After Ever After: Disney Princesses Now

Submitted by: freddyferret 3 years ago Funny

Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
There are 21 comments:
Male 897
It bums me out that people still think that having artistic talents rather than stereotypically `macho` ones makes someone gay. There are a lot of gay guys out there that are far more macho than most straight guys. Either way, I dig singing and this guy did a fine job.
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Male 246
Actually, Pocahontas married John Rolfe and then moved to England where she lived a Christianized lifestyle as Rebecca Rolfe.
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Male 1,625
[quote]Oh, right, then it wouldn`t center completely around them. What was I thinking[/quote]

you have to have friends to sing with other people
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Male 244
GET A JOB HIPPIE
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Male 37,888

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Female 2,764
What is with these people and singing with themselves? Wouldn`t it be just a "funny" singing with others?

Oh, right, then it wouldn`t center completely around them. What was I thinking
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Female 7,833
That was clever and fun.....
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Male 37,888

[quote]"I never saw Disney`s Pocahontas. So did they ignore the real story, where she gets taken back to Europe?" [/quote]
They saved that for the sequel, Pocahontas II
Personally, I like the adult version "Pokeahotass"
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Female 2,415
Funny, great harmonizing. Pocahontas` bit was the best.
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Male 1,950
lotsa effort for a large yawn.
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Male 36,344
[quote]but he just sounds like a bit of a naive American to me...[/quote]
True that @Evil_Eye, but I think it`s "on purpose" rather than just being plain dumb. I think (hope?) he`s doing it to point out how stupid most Disney Princess movies are in the first place.

[quote]So did they ignore the real story, where she gets taken back to Europe?[/quote]
@FoolsPrussia: Not only do they entirely ignore the real story, they add:
Cute sentient animal companions
Every positive stereotype of NA Natives you can imagine
Every negative stereotype of Europeans you can imagine.

The opening scene alone.. growing corn in between "old growth trees"... it beggars the mind to explain just how WRONG it is! And that`s the all-important opening scene! It gets worse from there...
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Male 3,445
I never saw Disney`s Pocahontas. So did they ignore the real story, where she gets taken back to Europe?
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Male 2,549
Love the Pocahontas bit.
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Male 1,625
trying too hard for internet infamy

protip: Belle married a human
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Male 1,442
Yes I have have. I hold them in my body!

BP not owned/run by the British, not every middle eastern is a terrorist (he is Chinese is the original story), the beast became a human before any hanky panky, very few natives did more then defend.

I might be being picky, but he just sounds like a bit of a naive American to me...
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Male 2,552
It was... okay.
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Female 9,400
Nice, I love it.
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Male 36,344
See? That was brilliant right there :-)

Are they `quintuplets`? (Fans of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" will know what I`m talking about...)
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Male 7,332
Hey, those four guys harmonize pretty well.
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Male 2,711
That was very good! Thanks freddy.
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Male 11,740
Link: After Ever After: Disney Princesses Now [Rate Link] - Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
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