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Date: 03/08/13 02:51 PM

37 Responses to The Human Test – Are You Human?

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 2:24 pm
    Link: The Human Test - Are You Human? - If you answered yes to 5 or more questions, you are a human. (Maybe)
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    kvetcher Male 50-59
    213 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 3:21 pm
    I seem to have failed because I don`t have a mobile `phone.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 3:40 pm
    Im not a human
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    LegerDemain Male 18-29
    124 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 4:14 pm
    I don`t like landing on "inconclusive" on an "are you human"-test. There was a single statement that I considered. I could not knowingly be friends with anyone that said yes to more than 12 of those.
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    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    I failed the second one, no surprise there.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 4:19 pm
    More tests are needed...
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 4:36 pm
    ze is drated. but awesome
  8. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 4:38 pm
    im not alone!!!!
  9. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 4:46 pm
    Apparently, I suck at being a human.
    Good to know.
  10. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 4:52 pm
    I scored exactly 0, so I guess I`m a f***ing robot.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 5:06 pm
    "When a good friend tells you a story and forgets that they already told it to you, do you secretly question the entire basis of your relationship?"

    This was obviously written by someone who doesn`t have any long term friends. When hanging out with an old friend and they are telling you a story you`ve heard multiple times it`s fun to see how they are going to tell the story.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 5:48 pm
    The first one was pretty good. The second? Not as good.

    Strangely enough, I`m human! Despite all my efforts to the contrary...
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    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 6:34 pm
    YES. I am not human.
  14. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 6:47 pm
    Ess berry true.
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    Dead_mind Male 18-29
    303 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 6:59 pm
    Not human. 4 on first 6 on second.
    Boyah?
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    Dead_mind Male 18-29
    303 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 7:00 pm
    @markust123
    "I wonder how it ends this time"?
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 8:09 pm
    a robot could fake any of these and an alien would just lie... got to go the mother ship is coming and I will get docked if I`m late again...
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 8, 2013 at 9:42 pm
    I got 4 and 5. This does not seem to be an effective Turing test.

    Or is this post actually being made by a chat-bot?

    Nah, they aren`t good for much but spamming or carrying on very simple conversations. So there`s no reason to doubt my humanity unless I get into a flame war :-P
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    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 1:57 am
    Guess im not human as i got 3.
  20. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 2:01 am
    Hmm, I scored fourteen on both. I especially liked, "do you feel unnaturally good when a waitress calls you `honey` or `babe`." I`ve had conversations on the topic with people and from my marginal test field it turns out that the majority of those I spoke with don`t share this appreciation at all.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 2:26 am
    This sounds like `True facts` man.
  22. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 4:21 am
    I answered "yes" to 6 total. What does that say about me?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 5:52 am
    Yes to virtually everything on both. I don`t drive, and I cannot send screenshots of my phone....
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 7:58 am
    The second one was the depressing one. :( :( :(
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 8:03 am
    Huh, Vol 1 I only checked 4 items and Vol 2 I only checked one... I guess I`m not human!!
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 8:13 am
    4 on the first, 12 on the second.
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 8:16 am
    "When hanging out with an old friend and they are telling you a story you`ve heard multiple times it`s fun to see how they are going to tell the story."
    It`s even funnier when they realise you were part of the story as well.
    "and then you come along.. oh"
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    Javien Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 9:12 am
    I only got 4 on both...
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 4:04 pm
    This is hilarious, but also makes me think. I like the quick pace and deadpan delivery.
  30. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 4:36 pm
    I, am human! woot! cause I was startng to think I was a housecleaning robot...
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    Nomud Male 18-29
    102 posts
    March 9, 2013 at 9:47 pm
    Hahaha, I love Zefrank.
  32. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 8:11 am
    Other people do some strange shxt.. wow. Eating boogers after childhood? I threw up alittle after I heard that one..
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 8:51 am
    I`m apparently not human (retitle: the self-entitled/self-absorbed human test)

    plus, lots of these were OCD (pushing elevator button, cup near edge of table, noises while remembering, chewing to a song, etc)
  34. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 5:17 pm
    I lost my pencil.
  35. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 10:27 pm
    I am apparently not human.
  36. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 9:11 am
    Seemed like an OCD test, followed by a depression/anxiety test.

    Never the less, 5 and 10, and this made me laugh a few times.
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    PirateWillis Male 18-29
    143 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 11:01 am
    14 on the first, 15 on the second. I think I need some psychiatric help.

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