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Date: 03/15/13 08:08 AM

21 Responses to After Ever After: Disney Princesses Now

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 15, 2013 at 8:08 am
    Link: After Ever After: Disney Princesses Now - Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
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    chalket Male 50-59
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    March 15, 2013 at 8:25 am
    That was very good! Thanks freddy.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
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    March 15, 2013 at 8:33 am
    Hey, those four guys harmonize pretty well.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 15, 2013 at 8:35 am
    See? That was brilliant right there :-)

    Are they `quintuplets`? (Fans of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" will know what I`m talking about...)
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2013 at 8:36 am
    Nice, I love it.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2013 at 8:39 am
    It was... okay.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2013 at 8:58 am
    Yes I have have. I hold them in my body!

    BP not owned/run by the British, not every middle eastern is a terrorist (he is Chinese is the original story), the beast became a human before any hanky panky, very few natives did more then defend.

    I might be being picky, but he just sounds like a bit of a naive American to me...
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2013 at 9:02 am
    trying too hard for internet infamy

    protip: Belle married a human
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2013 at 9:06 am
    Love the Pocahontas bit.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    March 15, 2013 at 9:15 am
    I never saw Disney`s Pocahontas. So did they ignore the real story, where she gets taken back to Europe?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    March 15, 2013 at 9:39 am
    but he just sounds like a bit of a naive American to me...
    True that @Evil_Eye, but I think it`s "on purpose" rather than just being plain dumb. I think (hope?) he`s doing it to point out how stupid most Disney Princess movies are in the first place.

    So did they ignore the real story, where she gets taken back to Europe?
    @FoolsPrussia: Not only do they entirely ignore the real story, they add:
    Cute sentient animal companions
    Every positive stereotype of NA Natives you can imagine
    Every negative stereotype of Europeans you can imagine.

    The opening scene alone.. growing corn in between "old growth trees"... it beggars the mind to explain just how WRONG it is! And that`s the all-important opening scene! It gets worse from there...
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 10:16 am
    lotsa effort for a large yawn.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
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    March 15, 2013 at 10:18 am
    Funny, great harmonizing. Pocahontas` bit was the best.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 15, 2013 at 10:41 am

    "I never saw Disney`s Pocahontas. So did they ignore the real story, where she gets taken back to Europe?"
    They saved that for the sequel, Pocahontas II
    Personally, I like the adult version "Pokeahotass"
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    March 15, 2013 at 11:06 am
    That was clever and fun.....
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
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    March 15, 2013 at 12:07 pm
    What is with these people and singing with themselves? Wouldn`t it be just a "funny" singing with others?

    Oh, right, then it wouldn`t center completely around them. What was I thinking
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 15, 2013 at 1:18 pm

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    EVILLECUTTER Male 18-29
    244 posts
    March 15, 2013 at 1:21 pm
    GET A JOB HIPPIE
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    March 15, 2013 at 2:27 pm
    Oh, right, then it wouldn`t center completely around them. What was I thinking

    you have to have friends to sing with other people
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    jacos27 Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2013 at 8:46 am
    Actually, Pocahontas married John Rolfe and then moved to England where she lived a Christianized lifestyle as Rebecca Rolfe.
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2013 at 6:07 am
    It bums me out that people still think that having artistic talents rather than stereotypically `macho` ones makes someone gay. There are a lot of gay guys out there that are far more macho than most straight guys. Either way, I dig singing and this guy did a fine job.

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