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Date: 03/25/13 02:01 PM

15 Responses to Bible Verses + Auto-Tune = Hilarious

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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    March 25, 2013 at 2:01 pm
    Link: Bible Verses + Auto-Tune = Hilarious - ``If a man lies with a woman and he emits semen, they both shall bathe in water and be unclean `til evening``
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    Man, it`s really catchy.
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    Igmo Male 18-29
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    March 25, 2013 at 3:00 pm
    The footage in the background is the best part.
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    Zlek117 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 25, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    So gosh darned catchy!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 25, 2013 at 3:56 pm
    Hey, that could be God`s first Top Ten on the modern Billboard charts! Excellent!
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    March 25, 2013 at 4:02 pm
    That is the greatest single thing i`ve seen this month.

    From the bottom of my heart, thank you whodat6484.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 25, 2013 at 4:22 pm
    The Bible. My favorite fiction book.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    March 25, 2013 at 4:23 pm
    "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves." (NIV) - Leviticus 25:44

    How much for a Canadian? Not one of those dirty French ones, I want an English Canadian.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    March 25, 2013 at 5:31 pm
    @Kain1 - You sir, are welcome! I watched it on my phone (with headphones) while waiting in line to get a coffee & bagel this morning and was laughing like a maniac, hahaha! Then I called my friend who texted it to me and thanked her because I`m pretty sure that everyone at the deli thought I was crazy!
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    March 25, 2013 at 9:38 pm
    Till evening then you do it again la la Le la la
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 25, 2013 at 10:29 pm
    Where`s all the religious debaters at?
    They`ve all gone quiet. They don`t like to talk about weird sh*t like Levitus. Taking slaves, not allowing wives to teach, stoning adulterous wives etc. It`s all about the New Covenant, dontcha know? The one laid down by Jesus. New Testament only, please, we don`t go into that Bronze-Age stuff anymore.

    Until the Gay Marriage conversation comes up. Then it`s all Leviticus all over again.

    Wankers. Pick one.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    March 26, 2013 at 12:09 am
    Sounded like fountains of wayne
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 3:13 am
    like he said
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    March 26, 2013 at 11:02 am
    This is exactly what I expected the comments section of this post to look like. A dozen or so comments from people who enjoyed it as much as I did, and a comment saying, "Where`s all the religious debaters at?" like we have from Link_Hiei. Then, of course, a comment like davymid`s, explaining that the otherwise loud & argumentative "believers" on IAB are clearly ignoring the post because they get uncomfortable when someone brings up the crazy sh*t in the bible that they try to pretend doesn`t exist.

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