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Date: 03/16/13 09:49 AM

36 Responses to Definitive Proof Of Gods Existance

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 9:49 am
    Link: Definitive Proof Of Gods Existance - Woman proves it with Spagetti, tires & shoes. She has got to be an IAB member.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:00 am

    "spagHetti" ... sorry `bout dat.
  3. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:04 am
    This woman needs to have a serious sit down with Mr. Mackey, "Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?"
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:18 am
    I bet this women gets high on Crystal Meth and has some crazy kinky sex with randoms in hotel rooms.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:20 am
    "spagHetti" ... sorry `bout dat.
    Also Gerry, "Existence". But hey, nobody`s counting, we`re all friends here. ;-)

    Keep gems like this coming buddy.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:20 am
    Of course! Why didn`t I see it before?? Psychosis is the true vehicle of God and this verifies Its existence indubitably!!
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:34 am
    too bad she cant pray the ugly and the stupid away...
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    g3n3r1k Male 18-29
    250 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:36 am
    the disappointment in my face right now. i feel like the grumpy cat.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:39 am
    I have no idea who the poor man sitting with her is- but he appears to have lost the will to live...
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:40 am
    I`m wearing contact lenses. The lady at the optometrist told me they would last for one month and then I`d have to replace them. I`ve been wearing them almost every day for six months and haven`t replaced them yet. If that doesn`t prove that the Christian God is the one true God and all others are false gods, then I don`t know what could possibly prove it to you.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:44 am
    One last look look before I head out for a wonderful three day weekend at the beach without internet. Yeah, this video will do it. I feel smarter already, and I won`t be missing the internet.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 16, 2013 at 10:46 am
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:47 am
    "I have no idea who the poor man sitting with her is- but he appears to have lost the will to live."

    I guess being married to a flagrant liar will give you that look.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 11:03 am

    She should have prayed to god for more [email protected] Maybe then I would have one to give.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 11:17 am
    I love it! The miracle of the fishes replayed in her own kitchen for the neighborhood kids! X-D
    "I put the spaghetti in the boiling water, and praise be to God, it increased in size. Sure as hell it did."
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 11:49 am
    I`m sorry, but I have to do this!

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 12:08 pm
    Also Gerry, "Existence". But hey, nobody`s counting, we`re all friends here.
    @davymid: lolz! Know what? The spell-checker works on my IE now! I updated it and presto! Red underlines everywhere!

    @GeoGypsy: +1 internets for using the word "indubitably".

    @madduck: I think it`s her husband... poor fellow.
  18. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 12:08 pm
    Don`t worry, everyone will know God is real in due time.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 12:47 pm
    If anyone believes in silly things like made up sh it they will believe anything
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    @ 5Cats - you made me think about updating now all the text is centered instead of left aligned.
    drat.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 12:53 pm
    @Gerry1: It`s easy to fix! Click "compatibility view" it`s up there beside the "refresh" circle-arrow thing. It looks like ripped paper.

    You can tell IE to make IAB`s site "auto-compatible" and it`ll make every IAB page open properly!

    Horrible, isn`t it? The "center justified"?

    I wanted to add that this does NOT get a "catgirl spam" because it`s not "Christian bashing". She truly is an idiot.
  22. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    Thanks 5Cats - I never had to use that button before. It was all just fine before without changing any settings.

    The more you outthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop-up the drain.
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 1:03 pm
    I wish God would multiple my beer
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 1:24 pm
    This woman clearly has no ability to judge quantity, and is so cheap that she uses tires and shoes until they actually fall apart rather than replacing them when the tread wears down to an unsafe level.
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 2:16 pm

  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    Screw the fishes and the loaves.
    How about doin` somethin wit my corn beef and beer?
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 4:36 pm
    Hahahaha!
    (remembers this lady lives on the same planet as me)
    Oh....
  28. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    Thanks 5Cats - I never had to use that button before.
    @Gerry1: You`re welcome! I just had to resolve that very issue, I talked about it in the "Google" posting.

    The more you outthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop-up the drain.
    That just sounds... naughty! ;-)

    @SmutleyButt: Where did that come from? Is it an IE thing?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    Christians aren`t really this dumb right?
  30. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    I take that back. They believe in a God despite the preponderance of evidence.
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    459 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 10:48 pm
    I may still believe in God, but this video makes me question evolution...
  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 16, 2013 at 11:48 pm
    This isn`t evidence that Christians are f*cking retarded. It`s evidence that some people are f*cking retarded, and some of them have a mouth.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    March 17, 2013 at 5:17 am
    Man stop posting stuff that makes religious people look bad. It`s just too easy.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    March 17, 2013 at 6:49 am
    thatjimguy:
    "I may still believe in God, but this video makes me question evolution..."
    ------

    If anything, this is proof that evolution is still going on. There are those of us whose brains have evolved enough that we can see beyond the brainwashing that religion has perpetrated.

    Then you have people like the woman in the video who was so totally and completely absorbed by the brainwashing that she lives it and even imagines things to make it more real.
  35. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    March 17, 2013 at 1:12 pm
    Im not going to bash religion but......this woman is a f`ing retard.

    We got a few more miles out of our tire = proof of god or the mileage on tires is an average of when you should have them replaced not an absolute

    My shoes didnt wear out as fast as yours = proof of god or you are completely lazy.

    i saw oil fill up in a bottle = proof of god or lsd, because you are a crazy person.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    March 17, 2013 at 6:53 pm
    *palm face*

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