The Muffin Macer!

Submitted by: 5cats 4 years ago in Funny

Strange things happening at a gas station... at 2 in the morning. NSFW Language
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Female 349
He got what he deserved.
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Female 2,027
hahhhahaha what a drating meth
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Female 1,467
Bad thing is I have known women like her to actually work retail. Really takes a stoner to be chill enough to deal with some of the things that happen.
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Male 1,395
[quote]And for those of you that would beat her up after getting maced; well, you`ve obviously never been maced before. [/quote]

I have been sprayed directly in the face with mace before by a friend who was screwing around and I beat his a$$ immediately after. It just put me into a rage. It stung for about two hours and the only releif I got was from a rag soaked in milk on my face.

I guess I have an advantage as the youngest brother in my family (a.k.a. punching bag). It made me tough enough to handle the pain and keep going.

Don`t ever under estimate your opponent`s will to survive.
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Male 594
Animals belong in cages.
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Male 15,832
[quote]nothin like a little assault and battery[/quote]
The use of a weapon makes it a felony aggravated battery, or at least it does where I live.
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Female 695
nothin like a little assault and battery
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Male 820
No law against being a jerk. There is a law against assault. Lock her up.
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Male 2,988
bitch needs to be put in jail
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Female 52
i think she started out being right. he wouldn`t shut up and it was pissing her off, she should have just gotten what she wanted and left
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Male 1,380
I wonder if she`s single...
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Male 2,060
Thank God she was black and he white. That makes it OK. Other way around gets attention donchaknow
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Male 37,794
@MacGovern: lolz! I think 90% of IABers would do that too!

I`m glad I`m not the only one who is SURE that dude is stoned. It is 2AM after all.

And it happened in Duluth, Minnesota. Duluth!
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Male 14,334
If that bitch did that to me I would run around flailing my arms wildly saying "AHHHH F**K MY EYES IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!"
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Male 3,612
she was tring to start somthing
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Male 4,746
Being rude is being rude. Spraying someone`s face with mace is a felony. I hope they show this to the cops and arrest that woman.
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Male 189
Guy deserved it. I work at a station, and there is nothing more snobby than people that think their order is more important than others. I usually defuse the situation by telling said individual to wait. And for those of you that would beat her up after getting maced; well, you`ve obviously never been maced before.
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Male 406
"Ain`t nobody got time for that" SMACK... is what he should have said.
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Male 1,395
I would have beat her ass for that then had her arrested for assault. I hope the poilce see this and put her ass in jail. She can tak eall the tiem she wants with her muffins then.
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Male 112
Haha in a country where you spend money to let other people "wait in suffer"... Crazy people, hope that`s an exception there!
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Male 675
MOAR MUFFINS!!
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Male 13,624
``Seems like he was stoned, and she was an ABW (angry Black Woman)``

Aint they all?? :-/
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Male 13,624
If she was a decent sort
she would have let the guy buy his smokes and let him
go on his way, pretty obvious she was baiting him,
just by her attitude, and yeah
I`m surprised he didn`t lay the fecker out
what she did was I`m sure illegal
I try not to frequent these mini mall petrol stations
pain in the ass when you just want to pay for
your fuel
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Male 466
WTF! Arrogant mole is sooo lucky he didnt respond with an ultra violent rage.
and I wouldn`t feel sorry if she got laid out on the floor.
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Male 71
It`s a good thing she had the food stamp card handy, otherwise she couldn`t have paid for all those muffins.
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Male 1,068
Way to go, assault the stoned guy. Typical irrational black lady.
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Male 1,950
Seems like someone in this video is too pushy, and someone else is too proud.
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Male 40
Dude is obviously stoned.
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Male 1,429
Seems like he was stoned, and she was an ABW (angry Black Woman)
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Female 71
she needed her ass whipped! what an arrogant bitch! I hope she choked on those muffins. I would have called the police and had them watch the tape. The store clerk did NOTHING to defuse that situtation, wow.. now thats good customer service. Stupid woman.
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Male 3,431
There were no winners in that video.

Yes he could have waited.

And she could have let him go ahead if she was undecided.

They both could have dropped the issue.

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Female 1,236
How difficult is this? Wait your turn in line. You want to talk sh*t & bait others into reacting to your rudeness, be prepared for something nasty to happen. Perhaps something like...mace in your stupid face. The store clerk, at least, kept himself chill.
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Male 15,832
[quote]I`m pretty sure that`s assault.[/quote]
Actually, that would be felony aggravated battery.
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Female 1,540
It was rude for him to try and jump ahead and he really shouldn`t have been such a passive ass to her...she had no right to do that. I believe that is DEFINITELY considered assault. But they would have to report it first.
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Male 2,468
The deal is she was indecisive and the dude just wanted a pack of smokes. 15 seconds and he would have been done. Yes it might have looked a bit impolite on his part but I know where he`s coming from. There`s a tiny bodega less than 200 feet from my house and it`s always filled with sistas like her. They will take (and I`m not kidding) 3 or 4 minutes to order a single sandwich. They ask every question you can imagine while the queue gets longer and longer. Now the clerk is looking at me knowing all I want is a pack of smokes and I have real money and won`t take 15 seconds before I`m gone. If the clerk attempts to ring up a few quick transaction while the sista makes up her fing mind it`s usually WWIII.
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Male 2,390
and you wonder.. I`m sorry, she knew what she was doing.. standing there in line baiting this guy.. I see this poo ALL the time.. and then it goes down...

and you wonder why.
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Male 515
I can`t imagine a better response from the store clerk.
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Male 427
Shouldn`t the dude have called the police? I`m pretty sure that`s assault.
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Male 1,252
Im no advocate on violence towards women...but I would have flat handed that mean person before she could even withdraw her mace. Canadian rules!...if he is stopping and quickly paying for gas while shes meandering he goes first...regardless of who got there first.
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Male 1,745
Lol he should of just said sorry after trying to order around her. But he just kept pushing her button.
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Male 568
He should of waited but she deserves a beat down.
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Female 846
He was kind of an non-nice individual...
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Male 2,468
Sista`s copin` a `tude yo.
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Male 37,794
Weirdness that happened in Duluth, Minnesota!

Hooray! A "quality suggestion" of mine got posted! Not political or cat-related even :-) I`m on a roll...
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Male 37,794
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