How To Pick Up A Girl In Finland

Submitted by: jessieplume 4 years ago in Funny

Hey, if you just happen to be in Finland, you might need this information.
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Male 38,477

@ CreamK - thank you. At least one person got the joke.
Sorry for the bad translation. I was relying on Google to transtlate.

You`d think "stipid whore seeking attention" would be a universal concept in all languages, wouldn`t you.
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Male 1,421
Gerry, i see what you did there.. But bad luck mate, it doesn`t auto-translate that well.. The phrase is much nicer what you expect from a language that invented marvelous words like perkele ja vittu: `huomionkipeä` as in, aching for attention.

And i have no idea what the f was that, lame for sure.
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Male 1,293
First time I went to Finland, with the woman who is now my wife, we stayed with a friend of hers, the drummer of a rock band (they do like their metal). We finished drinking at 6 a.m. both mornings we were there. They really are great.
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Male 37,774
Caveman style!

Bonk them on the head with your club! Drag them back to your cave! :-) Worked for 100,000 years!

Yes, I have a strange feeling this was highly "staged"...
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Male 1,950
I just read what I wrote. Never mind. I`ll take these two any day...
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Male 1,950
See what "lame" looks like in foreign countries? How does Honey Boo Kardashian from Jersey Shore look to you now?
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Male 38,477

I might have believed this if she hadn`t kept sneaking peeks at the camera.

Huomiota huora!
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Female 84
Link: How To Pick Up A Girl In Finland [Rate Link] - Hey, if you just happen to be in Finland, you might need this information.
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