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Date: 03/12/13 07:54 AM

91 Responses to Panties, A Bear Trap, And Candy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 7:54 am
    Link: Panties, A Bear Trap, And Candy - Play the Walmart Game! What`s on your list? Who is the biggest freak?
  2. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:05 am
    33 gallon trash bags, bleach, a shovel
  3. Profile photo of ZapTheSheep
    ZapTheSheep Male 30-39
    101 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:07 am
    Chainsaw, extra large trash bags, bleach.
  4. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:08 am
    Shotgun shells, condoms and lawn lime.
  5. Profile photo of EVILLECUTTER
    EVILLECUTTER Male 18-29
    244 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:09 am
    SHOTGUN SHELLS, A SKI MASK , AND A REDICULOUSLY GIANT BAG OF CHEETOS
  6. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:14 am
    Rope, duct tape, Barbie doll

    @ McGovern - no condoms!
  7. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:14 am
    McGovern didn`t read the rules
  8. Profile photo of that1joshguy
    that1joshguy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:15 am
    mayo duct tape & a bike pump
  9. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:17 am
    Bath salts, enema bag, and Exlax.
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:20 am
    Girls underpants, a telescope and a plushie unicorn...



    Mwaahahaha!
  11. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:21 am
    wine coolers, yo gabba gabba dvds, rope
  12. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:23 am
    Can you buy a bear trap at walmart?
  13. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:23 am
    Alternate choice:

    Industrial size jar of Vaseline, a plunger and vodka.

    PARTY TIME.
  14. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:29 am
    HolyGod, you can get these.



    Close enough for teh funneh?
  15. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:31 am
    a children`s winter jacket, duct tape, and a 5-hour energy drink
  16. Profile photo of pfkdxius
    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:34 am
    A hacksaw, a tarp, and a shovel.
  17. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:34 am
    kitteh98lives

    "HolyGod, you can get these."

    Well, actually those aren`t sold in or by walmart, just a 3rd party selling on walmart`s site. ;)

    The original entry was plenty funny, no need to amend. I was just being a smart-ass luv.
  18. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:39 am

  19. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:40 am
    Home gym equipment, a jumbo box of assorted chocolate bars and a ladies plus pair of bright yellow spandex shorts.
  20. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:42 am
    If you insist though,

    Sawzall, wiffle ball bat and duct tape.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:43 am

    Lotion
    Tissues
    little girl size panties
  22. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:46 am
    Large bag of fertilizer, hyacinth flower bulbs & a Gun.
  23. Profile photo of Beaux66
    Beaux66 Male 40-49
    51 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:47 am
    Wine coolers, Vaseline and a kong.

    This actually happened, just needed a few stray items to finish vacation packing.
  24. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:49 am
    "Industrial size jar of Vaseline, a plunger and vodka."
    3 boxes of condoms, 30 cucumbers and $120 worth of Astroglide.
    Who uses petroleum jelly anymore? Pff!! Lightweights!
  25. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:52 am
    CodeJockey The rules say no condoms and no lube. You broke the rules.
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:59 am
    A lot of "rule breakers" on IAB...

    So many suggestions of murder, what a violent bunch we are! Not me though... or @jadedtortois or @Geogypsy...

    idk about @HolyGod: Is the rope for you or for someone else?
  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:59 am
    One of my favourite games which I like to pull when bored...

    1. Need beers, go to the local store with just enough money in your wallet to get a case of brewskis. But also pick up some baby food (newborn baby milk formula is ideal). Go to checkout.

    2. Check items through. When the cashier tells you "that`ll be $40 please sir, look ruefully inside your wallet. Make it apparent you only have a $20. Size up the beers, the baby formula, and then the beers again.

    3. Having come to a decision, slide the baby formula over to the cashier, and say "you know what, I don`t need this right now. Do you mind putting it back for me?". Pay for beers only. Enjoy the look of abject horror on the cashiers face as she judges you as the scum of humanity before you leave.

    4. If you`re anything like me (i.e. a sadistic bastard), chuckle to yourself all the way home.

    5. Consume beers.

  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 9:00 am
    Rope, maps, gun
  29. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 9:02 am
    @davymid: You`re a sick little monkey! :-)

    There was a fellow in Winnipeg (not me I swear!) who got caught shoplifting a big box of "feminine products" (pads, tampons, I forget which). He had the money in his pocket but was "so embarrassed" he couldn`t bring it to the cashier, and he couldn`t go home without it! Or so his story went...
  30. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 9:08 am
    Clown costume, home pregnancy test, wire coat hangers.
  31. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 9:13 am
    Cucucmber, duct tape, happy birthday girly panties.
  32. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 9:15 am
    I`d like to see a guy buy a men`s raincoat, a garter belt, and thong undies.
  33. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 9:19 am
    Or, if they have it.. a stuffed toy sheep, babyboots (put sheep in said boots to test, just before paying) and a pair of kneepads..
  34. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6153 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 9:52 am




  35. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 10:01 am
    laxative, adult diapers, and duct tape
  36. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 10:06 am
    Bungee cord. Car Battery. Breast Pump.
  37. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 10:12 am
    "Clown costume, home pregnancy test, wire coat hangers."

    F-me, that was funny.
  38. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 10:18 am
    girls panties, vasoline, preparation H
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 10:45 am

    Pics from WalMart website



  40. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 10:52 am
    A suit, rope and a wooden stool.
  41. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:00 am

    Hamster
    string
    Vasaline

    :-D I like this game! :-D

    mentos
    diet coke
    enima kit

    .......

    Gold fish
    tarter sauce
    easy bake oven

    .......

    Camouflage coveralls
    Binoculars
    Vaseline
  42. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:01 am
    Lotion, basket and dog treats.
  43. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:01 am
    Oh god! You guys here never cease to surprise me!
  44. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:09 am
    These are too funny! I am not creative (or sick) enough to come close to what some of you wrote.

    How about laxatives, adult diapers, and a video camera?
  45. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:11 am
    Oh here`s a true story. My husband left for Walmart one day and came back with a bouquet of flowers and a box of condoms and seemed upset. When I asked him what was wrong he told me the cashier laughed at him and he didn`t understand why.
  46. Profile photo of BritInvasion
    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:18 am





  47. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:19 am

    razor blades
    apples
    trick or treat candy

    .......

    sling shot
    tampons
    ketchup

    ........

    cinder blocks from gardening
    rope
    duct tape

  48. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:21 am
    A shotgun, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

    A stake, garlic and a crossbow.

    The book "Joy of Cooking", fava beans and a bottle of cianti.
  49. Profile photo of BritInvasion
    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:33 am
    candy
    needle
    Lunesta
  50. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:33 am
    A watermelon, a replacement shower head, and a sturdy looking belt. You know where this is goin...
  51. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:37 am

    CrakrJak, "The book "Joy of Cooking", fava beans and a bottle of cianti." GOOD ONE! LOL

    Lotion
    paper towels
    Teletubies dvd
    -
    5 Gallons of Water
    2 Packs of Depends
    A Mop
    -
  52. Profile photo of BritInvasion
    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:40 am
    Asparagus
    Water balloons
    Water gun
    -----------------
    Lighter fluid
    Water balloons
    lighter
    -----------------
    Pipe
    C02 cartridges
    needles
    -----------------
    car battery
    cables
    metal door knob

  53. Profile photo of 97e4ad
    97e4ad Male 50-59
    47 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:54 am
    Anything with a total value of $6.66. I inadvertently took $6.66 worth of items to the register in Georgia, and the employee refused to finish ringing it up unless I got something else, so that the total wouldn`t offend her religious (in)sensibilities. I turned to the many others in line behind me, hoping for some support, but it was Georgia, and they all agreed with the employee.
    I told them I`d be right back, and left the store through the side door. I wonder if they are all still standing there...
  54. Profile photo of Randy4861
    Randy4861 Male 40-49
    187 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:54 am
    Duct tape, bag of lime, and a shovel.
  55. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
    355 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:54 am
    Tabasco sauce
    Alpo
    frying pan
  56. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 12:03 pm
    Gummi bears,
    fishooks,
    birthday party cd.





  57. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 12:22 pm
    Sleep aid
    rope
    digital camera
    ------------
    blow torch
    wire coat hangers
    burn cream
  58. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6706 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 12:31 pm
    A razor
    Peanut Butter
    Dog Treats

    Car battery
    Jumper cables
    A sponge

    Xacto knives
    Gauze and bandages
    Smelling salts

    A capped pipe
    Box of nails
    Rat poison



  59. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 12:33 pm
    A cool variant to this would be to buy the original 3 items, then return to the same cashier with another 3 items that you forgot, with a funny comment.

    ie:
    blow torch
    wire coat hangers
    burn cream

    then come back with:
    flowers
    `I`m sorry` card
    candy

    then say "I`ll need these later"
  60. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 12:37 pm
    Legos
    Thumb Tacks
    Fireworks

    Bleach
    Ammonia
    Jack Daniels

    G.I. Joe Action Figure
    Barbie Doll
    My Little Pony Toy

    Viagra
    Laxative
    BB Gun

    Viagra
    Black Spray Paint
    BB Gun

    Shake Weight
    Baby Lotion
    Whip Cream

    do i win yet?
  61. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    Bible
    Jar of Mayonnaise
    Stop watch
  62. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:05 pm

    Mouse trap
    butter
    skillet
  63. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    Lamp oil
    Diapers
    Pack of smokes
  64. Profile photo of chalket
    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:34 pm
    Sleeping pills, machete, A-1 steak sauce
  65. Profile photo of 322795
    322795 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:47 pm
    adult diapers
    breast pump
    dog collar
  66. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 2:14 pm
    Pool noodle
    Tin of emulsion paint
    Painkillers

    I don`t know why I`m bothering, Kain1 has already won this.
  67. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 2:14 pm
    Fishing pole, fishing hooks, and a live hamster.
  68. Profile photo of dstbstr
    dstbstr Male 18-29
    28 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 2:32 pm
    I thought xkcd did this a while ago, but only used 2 items. Pregnancy test and 1 metal coat hanger
  69. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 2:37 pm
    Lotion, basket and dog treats.
    @MacGovern: Nice one!

    @Gerry1 is obsessed with "vasoline"... well that counts as "lube" you cheater!

    "sling shot, tampons, ketchup" = that`s better.

    The book "Joy of Cooking", fava beans and a bottle of cianti.
    @CrakrJak: lolz! Having a friend for dinner?

    candy, needle, Lunesta
    @BritInvasion: Now we`re talking!

    G.I. Joe Action Figure, Barbie Doll, My Little Pony Toy
    @collegebound: You`re getting closer!

    My 2nd try:
    A knick-knack
    A "paddy whack"
    A dog-bone chewie toy...
  70. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    A "Paddy Whack"
  71. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1516 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 2:40 pm
    Just cause it bugs me. Those of you who said "viagra" and "lunesta".... you can get that by prescription only. kthanks.
  72. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 3:12 pm
    what the hell do they sell at a wallmart? live hamsters? vvv
  73. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 3:17 pm
    duct tape
    rope
    gummy bears
  74. Profile photo of tsheriff
    tsheriff Male 18-29
    256 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 3:34 pm
    duct tape, aluminum foil, childrens` underwear
  75. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 4:39 pm
    Coloring book
    Benadryl
    Turkey baster
  76. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 5:23 pm
    malikymoo: Because selling dead hamsters would just be creepy.
  77. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 5:48 pm
    You guys think us cashiers spend way more time staring at your groceries than you think we do XD

    That being said...
    Box of bullets
    "Bowling for Columbine"
    Trench Coat

    ...no no, don`t tell me to leave. I`ll see myself out.
  78. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    796 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 6:21 pm
    @naz14: If you need viagara already, I can introduce you to someone. He`s known locally as the 48th & prospect alternative prescription progam distributor. Don`t worry, he won`t try to sponsor you into any pyramid schemes, just illicit drugs for the erection impaired (or the poor ladies who suffer through it with them)


    Soap
    "Rabbit" vibrator
    50 shades of grey
  79. Profile photo of caduceo13
    caduceo13 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:17 pm
    Butter, cucumbers and underwear for children.
  80. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:18 pm
    How about

    1. A "Clone Your Bone" penis-casting set (yes, they exist. Not to be confused with "Match Your Snatch", the female version)

    2. A "First Place" blue ribbon.

    3. A digital camera, of course.
  81. Profile photo of Lloydrage
    Lloydrage Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:20 pm
    hmm...
    1.Pregnancy Test
    2.Single wire coat hanger
    3.and rubbing alcohol...
    yikes!!
  82. Profile photo of Foote
    Foote Male 18-29
    109 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:30 pm
    Big box of tissues, Lotion, and size 4 XL granny panties.
  83. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    Alternate version, if we`re talking about freaking out cashiers at Walmart.

    1. Bottle of Chloroform.

    2. A rag. I suggest a Shamwow, but anything works.

    3. No purchase here, just look at the cashier`s nametag. Then lean over and mumble something in her ear along the lines of "Wow. Marlene. That`s a beautiful name. There can`t be many Marlenes in the phone directory. Maybe I`ll look you up sometime." A final cheeky wink, then leave.

    Job done.
  84. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:42 pm
    Metamucil, Prunes, Jalapenos

    Gold Fish, Duck Tape, Turkey Baster

    cans of frosting, boxes of cake mix, syrup of ipecac

    1 Swisher Sweet, 1 Pack of Zig Zags, Box of microwave brownies

    Sleep mask, Scarf/lemon juice, Bikini wax strips

    Ice, straight razor blades, asprin

    HD Flat screen tv, Hana Montana Movie DVD, Unscented for sensitive hands lotion

    Laptop, Digital Camera, Hammer

    Web cam, plunger, lacy bra

    Wild bird feeder with feed, green skillet, nature balance
  85. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 11:35 pm
    Largest bag of fertilizer, a gasoline canister, spool of wire

    Lice shampoo, mirror, flashlight

    Wet wipes, underwear, paper bag

    Telescope, curtains, black face paint

    Kool aid mix, 5 lb bag of sugar, antifreeze

    Walkie talkie set, lawn chair, balloons

    Lawn mower, wrench set, bicycle tires



  86. Profile photo of Bakcagain21
    Bakcagain21 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 12:14 am
    Once bought whipped cream, chocolate sauce and rubber washing up gloves.

    Checkout guy had a massive smile and said "you`re going to have fun tonight" He was right but for a British guy in a small Co-Op this was very awkward... Never went back into the shop walked an extra 15 minutes to SPAR everytime since then
  87. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 10:47 am
    Lice shampoo, mirror, flashlight

    Ooo! @Paperduck makes a strong "late entry"!

    Kool aid mix, 5 lb bag of sugar, antifreeze
    Or two! lolz, that`s nasty!

    @Bakcagain21: lolz! The extra walking is good for you ;-)
  88. Profile photo of Dover78
    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 8:23 pm
    Home Pregnancy Test and a wire coat hanger.
  89. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 9:02 pm
    Wicker basket, bag full of fun size candies, and a toilet seat.
    I`ve actually done that combo before.
    "Planning a night of fun?" she says.
  90. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 9:28 pm
    @paperduck if you work for home depot, they actually train you to see if people are buying things like #1 and then report them....but I don`t think someone at tramlaw would catch on for some reason (yes tramlaw=walmart my friends and I all call it tramlaw...always have lol)
  91. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    March 14, 2013 at 8:00 am
    coloring book
    plan b pill
    anti fungal cream

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