Taking Instructions Literally [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Or we have a smart ass on our hands.
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Female 1,467
Idk a friend named her son Octavian. I love it but really Tavian vs Jaxon? Wooo my generation wins.
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Female 4,084
@davymid. funny stories.

when my sister was off on maternity leave 30+ years ago, the black lady who substituted for her was telling us about her niece who had just had a child. `oh how nice, what`s the baby`s name?`, i asked. to which she answered, `some damn stupid n****r name!`

OMG, what do you say to that?! especially when you`re as white as the queen of england, like me.
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Male 4,891

HA! Davymid, I agree. My stupid in law has 4 kids, two named Addison and Jaxon. I hate those retarded names. Even my spell checker doesn`t like those names.
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Male 2,862
@davymid

Adam Hills has some things to say about names like Hope.
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Male 13,630
davymid
e I`m just an old grumpy bastard, but what the f*ck is up with the names parents give their kids these days?
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yup
I know
My niece just called her new kid Micah jaydon rhi rhi
I shat you not
I just shook my head, and said I will call him Charlie
she had a pap on, as I said he will be a twat called that
and now Im in the family doghouse for being a down doer
still calling him charlie
whatever happens
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Male 1,803
Anakin is boring. Here in the UK we had a woman call her kid Ikea. Said kid is coming up to 13 in May and must be getting some terrible grief at school. Others include Caramel, Moet and Rocky. There are far too many Chanel`s too.
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Male 12,138
Maybe I`m just an old grumpy bastard, but what the f*ck is up with the names parents give their kids these days?

Tedison? Hope even?

I only mention this because I moved to North America a few years ago (Canada) and my 6-year old Grade one daughter has a kid in her class called Anakin. I poo you not, some projecting wanker named their offspring after Darth F*cking Vader. Not even the real Darth F*cking Vader mind you (that would have been an awesome name for a kid), but named after Darth Vader back when he was a gay crap kid.

Also, she`s in love with a kid in her class (apparently) called Jaxon, and they`re going to get married and have babies. Yes, you read that right. I know this, because his redneck mother has "JAXON" tattoed down the inside of her left forearm, I`m met that crazy woman. Her most recent, current wife is called Adysyn. Not Madison mind, but Adysyn.

F*ck this, I`m moving back to sanity.
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Male 1,442
No no no!
Hary = Thomas
Bob = Chris
Tedison = Laura
Cate = Drunk Claire
Sam = Drunk Sarah

...sadly no James.
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Female 1,467
I always knew I was square but until this moment I didn`t understand. Waaaaaaah!
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Male 11,739
Funny, but there`s an F in the gradebook.
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Male 586
I hope her name is not hope...
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Male 5,024
Let`s hope her teacher has a sense of humor.
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Male 3,908
What the f*ck kind of name is Tedison?
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Female 6,381
Someone`s bucking for Special Ed.
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Male 3,060
Tedison is an awesome name for a rectangle.
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Male 569
Thinking outside the box(es)!
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Female 8,043
Link: Taking Instructions Literally [Pic] [Rate Link] - Or we have a smart ass on our hands.
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