How Americans Live Today: According To North Korea

Submitted by: 12chars 4 years ago in

Mmmm tasty bird accompanied by snow coffee.
There are 44 comments:
Female 1,803
Why can`t we get some of our top hackers on the job to send North Koreans some really good television shows showing us living it up?? Start an internal uprising to topple the country.
0
Reply
Female 1,467
Holly crap I can`t tell if it`s a troll video or not. -1 internetz for me.
0
Reply
Male 1,059
I love how the coffee cup full of snow is a nice Starbucks cup!

Also, the guy living in a tent somehow has a roof and walls? And in the view of the guy entering the tent, there are houses in the background. Why not live there?

This is hilarious. :)
0
Reply
Male 354
Lol, I ate those birds on monday and beat the crowd.
0
Reply
Male 2,988
i sure am glad north korea is helping us out. and man we must really be dumb here, all the signs on the walls appeared to be in a language other than english, but my dumb american brain probably just doesnt know how to read.
0
Reply
Female 52
lol loved the phone shot....never seen phones like that before
0
Reply
Male 37,888
@avail9988: My house, yesterday:

Photobucket is surper-easy to re-size pics now!

[quote]this man awaits heroin, lmao[/quote]
I know @tsiemens! I lol`d too! We`re so poor, we have to inject snow! Or birds...
0
Reply
Male 3,612
that funny
i showed it to a korean co-worker he think they are talking about Huracán Sandy
0
Reply
Male 6,227
@Ollie: Right, that was my favorite part: "... except these birds, which will be eaten on Tuesday." LOL
0
Reply
Male 14,334
Do they show this in the "work camps?"
0
Reply
Male 514
this man awaits heroin, lmao
0
Reply
Male 5,874
Perhaps they should have filmed it all in colour!
I look forward to my red cross hand-out most when the sun shines.
0
Reply
Male 700
Anyone know where I can score some snow?
0
Reply
Male 14,835
Correct in many respects, apart from the gratitude.

In other news, following new Chinese trade restrictions, the price of rice in North Korea has surged to KPW9,000 per kilo. You cannot imagine how badly this will hurt the common person.
0
Reply
Male 13,624
Wooooo
Some buggers gonna get nuked rather soon!!
0
Reply
Male 883
I want my cake!!!

Might pass as `somewhat` believable if they would have at least stolen footage from the US.
0
Reply
Male 1,252
Yeah well where the drat is my sandwich NK?
0
Reply
Male 352
I want some snow coffee it sounds delicious.
0
Reply
Male 3,061
I thought this was the truth until they talked about a Republican from Oregon.
0
Reply
Male 613
America won`t be like this till Obama is done with us.
0
Reply
Male 3,909
"Their houses blow down easily and they have to live in tents."

Well damn, I`d like to know what those f*cking tents are made of! Maybe we should use them as building material for houses if they`re able to withstand the elements better than concrete foundations & wood frames!
0
Reply
Male 3,431
Mmm, Snowbucks Frappuccino prease, and pass me the neck of that yummy bird.
0
Reply
Female 1,236
That scene where people are dying in the subway & "people walk by without caring". What about the "people walking by"? Where do THEY live? This kind of reminds of when I pissed the nuns off by asking who the hell did Cain & Abel marry if Adam & Eve were the 1st & only people. I know I wasn`t the first (nor the last) to ask that, but really, did ANYBODY get an answer? I`m pretty sure several N.Koreans caught that.
0
Reply
Male 147
Pretty much how I pictured America.
0
Reply
Male 2,774
Snowdrinkers... Whachagonnado?
0
Reply
Male 15,832
We really need to just nuke those people out of their misery.

Meanwhile, Tuesday is yummy bird day!
0
Reply
Male 17,512
I`m likely one of the poorest people here on IAB and I live better than the vast majority of North Koreans. Sure there are homeless people in America, I`ve been one myself. But at least here we all have the freedom to pick ourselves up and try again. In North Korea they send people to gulags and work farms for the remainder of their lives with no chance at all of escaping that life.

0
Reply
Male 84
When I was a child we had to walk 5 miles to get to a snow coffee truck. And the snow was colder.
0
Reply
Male 83
Starbucks should start selling North Korean coffee. I hear it`s the bee`s knees.
0
Reply
Male 1,341
I suddenly want snow.
0
Reply
Male 12
Alternate title: The US 10 Years From Now
0
Reply
Male 5,617
This is BULLSH*T!!! NO ONE HANDS OUT SNOW!!!

Everyone knows Americans have to drive 2, 5 - Up to 10 MILES to get coffee made with PREMIUM SNOW!!!
That f*cking snow coffee might cost $10USD!!!
0
Reply
Male 37,888
@sutra46: After a light BBQing, you grab their feet and dunk the head into your snow-coffee. Eat head-down, the tailfeathers are like dessert!

NBC is really desperate for content, eh? :rolleyes:
0
Reply
Female 2,549
How
Do you dunk birds? Head or feet first :-)
0
Reply
Male 37,888
1:35 Again, there are no birds in the trees, well except these birds. But otherwise they all got eaten! They didn`t "fly south" that`s a Yankee-Dog Myth!

2:00 What a lie! That`s snow imported from Canada! I can tell...

4:10 A room full of lonely, cold homosexuals? I highly doubt that! If they`re ALL queer it`ll be a hot, gay time in the homeless shelter tonight! ;-)

Nice of North Korea to send sheets, blankets, coffee and cakes to poor starving America, eh?
0
Reply
Male 1,442
I knew it! Americans are just trying to disguise themselves as Europeans!

Also the guy is replying to every single comment on youtube. I found that more weird then this video.
0
Reply
Male 38,511

mmmmmm birds
0
Reply
Male 167
"...no birds in the trees apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday. They are yummy."

0
Reply
Male 1,745
Im sure you guys know, this is what our propaganda sounds like also.
0
Reply
Male 167
What is this I don`t even
0
Reply
Female 2,027
this is very different from the california ad i see on tv. now im confused
0
Reply
Male 210
Birds + melted snow > eating people. Any day.
0
Reply
Male 633
I want to go to America to get some hot snow.
0
Reply
Male 906
Link: How Americans Live Today: According To North Korea [Rate Link] - Mmmm tasty bird accompanied by snow coffee.
0
Reply