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Date: 03/01/13 05:44 PM

20 Responses to A Sign From Above…[Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 5:44 pm
    Link: A Sign From Above... - And below and sideways and underneath. Can anyone make any sense of this?
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    atreides Male 18-29
    40 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 6:03 pm
    Monday: 8am - 10am, 1pm - 6pm, for 2 hours only, unless District 64 (D64). Changes to 4pm - 6pm on School days.
    Tuesday - Friday: 8am - 6pm, for 2 hours only unless D64. 9am - 1:30pm, 4pm - 6pm, for 2 hours only on School days.
    Weekends: 8am - 6pm, for 2 hours only unless D64.

    Think that pretty much covers it.
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    handyman0205 Male 60-69
    134 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 6:04 pm
    Yeah, don`t park there, mm-kay?
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 6:13 pm
    As a New Yorker, I understood this immediately.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 6:18 pm
    Translation: Park On The Sidewalk!

    You`re less likely to get a ticket...
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 6:31 pm
    Park on the other side of the street...got it
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 6:38 pm
    Easy - the sign says "Welcome to Boston"
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 7:26 pm
    seriously, whats so hard to understand?

    pull into spot
    check time
    check date
    do I fit in all the criteria?
    is yes, success for 2 hours
    if no, move car

    if you want a breakdown, you can park there for 2 hours between the hours of 9am and 1:30pm, and from 4pm until 6pm, unless its monday in which case you can park there from 9-10am and from 4-6pm. UNLESS you have a district 64 tag, in which case you can park there anytime that isn`t between 6:30-9am or 1:30-4pm on weekdays, or 10am-1pm on mondays.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 7:30 pm
    You can park from 8AM to 6PM for 2 hours only, unless you have a district 64 permit. (meaning you`re not limited to 2 hours)

    On mondays, however, they clean the street from 10 AM to 1PM, meaning you aren`t allowed to park.

    From 6:30AM to 9AM and 1:30PM to 4PM, you`re only allowed to sit there to pick up passengers and go, which on school days is limited to a 5 minute stop.

    It`s not that hard to figure out, just a little overwhelming. Stop and read, broseph.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 7:35 pm
    drat it, i`ll take the bus.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 8:10 pm
    I`d go pay cash for some old broken down school bus, park it there, and walk away.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 9:18 pm
    It`s so comforting to know that the idiots who designed this sign are now making medical decisions for every person in the country.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 9:54 pm
    If I were a judge, and a defendant came into the court with a no parking ticket and a picture of these signs, I`d dismiss the damn case.

    That set of signs is just ridiculously contradictory.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 2:02 am
    If you think thats something, wait till you read the newly amended constitution.
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    toqr Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 2:32 am
    This isn`t confusing. How can someone think this is confusing?
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 5:17 am
    I see no contradiction in these signs (with apologies to CrakrJak). Sure, there`s a lot to read there, relatively speaking, but it`s pretty clear. (note that several of the signs are "combination" signs. For example, the "bottom" sign is a combination no parking while during loading hours sign, although it looks like two separate ones--when seen that way, taking them all as part of a collective, there`s really no contradiction here)
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 6:59 am
    I`m from a town that had 1700 people, went to a high school that had less than 200... This is really foreign to me.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 7:09 am
    Having lived in new york, these signs make sense: if you don`t live in that district, you can park there for 2 hours between 8am and 6pm every day except mondays between 10am and 1pm. You can also stop to drop off or pick up kids for school.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 9:34 am
    That set of signs is just ridiculously contradictory.

    you people and that word on this site...

    first you said the church was being contradictory (hypocrite) because they said people who aren`t born aren`t technically alive, now you`re saying that a sign that shows exceptions is contradictory.

    protip: the sign lays out the law, if you are too stupid to figure it out, don`t whine when you get a ticket.

    anyone missing the overnight parking hasn`t looked at the sign close enough. the D64 exemption applies to overnight parking too since that `sign` is a single piece of metal.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 12:41 pm
    Looks pretty straight forward to me

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