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Date: 03/10/13 03:58 PM

44 Responses to How Americans Live Today: According To North Korea

  1. Profile photo of 12chars
    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:04 pm
    Link: How Americans Live Today: According To North Korea - Mmmm tasty bird accompanied by snow coffee.
  2. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    I want to go to America to get some hot snow.
  3. Profile photo of scapegoat7
    scapegoat7 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:25 pm
    Birds + melted snow > eating people. Any day.
  4. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:29 pm
    this is very different from the california ad i see on tv. now im confused
  5. Profile photo of Cherrybawls
    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:29 pm
    What is this I don`t even
  6. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:31 pm
    Im sure you guys know, this is what our propaganda sounds like also.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 10, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    mmmmmm birds
  8. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:44 pm
    "...no birds in the trees apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday. They are yummy."

  9. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:46 pm
    I knew it! Americans are just trying to disguise themselves as Europeans!

    Also the guy is replying to every single comment on youtube. I found that more weird then this video.
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 4:56 pm
    1:35 Again, there are no birds in the trees, well except these birds. But otherwise they all got eaten! They didn`t "fly south" that`s a Yankee-Dog Myth!

    2:00 What a lie! That`s snow imported from Canada! I can tell...

    4:10 A room full of lonely, cold homosexuals? I highly doubt that! If they`re ALL queer it`ll be a hot, gay time in the homeless shelter tonight! ;-)

    Nice of North Korea to send sheets, blankets, coffee and cakes to poor starving America, eh?
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 5:02 pm
    How
    Do you dunk birds? Head or feet first :-)
  12. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 5:06 pm
    @sutra46: After a light BBQing, you grab their feet and dunk the head into your snow-coffee. Eat head-down, the tailfeathers are like dessert!

    NBC is really desperate for content, eh? :rolleyes:
  13. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 5:30 pm
    This is BULLSH*T!!! NO ONE HANDS OUT SNOW!!!

    Everyone knows Americans have to drive 2, 5 - Up to 10 MILES to get coffee made with PREMIUM SNOW!!!
    That f*cking snow coffee might cost $10USD!!!
  14. Profile photo of nac007
    nac007 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 5:39 pm
    Alternate title: The US 10 Years From Now
  15. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 6:10 pm
    I suddenly want snow.
  16. Profile photo of ScottO198
    ScottO198 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 6:29 pm
    Starbucks should start selling North Korean coffee. I hear it`s the bee`s knees.
  17. Profile photo of ilyaD
    ilyaD Male 18-29
    84 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 7:06 pm
    When I was a child we had to walk 5 miles to get to a snow coffee truck. And the snow was colder.
  18. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 7:15 pm
    I`m likely one of the poorest people here on IAB and I live better than the vast majority of North Koreans. Sure there are homeless people in America, I`ve been one myself. But at least here we all have the freedom to pick ourselves up and try again. In North Korea they send people to gulags and work farms for the remainder of their lives with no chance at all of escaping that life.

  19. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    We really need to just nuke those people out of their misery.

    Meanwhile, Tuesday is yummy bird day!
  20. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 7:38 pm
    Snowdrinkers... Whachagonnado?
  21. Profile photo of FinkStinger
    FinkStinger Male 30-39
    147 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 8:03 pm
    Pretty much how I pictured America.
  22. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 8:24 pm
    That scene where people are dying in the subway & "people walk by without caring". What about the "people walking by"? Where do THEY live? This kind of reminds of when I pissed the nuns off by asking who the hell did Cain & Abel marry if Adam & Eve were the 1st & only people. I know I wasn`t the first (nor the last) to ask that, but really, did ANYBODY get an answer? I`m pretty sure several N.Koreans caught that.
  23. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 8:28 pm
    Mmm, Snowbucks Frappuccino prease, and pass me the neck of that yummy bird.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 8:38 pm
    "Their houses blow down easily and they have to live in tents."

    Well damn, I`d like to know what those f*cking tents are made of! Maybe we should use them as building material for houses if they`re able to withstand the elements better than concrete foundations & wood frames!
  25. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 9:15 pm
    America won`t be like this till Obama is done with us.
  26. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 9:29 pm
    I thought this was the truth until they talked about a Republican from Oregon.
  27. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 10:44 pm
    I want some snow coffee it sounds delicious.
  28. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1111 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 11:19 pm
    Yeah well where the drat is my sandwich NK?
  29. Profile photo of djwajda
    djwajda Male 40-49
    885 posts
    March 10, 2013 at 11:34 pm
    I want my cake!!!

    Might pass as `somewhat` believable if they would have at least stolen footage from the US.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 1:31 am
    Wooooo
    Some buggers gonna get nuked rather soon!!
  31. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 1:45 am
    Correct in many respects, apart from the gratitude.

    In other news, following new Chinese trade restrictions, the price of rice in North Korea has surged to KPW9,000 per kilo. You cannot imagine how badly this will hurt the common person.
  32. Profile photo of avail9988
    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 1:58 am
    Anyone know where I can score some snow?
  33. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 2:02 am
    Perhaps they should have filmed it all in colour!
    I look forward to my red cross hand-out most when the sun shines.
  34. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 3:05 am
    this man awaits heroin, lmao
  35. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 6:14 am
    Do they show this in the "work camps?"
  36. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 7:45 am
    @Ollie: Right, that was my favorite part: "... except these birds, which will be eaten on Tuesday." LOL
  37. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 8:18 am
    that funny
    i showed it to a korean co-worker he think they are talking about Huracán Sandy
  38. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 9:09 am
    @avail9988: My house, yesterday:

    Photobucket is surper-easy to re-size pics now!

    this man awaits heroin, lmao
    I know @tsiemens! I lol`d too! We`re so poor, we have to inject snow! Or birds...
  39. Profile photo of conniep
    conniep Female 50-59
    52 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 11:00 am
    lol loved the phone shot....never seen phones like that before
  40. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 11:20 am
    i sure am glad north korea is helping us out. and man we must really be dumb here, all the signs on the walls appeared to be in a language other than english, but my dumb american brain probably just doesnt know how to read.
  41. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 3:51 pm
    Lol, I ate those birds on monday and beat the crowd.
  42. Profile photo of AvatarJohn
    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 10:11 pm
    I love how the coffee cup full of snow is a nice Starbucks cup!

    Also, the guy living in a tent somehow has a roof and walls? And in the view of the guy entering the tent, there are houses in the background. Why not live there?

    This is hilarious. :)
  43. Profile photo of Magentab0b
    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 2:20 pm
    Holly crap I can`t tell if it`s a troll video or not. -1 internetz for me.
  44. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 8:51 am
    Why can`t we get some of our top hackers on the job to send North Koreans some really good television shows showing us living it up?? Start an internal uprising to topple the country.

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