The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating

Submitted by: draino123 3 years ago Funny

No more masturbation!
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Male 36,388
[quote]Yeah, two separate thoughts.[/quote]
:-)

[quote]It`s not masturbation if you jerk him off while he jerks you.[/quote]
@Gerry1: I think that counts as "mutual masturbation" and would kill 2 men...
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Male 3,364
Very funny!
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Male 5,811
[quote]Did I use my semi-colon properly? ";"[/quote]
Yeah, two separate thoughts.
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Male 37,888

[quote]"Every time a man masturbates, another man dies" [/quote]
If this were true men would just have to use the Buddy System. It`s not masturbation if you jerk him off while he jerks you.
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Male 395
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If that were true, every man on earth would be dead in a week (except for one lucky wanker).[/quote]

after which, he chokes himself to death
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Male 15,832
[quote]Every time a man masturbates, another man dies.[/quote]
If that were true, every man on earth would be dead in a week (except for one lucky wanker).
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Female 2,549
Frogs :-)
In this case horney toads.
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Male 36,388
Frenchmen beat off together?
That explains France`s low birth rate...

I thought of a logical reason why this was silly; then I realized that thinking logically about such a silly thing was both silly and illogical.

Did I use my semi-colon properly? ";"
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Male 769
Link: The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating [Rate Link] - No more masturbation!
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