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Date: 03/14/13 11:45 PM

43 Responses to Guess What 5 Beers Make Your Fatter Faster [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 11:54 am
    Link: Guess What 5 Beers Make Your Fatter Faster - Oh God, no... not my PBR! What about if you beer bong `em? Are there less calories if you bong `em?
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 11, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Of course 5 beers make you fatter.
    That`s why I always stop after 4.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 12:31 pm
    good beer is worth every bit that makes you fat. I refuse to drink that light american lager piss. i`d rather run a couple miles than drink bud light, or mgd 64 or any of that crap
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 12:32 pm
    Mmmm, Yuengling lager...
    That`s about the only beet that I buy a lot of.
    Probably because it`s made not too far away from me, and thus a tad bit cheaper.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 12:34 pm
    We don`t have any of those in New Brunswick so I guess I`m safe.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 12:38 pm
    Blue Moon beer causes me to draw associations with Mila Kunis ever since she mentioned it in that `interview` posted last week.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    Gerry1of1: Stop after 4? It only takes me one beer to get drunk. (I`m never sure if it`s the 14th or the 15th)
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6256 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    Ironically, This one wasn`t on the list:


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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    821 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 1:45 pm
    Steel reserve makes great beer batter and Ying-ling (drat the real spelling, I just want to get drunk) is my go to beer for getting drunk with the neighbors.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 2:03 pm
    What about Canadian beers? I bet they`d out-carb your American swill all to hell!
    (Actually, I don`t know what I`m talking about, but it sounded like a conversation starter.)
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 2:59 pm
    Makes my what fatter faster?
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    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 3:07 pm
    Interesting - None of which I care for.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    How can this be news? It`s common knowledge that alcohol is full of calories.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    guinness is a low cal beer believe it or not.. everybody thinks its high, its even been compared to eating a meal.. its just got dark roasted barley in it.. but i think it comes in somewhere around 100 cals...
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 5:54 pm
    exercise works
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    notcname Male 18-29
    66 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 6:19 pm
    And they say people have been counting the calories of the beer they drank, and refusing to eat those calories during the day. They said they was bad for you. They said eat nuts, olive oil, fruits and vegetables, and drank one glass of red wine a day. Cheers.
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    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 6:32 pm
    Anyone who thinks their beer selection is a health choice is missing the big picture.
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 8:17 pm
    How is lite beer like making love on the beach?

    They`re both f***ing near water!

    You can take your low-calorie beer and bong it up your bung hole.

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    misfit77 Male 30-39
    89 posts
    March 11, 2013 at 8:51 pm
    Spell Check please.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:01 am
    I`ll stick with the Port N brandy with Special Brew
    chasers B-|
  21. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 7:49 am
    these are like all my favorite beers, well except Steel Reserve, f*ck that poo
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 12:10 pm
    If you`re selecting beer to lose weight, you should drink Guinness. It has fewer calories than anything but a light beer, and you CAN`T guzzle it down like water, so you won`t overindulge.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7605 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    Never heard if any of them.... if pushed a pint of Ringwood is nice, Hedgemonkey or Summer Lightning will do, but two pints and I`m pissed.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7605 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    and I know PLENTY of people who can guzzle Guinness like water...
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    821 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 1:12 pm
    @oldOllie: The saying is f-in close to water. Monty Python lives on....Nee!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 3:05 pm



    Trois Pistoles by Unibroue, Quebec, Canada

    Owned By The Japanese Now!
  27. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    @oldOllie: The saying is f-in close to water.
    You tell it your way. Mine had a more humorous cadence.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 12, 2013 at 10:38 pm
    None of that crap is real beer.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 5:18 am
    Not types of beer I drink so I`m fine. :)
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 1:48 pm
    It`s weird, this is not a re-post but for some reason it`s in between current posts...I thought that I was going mad but after re-checking three times mine eyes do not deceive me.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36835 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Lately I`ve taken a liking to this.




    Official beer of smurfs.
  32. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    and I know PLENTY of people who can guzzle Guinness like water...

    Funneled abut 3 to 4 with frat boys staring in awe. Once you get a taste for it there`s a sweet sugary aftertaste.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 3:11 pm
    @Gerry1of1

    Good if you don`t want to be full and tie a buzz or more on.
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    Redlantern Male 18-29
    22 posts
    March 13, 2013 at 3:47 pm
    Ah Blue Moon. Many a mental night drinking that.
  35. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7605 posts
    March 14, 2013 at 8:27 am
    McGovern- around here there are lots of women who manage 6-74-5 pints without behaving too badly- some of the men will reckon 7- 12 pints an average.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7605 posts
    March 14, 2013 at 8:28 am
    Ah- my post got etted.... 4-5, women and a reasonably lady like exit, men 7-12, shuffle home. A few for whom 20 pints is not unknown- and are tossers.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36835 posts
    March 14, 2013 at 1:48 pm
    Yes, I know beers make me fat but you don`t have to keep posting this thread to the top of the page every day just to rub it in and hurt my feelings which only makes me want to drink more and eat donuts and get even fatter until everyone on the street points and laughs and calls me, "fatty fatty fat-fat" behind my back!!!!!!!

    Is that what you want IAB?
  38. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 7:30 am
    4-5, women and a reasonably lady like exit">


    Oh ya my kinda girl!! Yes, that`s maggie from The Walking Dead.
  39. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 7:37 am
    @Gerry

    That why you need to take up smoking the toxcins will negat each other!!!

    Well that`s what I tell myself anyway!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 7:38 am
    Negate*
  41. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 8:19 pm
    ...that`s maggie from The Walking Dead.

    She could put an eye out with one of those things!;-)
  42. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 9:51 pm
    not maggie
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 10:04 pm
    re-repost?

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