Definitive Proof Of Gods Existance

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago in Funny

Woman proves it with Spagetti, tires & shoes. She has got to be an IAB member.
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Male 2,384
*palm face*
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Male 497
Im not going to bash religion but......this woman is a f`ing retard.

We got a few more miles out of our tire = proof of god or the mileage on tires is an average of when you should have them replaced not an absolute

My shoes didnt wear out as fast as yours = proof of god or you are completely lazy.

i saw oil fill up in a bottle = proof of god or lsd, because you are a crazy person.
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Male 4,745
thatjimguy:
"I may still believe in God, but this video makes me question evolution..."
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If anything, this is proof that evolution is still going on. There are those of us whose brains have evolved enough that we can see beyond the brainwashing that religion has perpetrated.

Then you have people like the woman in the video who was so totally and completely absorbed by the brainwashing that she lives it and even imagines things to make it more real.
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Female 1,467
Man stop posting stuff that makes religious people look bad. It`s just too easy.
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Male 12,138
This isn`t evidence that Christians are f*cking retarded. It`s evidence that some people are f*cking retarded, and some of them have a mouth.
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Male 469
I may still believe in God, but this video makes me question evolution...
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Male 15,271
I take that back. They believe in a God despite the preponderance of evidence.
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Male 15,271
Christians aren`t really this dumb right?
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Male 40,764
[quote]Thanks 5Cats - I never had to use that button before.[/quote]
@Gerry1: You`re welcome! I just had to resolve that very issue, I talked about it in the "Google" posting.

[quote]The more you outthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop-up the drain.[/quote]
That just sounds... naughty! ;-)

@SmutleyButt: Where did that come from? Is it an IE thing?
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Male 314
Hahahaha!
(remembers this lady lives on the same planet as me)
Oh....
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Male 39,948

Screw the fishes and the loaves.
How about doin` somethin wit my corn beef and beer?
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Male 194
This woman clearly has no ability to judge quantity, and is so cheap that she uses tires and shoes until they actually fall apart rather than replacing them when the tread wears down to an unsafe level.
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Male 950
I wish God would multiple my beer
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Male 39,948

Thanks 5Cats - I never had to use that button before. It was all just fine before without changing any settings.

The more you outthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop-up the drain.
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Male 40,764
@Gerry1: It`s easy to fix! Click "compatibility view" it`s up there beside the "refresh" circle-arrow thing. It looks like ripped paper.

You can tell IE to make IAB`s site "auto-compatible" and it`ll make every IAB page open properly!

Horrible, isn`t it? The "center justified"?

I wanted to add that this does NOT get a "catgirl spam" because it`s not "Christian bashing". She truly is an idiot.
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Male 39,948

@ 5Cats - you made me think about updating now all the text is centered instead of left aligned.
drat.
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Male 1,558
If anyone believes in silly things like made up sh it they will believe anything
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Male 1,243
Don`t worry, everyone will know God is real in due time.
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Male 40,764
[quote]Also Gerry, "Existence". But hey, nobody`s counting, we`re all friends here.[/quote]
@davymid: lolz! Know what? The spell-checker works on my IE now! I updated it and presto! Red underlines everywhere!

@GeoGypsy: +1 internets for using the word "indubitably".

@madduck: I think it`s her husband... poor fellow.
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Male 5,872
I`m sorry, but I have to do this!

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Female 6,381
I love it! The miracle of the fishes replayed in her own kitchen for the neighborhood kids! X-D
"I put the spaghetti in the boiling water, and praise be to God, it increased in size. Sure as hell it did."
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Male 4,891

She should have prayed to god for more [email protected] Maybe then I would have one to give.
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Male 5,024
"I have no idea who the poor man sitting with her is- but he appears to have lost the will to live."

I guess being married to a flagrant liar will give you that look.
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Male 39,948
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Male 5,024
One last look look before I head out for a wonderful three day weekend at the beach without internet. Yeah, this video will do it. I feel smarter already, and I won`t be missing the internet.
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Male 3,842
I`m wearing contact lenses. The lady at the optometrist told me they would last for one month and then I`d have to replace them. I`ve been wearing them almost every day for six months and haven`t replaced them yet. If that doesn`t prove that the Christian God is the one true God and all others are false gods, then I don`t know what could possibly prove it to you.
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Female 8,058
I have no idea who the poor man sitting with her is- but he appears to have lost the will to live...
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Male 250
the disappointment in my face right now. i feel like the grumpy cat.
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Male 684
too bad she cant pray the ugly and the stupid away...
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Male 2,548
Of course! Why didn`t I see it before?? Psychosis is the true vehicle of God and this verifies Its existence indubitably!!
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Male 12,138
[quote]"spagHetti" ... sorry `bout dat.[/quote]
Also Gerry, "Existence". But hey, nobody`s counting, we`re all friends here. ;-)

Keep gems like this coming buddy.
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Male 761
I bet this women gets high on Crystal Meth and has some crazy kinky sex with randoms in hotel rooms.
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Male 4,431
This woman needs to have a serious sit down with Mr. Mackey, "Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?"
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Male 39,948

"spagHetti" ... sorry `bout dat.
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Male 39,948
Link: Definitive Proof Of Gods Existance [Rate Link] - Woman proves it with Spagetti, tires & shoes. She has got to be an IAB member.
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