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Date: 03/20/13 07:49 AM

18 Responses to Guy Denies Girlfriend His Ice Cream

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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 7:49 am
    Link: Guy Denies Girlfriend His Ice Cream - Sports commentator Chris Webber gives us a play by play breakdown.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 8:25 am
    get your own dam Ice Cream
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    366 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 8:28 am
    Should have bought her own!
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    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 8:34 am
    That guy didn`t even know that girl!!
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 8:50 am
    mint chocolate chip...he can keep it
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 8:52 am

    He`s so nonchalant.
    Obviously so used to her nagging it`s just rolling off his back.
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    lt633c Male 50-59
    143 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 8:53 am
    I would give THAT woman anything she wants.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:08 am
    Oh that`s deal breaker.
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    blonc Male 30-39
    127 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:11 am
    Gooni goo goo^^ I guess that kind of dates that middle guy`s pop culture references nicely:)
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:25 am

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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 10:11 am
    "Hey buddy, they`ve got a new invention. It`s called a napkin."

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32822 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 10:20 am
    Bonus Eddie Murphy song & quote at the end!

    That was VERY funny! Thx @peakingo!
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 10:45 am
    In my experience it most likely went something like this:

    Guy: "I didn`t get a chance to eat before the game. Even though the line is long, I`m going to get ice-cream do you want some?"
    Girl: "No, I`m not hungry, I ate earlier."
    Guy: "Are you sure?"
    Girl: "Yes, I couldn`t possibly eat anything else."
    Guy: "Okay, I`ll be back."

    20 minutes later...

    Girl: "I`m hungry let me have half of your ice-cream"
    Guy: "fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 11:20 am

    She needs to get a clue.
    He`s obviously not that into her.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm
    Why does she have a little spoon if they weren`t sharing. Ooo maybe she got a small of something and it was diet and nasty and she wanted to "try" some of his.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm
    In that last take, she told him, "I hope you like ice cream better than pussy."
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 20, 2013 at 9:46 pm
    Typical everyday conversation with my dear wife:

    Davy: "Think I`ll pull in to Burgerking here. Famished. You want some fries or something?"
    WifeofDavy: "No,I`m not that hungry, I`ll just have some of yours."
    Davy: "No, you drating won`t. I`ll gladly buy you your own burger, fries, whatever you want. We`ve been here before".
    WifeofDavy: "No, seriously, I`m not even hungry. Let`s just share some".

    Cue a non-existant (yet fully digested) burger, an empty cup of fries, and a pissed-off husband.

    Like I said. I got money. I`m buying. Get your fingers off my f*cking food.
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    March 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm
    don`t mess with another mans fries

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