Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man

Submitted by: MrPeabody 3 years ago Science

Spiderman movies will never be the same. slightly NSFW
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Female 2,691
I threw up. Did you throw up?
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Male 37,897

The last movie brought the web-shooters back.
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Male 2,586
It depends which spider he has mimicked. His `dick` wouldn`t have to fall off... As far as I am aware, Steatoda grossa (the spider that was `painted` to look cool in the first three Spiderman films does not lose its palps during courtship. Spiders like Pityiohyphantes DO lose them (and quite regularly too).
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Female 6,381
dm2754:
I think the word you`re looking for is "his."
And the movies have done away with the web shooters, so there`s precedent for body-generated webs.
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Male 5,608
"Let me say that again!! His-"
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Male 36,536
[quote]and kosher too it appears.[/quote]
@Burgh: Lolz! Nice catch! It`s quite subtle, yes?

[quote]fail he`s webs come out of a machine not his body[/quote]
@dm2754: In the "Classic Spiderman" yes, but in "modern re-tellings" it`s biological.

iirc: Stan Lee originally wanted biological webs, but got talked out of it and they came up with "web shooters" insted.
Something about "teenage boy shooting white goop all over the place" just didn`t sit well with them...
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Male 3,578
fail he`s webs come out of a machine not his body
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Male 300
"Scientifically Accurate" and kosher too it appears.
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Male 906
Hmmm you would think it would be more "scientifically accurate" with scientifically accurate in the title. Funny!
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Male 36,536
Not to mention that he only has 4 limbs...

"Slightly"... lolz!
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Male 1,920
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