Panties, A Bear Trap, And Candy [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Weird

Play the Walmart Game! What"s on your list? Who is the biggest freak?
There are 91 comments:
Male 406
coloring book
plan b pill
anti fungal cream
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Female 1,380
@paperduck if you work for home depot, they actually train you to see if people are buying things like #1 and then report them....but I don`t think someone at tramlaw would catch on for some reason (yes tramlaw=walmart my friends and I all call it tramlaw...always have lol)
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Male 1,595
Wicker basket, bag full of fun size candies, and a toilet seat.
I`ve actually done that combo before.
"Planning a night of fun?" she says.
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Male 224
Home Pregnancy Test and a wire coat hanger.
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Male 40,304
[quote]Lice shampoo, mirror, flashlight[/quote]

Ooo! @Paperduck makes a strong "late entry"!

[quote]Kool aid mix, 5 lb bag of sugar, antifreeze[/quote]
Or two! lolz, that`s nasty!

@Bakcagain21: lolz! The extra walking is good for you ;-)
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Male 560
Once bought whipped cream, chocolate sauce and rubber washing up gloves.

Checkout guy had a massive smile and said "you`re going to have fun tonight" He was right but for a British guy in a small Co-Op this was very awkward... Never went back into the shop walked an extra 15 minutes to SPAR everytime since then
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Male 1,745
Largest bag of fertilizer, a gasoline canister, spool of wire

Lice shampoo, mirror, flashlight

Wet wipes, underwear, paper bag

Telescope, curtains, black face paint

Kool aid mix, 5 lb bag of sugar, antifreeze

Walkie talkie set, lawn chair, balloons

Lawn mower, wrench set, bicycle tires



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Female 1,467
Metamucil, Prunes, Jalapenos

Gold Fish, Duck Tape, Turkey Baster

cans of frosting, boxes of cake mix, syrup of ipecac

1 Swisher Sweet, 1 Pack of Zig Zags, Box of microwave brownies

Sleep mask, Scarf/lemon juice, Bikini wax strips

Ice, straight razor blades, asprin

HD Flat screen tv, Hana Montana Movie DVD, Unscented for sensitive hands lotion

Laptop, Digital Camera, Hammer

Web cam, plunger, lacy bra

Wild bird feeder with feed, green skillet, nature balance
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Male 12,138
Alternate version, if we`re talking about freaking out cashiers at Walmart.

1. Bottle of Chloroform.

2. A rag. I suggest a Shamwow, but anything works.

3. No purchase here, just look at the cashier`s nametag. Then lean over and mumble something in her ear along the lines of "Wow. Marlene. That`s a beautiful name. There can`t be many Marlenes in the phone directory. Maybe I`ll look you up sometime." A final cheeky wink, then leave.

Job done.
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Male 109
Big box of tissues, Lotion, and size 4 XL granny panties.
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Male 41
hmm...
1.Pregnancy Test
2.Single wire coat hanger
3.and rubbing alcohol...
yikes!!
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Male 12,138
How about

1. A "Clone Your Bone" penis-casting set (yes, they exist. Not to be confused with "Match Your Snatch", the female version)

2. A "First Place" blue ribbon.

3. A digital camera, of course.
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Male 76
Butter, cucumbers and underwear for children.
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Male 1,836
@naz14: If you need viagara already, I can introduce you to someone. He`s known locally as the 48th & prospect alternative prescription progam distributor. Don`t worry, he won`t try to sponsor you into any pyramid schemes, just illicit drugs for the erection impaired (or the poor ladies who suffer through it with them)


Soap
"Rabbit" vibrator
50 shades of grey
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Female 3,696
You guys think us cashiers spend way more time staring at your groceries than you think we do XD

That being said...
Box of bullets
"Bowling for Columbine"
Trench Coat

...no no, don`t tell me to leave. I`ll see myself out.
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Male 17,512
malikymoo: Because selling dead hamsters would just be creepy.
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Male 2,436
Coloring book
Benadryl
Turkey baster
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Male 256
duct tape, aluminum foil, childrens` underwear
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Male 508
duct tape
rope
gummy bears
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Female 2,027
what the hell do they sell at a wallmart? live hamsters? vvv
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Female 1,563
Just cause it bugs me. Those of you who said "viagra" and "lunesta".... you can get that by prescription only. kthanks.
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Male 40,304
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Male 40,304
[quote]Lotion, basket and dog treats.[/quote]
@MacGovern: Nice one!

@Gerry1 is obsessed with "vasoline"... well that counts as "lube" you cheater!

"sling shot, tampons, ketchup" = that`s better.

[quote]The book "Joy of Cooking", fava beans and a bottle of cianti.[/quote]
@CrakrJak: lolz! Having a friend for dinner?

[quote]candy, needle, Lunesta [/quote]
@BritInvasion: Now we`re talking!

[quote]G.I. Joe Action Figure, Barbie Doll, My Little Pony Toy[/quote]
@collegebound: You`re getting closer!

My 2nd try:
A knick-knack
A "paddy whack"
A dog-bone chewie toy...
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Male 28
I thought xkcd did this a while ago, but only used 2 items. Pregnancy test and 1 metal coat hanger
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Male 322
Fishing pole, fishing hooks, and a live hamster.
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Male 540
Pool noodle
Tin of emulsion paint
Painkillers

I don`t know why I`m bothering, Kain1 has already won this.
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Male 4
adult diapers
breast pump
dog collar
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Male 2,711
Sleeping pills, machete, A-1 steak sauce
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Male 1,836
Lamp oil
Diapers
Pack of smokes
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Male 39,561

Mouse trap
butter
skillet
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Male 1,471
Bible
Jar of Mayonnaise
Stop watch
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Male 3,745
Legos
Thumb Tacks
Fireworks

Bleach
Ammonia
Jack Daniels

G.I. Joe Action Figure
Barbie Doll
My Little Pony Toy

Viagra
Laxative
BB Gun

Viagra
Black Spray Paint
BB Gun

Shake Weight
Baby Lotion
Whip Cream

do i win yet?
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Male 1,920
A cool variant to this would be to buy the original 3 items, then return to the same cashier with another 3 items that you forgot, with a funny comment.

ie:
blow torch
wire coat hangers
burn cream

then come back with:
flowers
`I`m sorry` card
candy

then say "I`ll need these later"
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Male 9,509
A razor
Peanut Butter
Dog Treats

Car battery
Jumper cables
A sponge

Xacto knives
Gauze and bandages
Smelling salts

A capped pipe
Box of nails
Rat poison



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Male 1,920
Sleep aid
rope
digital camera
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blow torch
wire coat hangers
burn cream
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Male 2,419
Gummi bears,
fishooks,
birthday party cd.





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Male 358
Tabasco sauce
Alpo
frying pan
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Male 186
Duct tape, bag of lime, and a shovel.
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Male 47
Anything with a total value of $6.66. I inadvertently took $6.66 worth of items to the register in Georgia, and the employee refused to finish ringing it up unless I got something else, so that the total wouldn`t offend her religious (in)sensibilities. I turned to the many others in line behind me, hoping for some support, but it was Georgia, and they all agreed with the employee.
I told them I`d be right back, and left the store through the side door. I wonder if they are all still standing there...
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Male 312
Asparagus
Water balloons
Water gun
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Lighter fluid
Water balloons
lighter
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Pipe
C02 cartridges
needles
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car battery
cables
metal door knob

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Male 39,561

CrakrJak, [quote]"The book "Joy of Cooking", fava beans and a bottle of cianti." [/quote] GOOD ONE! LOL

Lotion
paper towels
Teletubies dvd
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5 Gallons of Water
2 Packs of Depends
A Mop
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Male 322
A watermelon, a replacement shower head, and a sturdy looking belt. You know where this is goin...
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Male 312
candy
needle
Lunesta
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Male 17,512
A shotgun, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

A stake, garlic and a crossbow.

The book "Joy of Cooking", fava beans and a bottle of cianti.
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Male 39,561

razor blades
apples
trick or treat candy

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sling shot
tampons
ketchup

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cinder blocks from gardening
rope
duct tape

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Male 312





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Female 1,516
Oh here`s a true story. My husband left for Walmart one day and came back with a bouquet of flowers and a box of condoms and seemed upset. When I asked him what was wrong he told me the cashier laughed at him and he didn`t understand why.
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Female 1,516
These are too funny! I am not creative (or sick) enough to come close to what some of you wrote.

How about laxatives, adult diapers, and a video camera?
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Female 2,761
Oh god! You guys here never cease to surprise me!
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Male 14,331
Lotion, basket and dog treats.
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Male 39,561

Hamster
string
Vasaline

:-D I like this game! :-D

mentos
diet coke
enima kit

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Gold fish
tarter sauce
easy bake oven

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Camouflage coveralls
Binoculars
Vaseline
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Male 17,512
A suit, rope and a wooden stool.
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Male 39,561

Pics from WalMart website



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Male 417
girls panties, vasoline, preparation H
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Male 15,184
"Clown costume, home pregnancy test, wire coat hangers."

F-me, that was funny.
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Male 569
Bungee cord. Car Battery. Breast Pump.
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Male 1,625
laxative, adult diapers, and duct tape
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Male 8,435




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Male 2,419
Or, if they have it.. a stuffed toy sheep, babyboots (put sheep in said boots to test, just before paying) and a pair of kneepads..
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Female 6,381
I`d like to see a guy buy a men`s raincoat, a garter belt, and thong undies.
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Male 2,419
Cucucmber, duct tape, happy birthday girly panties.
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Male 737
Clown costume, home pregnancy test, wire coat hangers.
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Male 40,304
@davymid: You`re a sick little monkey! :-)

There was a fellow in Winnipeg (not me I swear!) who got caught shoplifting a big box of "feminine products" (pads, tampons, I forget which). He had the money in his pocket but was "so embarrassed" he couldn`t bring it to the cashier, and he couldn`t go home without it! Or so his story went...
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Female 9,558
Rope, maps, gun
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Male 12,138
One of my favourite games which I like to pull when bored...

1. Need beers, go to the local store with just enough money in your wallet to get a case of brewskis. But also pick up some baby food (newborn baby milk formula is ideal). Go to checkout.

2. Check items through. When the cashier tells you "that`ll be $40 please sir, look ruefully inside your wallet. Make it apparent you only have a $20. Size up the beers, the baby formula, and then the beers again.

3. Having come to a decision, slide the baby formula over to the cashier, and say "you know what, I don`t need this right now. Do you mind putting it back for me?". Pay for beers only. Enjoy the look of abject horror on the cashiers face as she judges you as the scum of humanity before you leave.

4. If you`re anything like me (i.e. a sadistic bastard), chuckle to yourself all the way home.

5. Consume beers.

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Male 40,304
A lot of "rule breakers" on IAB...

So many suggestions of murder, what a violent bunch we are! Not me though... or @jadedtortois or @Geogypsy...

idk about @HolyGod: Is the rope for you or for someone else?
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Male 2,729
CodeJockey The rules say no condoms and no lube. You broke the rules.
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Male 5,624
"Industrial size jar of Vaseline, a plunger and vodka."
3 boxes of condoms, 30 cucumbers and $120 worth of Astroglide.
Who uses petroleum jelly anymore? Pff!! Lightweights!
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Male 51
Wine coolers, Vaseline and a kong.

This actually happened, just needed a few stray items to finish vacation packing.
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Female 2,549
Large bag of fertilizer, hyacinth flower bulbs & a Gun.
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Male 39,561

Lotion
Tissues
little girl size panties
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Male 14,331
If you insist though,

Sawzall, wiffle ball bat and duct tape.
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Male 2,549
Home gym equipment, a jumbo box of assorted chocolate bars and a ladies plus pair of bright yellow spandex shorts.
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Male 14,331

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Male 9,509
kitteh98lives

"HolyGod, you can get these."

Well, actually those aren`t sold in or by walmart, just a 3rd party selling on walmart`s site. ;)

The original entry was plenty funny, no need to amend. I was just being a smart-ass luv.
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Male 314
A hacksaw, a tarp, and a shovel.
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Female 779
a children`s winter jacket, duct tape, and a 5-hour energy drink
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Female 8,043
HolyGod, you can get these.



Close enough for teh funneh?
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Male 2,729
Alternate choice:

Industrial size jar of Vaseline, a plunger and vodka.

PARTY TIME.
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Male 9,509
Can you buy a bear trap at walmart?
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Male 9,509
wine coolers, yo gabba gabba dvds, rope
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Male 40,304
Girls underpants, a telescope and a plushie unicorn...



Mwaahahaha!
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Male 2,729
Bath salts, enema bag, and Exlax.
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Male 232
mayo duct tape & a bike pump
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Male 950
McGovern didn`t read the rules
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Female 2,509
Rope, duct tape, Barbie doll

@ McGovern - no condoms!
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Male 244
SHOTGUN SHELLS, A SKI MASK , AND A REDICULOUSLY GIANT BAG OF CHEETOS
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Male 14,331
Shotgun shells, condoms and lawn lime.
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Male 101
Chainsaw, extra large trash bags, bleach.
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Male 950
33 gallon trash bags, bleach, a shovel
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Female 8,043
Link: Panties, A Bear Trap, And Candy [Pic] [Rate Link] - Play the Walmart Game! What`s on your list? Who is the biggest freak?
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