Bible Verses + Auto-Tune = Hilarious

Submitted by: whodat6484 4 years ago in Funny

""If a man lies with a woman and he emits semen, they both shall bathe in water and be unclean "til evening""
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Male 3,908
This is exactly what I expected the comments section of this post to look like. A dozen or so comments from people who enjoyed it as much as I did, and a comment saying, "Where`s all the religious debaters at?" like we have from Link_Hiei. Then, of course, a comment like davymid`s, explaining that the otherwise loud & argumentative "believers" on IAB are clearly ignoring the post because they get uncomfortable when someone brings up the crazy sh*t in the bible that they try to pretend doesn`t exist.
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Male 13,630
davymid
like he said
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Male 12,138
[quote]Where`s all the religious debaters at?[/quote]
They`ve all gone quiet. They don`t like to talk about weird sh*t like Levitus. Taking slaves, not allowing wives to teach, stoning adulterous wives etc. It`s all about the New Covenant, dontcha know? The one laid down by Jesus. New Testament only, please, we don`t go into that Bronze-Age stuff anymore.

Until the Gay Marriage conversation comes up. Then it`s all Leviticus all over again.

Wankers. Pick one.
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Female 2,549
Till evening then you do it again la la Le la la
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Male 5,189
Where`s all the religious debaters at?
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Male 3,908
@Kain1 - You sir, are welcome! I watched it on my phone (with headphones) while waiting in line to get a coffee & bagel this morning and was laughing like a maniac, hahaha! Then I called my friend who texted it to me and thanked her because I`m pretty sure that everyone at the deli thought I was crazy!
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Male 39,622
[quote]"Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves." (NIV) [/quote] - Leviticus 25:44

How much for a Canadian? Not one of those dirty French ones, I want an English Canadian.
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Male 1,949
The Bible. My favorite fiction book.
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Male 1,471
That is the greatest single thing i`ve seen this month.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you whodat6484.
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Male 4,431
Hey, that could be God`s first Top Ten on the modern Billboard charts! Excellent!
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Male 41
So gosh darned catchy!
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Male 1,263
The footage in the background is the best part.
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Male 1,216
Man, it`s really catchy.
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Male 3,908
Link: Bible Verses + Auto-Tune = Hilarious [Rate Link] - ``If a man lies with a woman and he emits semen, they both shall bathe in water and be unclean `til evening``
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