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Date: 03/26/13 06:35 PM

13 Responses to Terror, Goose Is Thy Name [Pic]

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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 6:37 pm
    Link: Terror, Goose Is Thy Name - Damn nature you scary.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    March 26, 2013 at 6:48 pm
    Always would freak the crap out of me when I`d go to feed the ducks as a child and a clan of these things would start chasing them away with deep hisses and quivering tongues.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 26, 2013 at 6:51 pm
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 7:53 pm
    Military uses geese for guards as well cause they`ll squawk at anything
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 26, 2013 at 7:55 pm
    Interesting fact: Some religious denominations (notably Roman Catholics) historically used to allow the nomming of geese on otherwise Fast Days, when you weren`t allowed to eat meat. Since it`s obviously a fish. Seriously, look that sh*t up, it`s hilarious.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 26, 2013 at 8:09 pm
    True fact: When my Uncle was little a goose broke his arm. Hit him with his goosey head and *snap*!
    Grandpa solved the problem with an axe... roast goose for dinner!
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1097 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 11:42 pm
    My grandmother had these horrible things on her farm!! She had different kinds too.. I could be nowhere near them as I fed the other animals and sure enough i`d turn around and a whole damned gaggle would be running my way with their heads lowered and hissing..The [email protected] don`t back down easily either..I have tried stomping my feet at them and it doesn`t work.. I learned the hard way that it just ticks them off even more..geese are buttholes.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 12:25 am
    Geese are lovely, make fantastic pets. they are territorial but are easy to make back down if you need to, they eat grass which is why they has those serrations. The wing pit of a goose is the softest things out. Great parents, loyal companions and marvellous on the bed on a cold night...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 27, 2013 at 6:19 am
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    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 7:46 am
    My mother was attacked by a goose when she was young - it put a big gash in her stomach when it bit her. According to the story, my grandmother saw this, grabbed the goose by the neck, and threw it .
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3886 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 9:38 am
    i think i read once that the U.S. Army was using geese to secure the outer perimeters of their big base in germany. the geese were cheap to keep, vicious as hell, and fairly silent in their approach...
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    lt633c Male 50-59
    143 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 10:27 am
    The only reason geese attack us is that we have a superior frontal lobe and we don`t just kill them. You don`t see them runnin` up on a mountain lion like that do ya ?
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2879 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 11:27 pm
    my mom used to live in a house that backed onto a river. there where lots of geese. there was a fire pit we never used that got covered up. one morning i walked down to the river to enjoy the scenery and fresh air. as i walked past the fire pit, i heard a loud hissing sound. it was a f*cking goose. i backed away quick, but i noticed the goose was sitting on a nest of eggs, to which i was all like, oh poo, i know this scenario. and then in came what must have been papa goose with his wing span spread out, hissing at me. and i was all like i do not care if it is illegal to hurt you here in canada, i will drat you up!!! and then i ran back to the house like a little bitch.

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