Deer Attacks Cyclist

Submitted by: turdburglar 4 years ago in Funny

Even nature thinks you look stupid dressed head to toe in spandex,
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Male 17,511
That`s no attack. That was just a collision. Fortunately it was just a young deer. Had it been a large buck it could`ve really injured him.
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Female 6,381
Speedgoat!
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Male 244
SO IF IM IN MY HOUSE AND A GUY ON A BIKE DRIVES THROUGH MY LIVING ROOM AND HE HITS ME THEN I ATTACKED HIM?
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Male 1,016
Same thing happened to me ,but, I was driving a car and I was not wear spandex, Thank god
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Male 40,221

Deer`s got Game! But I`m sure he was just having a little Fawn. The biker should Buck up & hi-Tial it out of there. Or maybe Hide before he is Pelt-ed with more deer. I hope you enjoyed the puns. I Racked my brain to come up with them.

D`oe!
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Male 4,891

That was definitely a kick. He knows ju-DOE.
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Male 612
that`s not attacking...
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Male 550
that lil bastard kicked him!!
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Male 250
Like the children when they attack cars on the street!
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Male 4,891
Link: Deer Attacks Cyclist [Rate Link] - Even nature thinks you look stupid dressed head to toe in spandex,
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