Guy Denies Girlfriend His Ice Cream

Submitted by: peakingo 3 years ago Funny

Sports commentator Chris Webber gives us a play by play breakdown.
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Male 12,138
Typical everyday conversation with my dear wife:

Davy: "Think I`ll pull in to Burgerking here. Famished. You want some fries or something?"
WifeofDavy: "No,I`m not that hungry, I`ll just have some of yours."
Davy: "No, you drating won`t. I`ll gladly buy you your own burger, fries, whatever you want. We`ve been here before".
WifeofDavy: "No, seriously, I`m not even hungry. Let`s just share some".

Cue a non-existant (yet fully digested) burger, an empty cup of fries, and a pissed-off husband.

Like I said. I got money. I`m buying. Get your fingers off my f*cking food.
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Male 15,832
In that last take, she told him, "I hope you like ice cream better than pussy."
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Female 1,467
Why does she have a little spoon if they weren`t sharing. Ooo maybe she got a small of something and it was diet and nasty and she wanted to "try" some of his.
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Male 37,888

She needs to get a clue.
He`s obviously not that into her.
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Male 1,920
In my experience it most likely went something like this:

Guy: "I didn`t get a chance to eat before the game. Even though the line is long, I`m going to get ice-cream do you want some?"
Girl: "No, I`m not hungry, I ate earlier."
Guy: "Are you sure?"
Girl: "Yes, I couldn`t possibly eat anything else."
Guy: "Okay, I`ll be back."

20 minutes later...

Girl: "I`m hungry let me have half of your ice-cream"
Guy: "fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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Male 36,335
Bonus Eddie Murphy song & quote at the end!

That was VERY funny! Thx @peakingo!
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Male 3,445
"Hey buddy, they`ve got a new invention. It`s called a napkin."

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Male 2,440

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Male 127
Gooni goo goo^^ I guess that kind of dates that middle guy`s pop culture references nicely:)
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Female 2,549
Oh that`s deal breaker.
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Male 143
I would give THAT woman anything she wants.
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Male 37,888

He`s so nonchalant.
Obviously so used to her nagging it`s just rolling off his back.
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Female 2,509
mint chocolate chip...he can keep it
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Female 185
That guy didn`t even know that girl!!
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Male 380
Should have bought her own!
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Male 3,576
get your own dam Ice Cream
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Male 761
Link: Guy Denies Girlfriend His Ice Cream [Rate Link] - Sports commentator Chris Webber gives us a play by play breakdown.
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