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Date: 03/20/13 02:43 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    March 20, 2013 at 2:43 pm
    Link: Taking Instructions Literally - Or we have a smart ass on our hands.
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    jclv Male 40-49
    368 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    Thinking outside the box(es)!
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 3:25 pm
    Tedison is an awesome name for a rectangle.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm
    Someone`s bucking for Special Ed.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    What the f*ck kind of name is Tedison?
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    Let`s hope her teacher has a sense of humor.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 4:51 pm
    I hope her name is not hope...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    Funny, but there`s an F in the gradebook.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 5:10 pm
    I always knew I was square but until this moment I didn`t understand. Waaaaaaah!
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    No no no!
    Hary = Thomas
    Bob = Chris
    Tedison = Laura
    Cate = Drunk Claire
    Sam = Drunk Sarah

    ...sadly no James.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:58 pm
    Maybe I`m just an old grumpy bastard, but what the f*ck is up with the names parents give their kids these days?

    Tedison? Hope even?

    I only mention this because I moved to North America a few years ago (Canada) and my 6-year old Grade one daughter has a kid in her class called Anakin. I poo you not, some projecting wanker named their offspring after Darth F*cking Vader. Not even the real Darth F*cking Vader mind you (that would have been an awesome name for a kid), but named after Darth Vader back when he was a gay crap kid.

    Also, she`s in love with a kid in her class (apparently) called Jaxon, and they`re going to get married and have babies. Yes, you read that right. I know this, because his redneck mother has "JAXON" tattoed down the inside of her left forearm, I`m met that crazy woman. Her most recent, current wife is called Adysyn. Not Madison mind, but Adysyn.

    F*ck this, I`m moving back to sanity.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 11:57 pm
    Anakin is boring. Here in the UK we had a woman call her kid Ikea. Said kid is coming up to 13 in May and must be getting some terrible grief at school. Others include Caramel, Moet and Rocky. There are far too many Chanel`s too.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 1:57 am
    davymid
    e I`m just an old grumpy bastard, but what the f*ck is up with the names parents give their kids these days?
    -----------
    yup
    I know
    My niece just called her new kid Micah jaydon rhi rhi
    I shat you not
    I just shook my head, and said I will call him Charlie
    she had a pap on, as I said he will be a twat called that
    and now Im in the family doghouse for being a down doer
    still calling him charlie
    whatever happens
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 4:05 am
    @davymid

    Adam Hills has some things to say about names like Hope.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4710 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    HA! Davymid, I agree. My stupid in law has 4 kids, two named Addison and Jaxon. I hate those retarded names. Even my spell checker doesn`t like those names.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 4:07 pm
    @davymid. funny stories.

    when my sister was off on maternity leave 30+ years ago, the black lady who substituted for her was telling us about her niece who had just had a child. `oh how nice, what`s the baby`s name?`, i asked. to which she answered, `some damn stupid n****r name!`

    OMG, what do you say to that?! especially when you`re as white as the queen of england, like me.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 10:45 pm
    Idk a friend named her son Octavian. I love it but really Tavian vs Jaxon? Wooo my generation wins.

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