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  1. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2013 at 11:45 am
    Link: `Leaked` Photos From North Korea`s War Room - Kim Jong Un`s ``US Mainland Strike Plan`` revealed!
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    March 29, 2013 at 11:48 am
    Thanks for telling EVERYONE your evil plan Kim-Jong-Un...I`ve heard it`s called Operation Super Extra Sneaky Secret Attack.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2013 at 11:54 am
    OK. I know that the people of North Korea are kept in a total outside media blackout and brainwashed daily, but does Baby Kim actually not know how badly he would get spanked in a war?
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:04 pm
    So the plan is to wear crazy hats?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 29, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    They need a war. Too many people and a nice war would kill off a good portion, while keeping the rest employed.

    But I don`t think it would work out too well for them. Their troops would all just surrender fist chance they got. They were trained by the french afterall.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:13 pm
    Well, I-A-B conservatives, what now? How is it that we had no choice but to invade Iraq because it was "an imminent threat"--but this little punk gets to display maps of an American mainland invasion and release "fantasy" videos of a nuclear attack on New York?

    I`m not asking the question to mock the conservative view. Frankly, I`m really getting tired of this little twit and I`d like to hear what you guys think we can or should do.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    This guys nuts! He`s setup up rockets right now too not looking good.
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    Why did NK push so hard for nukes? Because they were smarter than their counterparts in the middle east in that it was the only way to keep American troops off their soil. Otherwise they`d be filming `zero dark thirty` part II.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2013 at 12:39 pm
    Not even slightly worried.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2013 at 12:40 pm
    Why did NK push so hard for nukes? Because they were smarter than their counterparts in the middle east in that it was the only way to keep American troops off their soil.

    Ummmm there`s at least 30,000 US troops at the border of North and South K. I`m willing to bet even more very soon.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2013 at 12:46 pm
    "does Baby Kim actually not know how badly he would get spanked in a war?"


    I`ve actually wondered about this. What if he`s grown up for so long being told lies about his country`s power that he`s convinced he can win a war?
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    lovepath7 Male 30-39
    41 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:57 pm
    They sure are clever. I think they receive a medal every time they say `Dear Leader` over there.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    @Squrlz4: Well, #1 the UN said it was OK to re-invade Iraq because they`d been in violation of the Cease Fire for several years. The sanctions were doing nothing, since Syria was sneaking oil out for Saddam (with help from Koffe Anna`s son...) and sneaking military supplies in.

    Thus: Iraq was a problem that needed to be solved SOONER rather than later.

    #2: It was a brilliant military strategy: meet the enemy on the ground of YOUR choosing. Right out of Sun Tzu`s "Art of War" eh?
    Those thousands of "militants" that came to fight (and die) in Iraq? You`d prefer they came to the US Mainland to do it?

    #3 Korea has a whopping big army. Sure it`s getting obsolete and the USA and S.Korea have way better equipment, BUT it`s still huge, capable of solid defense and the terrain is NOT friendly to the attacker (like open desert is).
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    lovepath7 Male 30-39
    41 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 1:01 pm
    I think that the intention to go to war is a secondary reason for all of this posturing. The primary purpose for this behavior- and the funneling of most of their resources into the `military budget`- is simply to provoke and reinforce the strongest possible intensity of devotional investment from the North Korean public- as well as to give little Kim a plentiful slush fund from which to buy an unlimited supply of American luxuries.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 1:05 pm
    Even if he actually believed the propaganda
    there are Generals etc who don`t...
    On another note- haven`t they all got HUGE hats??
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 1:05 pm
    #4: Russia, Germany, Britain, France AND the USA all had billions of assets tied up in Iraq which were not only doing nothing, they were rotting away! So it was "expedient" to "liberate" Iraq and "free up" those assets... I mean the Iraqi people!!

    #5: No one has ANY assets in North Korea. Not even China, although they`re NK`s #1 trade partner.

    #6: South Korea DOES NOT WANT a fight with the North! They`re the ones who will suffer, just like last time, and they`d rather not go through THAT again. Especially with "The Nuclear Card" in NK`s hand...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 1:10 pm
    Even if he actually believed the propaganda there are Generals etc who don`t...
    @madduck: Let`s hope so! However, history is FULL of leaders who surrounded themselves with incompetent idiots who kissed their butts, leading to disaster for their nation.

    On another note- haven`t they all got HUGE hats??

    You know what they say: Big Hat? Big Gun! ;-)
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 1:15 pm
    Yeah, like they were leaked. They would have been carefully released to increase as a form of sabre rattling. They know they can`t win but they need to give the impression that they think they can.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    March 29, 2013 at 1:58 pm
    This is just to make lil` old ladies scared so they will prompt their congressmen to make them safe, thus funding more to the military industrial complex and putting the people farther into debt.
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    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    549 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm
    . . .i smell another forced war. . .
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    "What if he`s grown up for so long being told lies about his country`s power that he`s convinced he can win a war?"

    That is EXACTLY what I`ve been thinking about ever since he became "Supreme Leader." I remember hearing a lot of talk about how maybe it was a good thing because he`s younger and might actually have some common sense but never bought it. I`m almost 100% positive that in his own twisted little mind he truly believes he`s 10 feet tall & bullet proof, like a demigod or maybe he just thinks he`s a god. Or maybe he`s just like the kid in school who always wants attention so as soon as people forget he`s there he has to do something to get their attention again, "Hey guys, over here, look at me, look at me..."
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm
    Little fat kid wants to fight the world
    get on with it then little fat kid
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    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm
    Nobody here read 1984 ???? War is peace !
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    @McGovern1981 Yet there are NO boots on the ground in NK. That should tell you something about nuclear deterrent. Lets face it, NK`s military is no match for...well most developed countries. What would and has stopped the US from walking in there...nukes and fear that they will be used.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 2:58 pm
    What I love about this whole thing is that everybody`s like "Oh, isn`t that cute, NK thinks it`s about to start a war" like it`s Calvin and Hobbes.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    I thought this was the extent of North Korea`s war room.


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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 3:37 pm
    @bacon_pie: Oh noes! North Korea has a wide variety of multi-sided dice!

    *heads for the fallout shelter*
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 3:44 pm
    Another nation chanting "DEATH TO THE PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!...."

    Join in!
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 3:52 pm
    Seriously? Are you sure you want to do that, Kimmy? I have this funny feeling it wouldn`t work out too well in your favor.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2013 at 4:04 pm
    "What would and has stopped the US from walking in there...nukes and fear that they will be used."

    What are they going to do, nuke themselves if we put boots on the ground?

    While North Korea has nukes it`s a long way off from being able to lob one over this way. They barely got a satellite into space a few months ago, nothing to worry about. It will be years before the country can make a nuclear device that`s small enough to fit on a ballistic missile, and years more until it has enough confidence in its launches to guarantee a hit.

    They better be careful because if they keep it up someone`s going to say "F*ck it, I`ve had enough of this sh*t" and they`ll be wiped off the map.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 4:48 pm
    when will we nuke the slants!??
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    March 29, 2013 at 4:49 pm

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    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:19 pm
    It`s as if we`re looking directly into Dictator Hailstone of Moronica`s private office.
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:26 pm
    He might as well be making his threats from a tree-house.
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    JuggaloReign Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:26 pm
    "Haha! We must never let the Americans discover our secret strategic plan to launch a main land attack. Now lets all huddle next to this inconspicuous board for a picture....."
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:30 pm
    His advisors seem familiar for some reason...

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    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:33 pm
    I generate more international controversy in a game of Command & Conquer. And since when has N Korea not targeted S Korea and the US? This is just Jr Kim`s way of building a tough guy image like his father did.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:36 pm
    Is he playing with Legos again?
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 5:44 pm
    @whodat6484
    "What are they going to do, nuke themselves if we put boots on the ground?"

    Nope, just the continental US, and imagine the uproar if people knew it was caused by overzealous leaders trying to prove something by invading.

    "It will be years before the country can make a nuclear device that`s small enough to fit on a ballistic missile"

    I`m Canadian, so it doesn`t affect me, but damn it`d suck to be you if you were wrong. Plus, if you think about it...doesn`t the fact that they HAVEN`T been invaded suggest that you may be? It`s like they know something you don`t.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 6:03 pm
    "Nope, just the continental US"

    They don`t have missiles that can reach Hawaii, let alone the continental U.S..
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 6:42 pm
    @antagonizer - I didn`t just make that sh*t up about their nuke & ballistic missile programs. If they were a real imminent threat something would have been done by now.

    They haven`t been invaded because the rest of world has realized that their bark is way bigger than their bite. Last time they tried to f*ck with South Korea they got their a$$es handed to them even with China backing them up.

    If that little douchebag tries anything and sparks a war there won`t be a North Korea anymore.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 7:17 pm
    Bring it bitchez! I for one have total confidence that they won`t nuke US territory. What`s the worst that could happen?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 7:24 pm
    @Draculya: They could put a nuke on an aircraft, fly it to Los Angeles and... boom? That`s the "worst case scenario".
    Also tossing a nuke at Seoul, which is right close to the border...

    @WhoDat: What you say is true, and their nukes are (so far) really tiny. BUT the fact that they have them and are crazy enough to use them makes it very hard to have a "conventional" war with them. M.A.D. doesn`t seem to bother them at all... the government I mean, not the citizens (obviously).
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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 7:39 pm
    That`s what happens when you let little kids play adult games. He`s delusional. Gotta compensate for that tiny weenie.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 7:55 pm
    Another nation chanting "DEATH TO THE PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!...."

    Join in!
    Oh shut up, you insufferable twat.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 8:12 pm
    I`m worried about how insignificant people believe NK is. They are a nuclear power and no they don`t have long range missiles, but they have thousands of zealots who can transport it in boats and planes. Not to mention they have plenty of fully capable nerve agents. About 2,500-5000 tonnes of nerve agents like VX gas, enough of it to kill not millions but billions. Not to mention what they have in terms of biological weapons, that could be spread to SK then to China, with over a billion people. Plus they don`t need to have long range missiles to reach Seoul and our military bases in SK. Have we not learned from the middle east about what a little craziness can do to innocent lives.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    March 29, 2013 at 8:44 pm
    We need to nuke that little bitch.
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    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    633 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 12:41 am
    the reason why we don`t view them as a threat, is because we have sensor technology that can detect a launch as soon as it happens. As well as the defensive capability to destroy any threat before it even leaves their country.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 3:08 am
    Despite my love of all things Korean (north and south), owing to the risks involved to Seoul, yeah, probably we should dust off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It`s the only way to make sure.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 3:18 am
    We take your order now please Mr Kim.
    Ahm yes. Get me large kimchi with lot of banchan.
    And you bring plenty soju too.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 6:03 am
    Is it just me or is that war room some sort of relic from the 1960s?

    This assh*le is going to start another war on the Korean peninsula and I believe China is finally fed up with their sh|t as well.
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 9:45 am
    FIRST.... one needs to have working missiles

    oh, and realize the people you`re phucking with can turn your little country in to a shiny sheet of glass in the time ti takes to order a big mack
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 10:55 am
    What are they calling this brat? We`ve had the Great Leader and the Dear Leader, ... who cares.

    Just attention seeking, he`s not going to do anything significant.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    March 30, 2013 at 12:18 pm
    I think you guys are missing the point, you don`t need missiles to spread a germ or walk to the top of a skyscraper and set off a nerve agent. Our anti-missile defense grid is useless against that. You just need one person to walk unnoticed across the border and not just the DMZ border. A nuke maybe their most flashy weapon but most likely not their deadliest.

    Or do you think when their country has lost its legitimacy and quite possibly its sovereignty with it, then at that point is when they will be the most rational (in the land where the people believe their government captured a Unicorn and their leader doesn`t poop)? And how many and whose lives are you willing to bet on it?
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    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    937 posts
    April 2, 2013 at 8:59 am
    This story flies just as well as one of their missiles...

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