Good News: You`re The World`s Oldest Person [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in

Bad News: You"re the world"s oldest person.
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Male 2,619
GGGGGILF
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Male 11
popeyes mom
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Male 1,016
duck lips pose....so passee
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Male 3,745
some of these comments are golden. too bad her years aren`t...
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Male 459
On a younger woman, those might might be described as perfect dick- sucking lips.
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Male 2,097
It`s Andy Warhol passing gas.
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Male 1,068
She looks like the `bitter beer face` guy from those old Keystone Light commercials.
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Female 3,562
There just comes a point where the face completely refuses to work anymore, and she has passed it long ago.
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Male 40
I thought it was a certificate for blowing the world`s best raspberry
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Male 1,950
Trust me - I`ve heard of the Bible, and I`m pretty sure that`s Eve.
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Male 62
114 years and 359 days? I guess when you`re that old you might not want to take the risk but I think waiting another 6 days to put 115 years on the record would have been worth while...
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Male 2,085
I am glad they mentioned that it was a female because I never would have guessed.
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Male 1,313
If I had sex with her, could I get a world record too?
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Female 6,381
...the bad news is you`re not even aware of it.
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Male 1,471
She is the definition of "old as drat"..
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Male 1,511
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Male 2,551
Would she be given a new certificate every year until she died?
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Male 6,227

Well, I think we can all agree she doesn`t look a day over 105.
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Male 1,015
Duckface !!!!!!!
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Male 13,624
Looks like she is halfway through
crapping herself judging by the face
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Male 20,111
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