

Submitted by: B-diddy 3 years ago Funny

Screw nuts, bitches love pizza!
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Male 3,406
and there was much rejoicing among the squirrels.
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Male 36,358
I had the family (Mum and my brother) over! I made pork back ribs: Greek style -and- BBQ baked in the oven. Baked potatoes, carrots and coleslaw...

100% successful! Best ribs I`ve ever had (if I do say so myself!).
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Female 6,381
Gerry: Baked chicken thighs, shell pasta in garlic cheese sauce, and corn here. 8-d
If I want pizza, I make my own. But it`s a cute picture.
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Male 55
I would much rather eat the squirrel.
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Male 5,608
"...But, the next weekend, Fluffy was tits up..."
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Male 37,888

I`m baking a ham tonight. With carrots & turnips, greens, mashed potatoes and home made dinner rolls.

Enjoy your Domino`s cardboard pizza.
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Male 3,947
YES!!!

PIZZA!!!
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Male 3,472
I dislike squirrels. Some live in my attic and being that I live on the outskirts of the city but still in the limits, I can`t shoot them, (they make a good stew) so I trap them in a have-a-hart and bring them down the road five miles to a nice pastoral cemetery. Black sunflower seeds are a good bait.
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Male 6,227
@5Cats: Yes, squirrel diets include not only nuts, but also insects, grubs, berries, and mushrooms--and the occasional slice of pizza when I`m too lazy to forage.
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Male 14,330
MMMMM acorns!!
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Male 36,358
For those who are worried: the squirrel will be OK with the meat on the pizza: they are "opportunistic omnivores" meaning if they find a slice of pepperoni, just laying there? They`ll eat it!
Just a little meat is OK for them.

Right resident IAB squirrel family?
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Male 6,227
For those not familiar with squirrel body language, the erect bushy tail means, "Look what I got!"
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Female 1,540
That Squirrel is going to have an upset tum...but I don`t think it cares :-D
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Male 6,227
@McGovern: We come in peace. ~extends paw full of acorns~
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Male 14,330
OMG squirrles!! squirrles everywhere they`re multiplying and coming to take over IAB!!
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Male 7,031
Being able to have a single slice of pizza delivered to your home was a decent enough idea, but the squirrel delivery boys turned some people off.
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Male 6,227
Num num num! =^.^=
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Male 460
Link: Tonight, We Eat Like Kings! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Screw nuts, bitches love pizza!
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