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Date: 03/26/13 04:29 PM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 4:32 pm
    Link: 45 Man Tips - Words of wisdom every parent should share.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 4:42 pm
    yawn
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 5:01 pm
    Never leave a pint of what unfinished?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    They`re good tips. Ignore ForSquirel, he`s apparently one of the men you don`t want to find.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    @handimanner - the answer is Guinness.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1115 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 5:27 pm
    number 26. Nope...pretty much anything that breathes.
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    CreamK Male 40-49
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    March 26, 2013 at 5:44 pm
    Got most of them from my dad, the rest had to figure out like "go with he decision that makes up a good story". Really good advices, specially about the body language as that works both ways: stand tall and confident, you start to feel tall and confident.
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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 6:02 pm
    #29. always make the wrong decision
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    46. A man shoots his own dog.

    #34 - Respect is earned, not a right everyone is entitled to. You should use basic courtesy until they earn your respect...or don`t earn it.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 6:12 pm
    Yea I had a pretty good childhood. My dad taught me most of these along the way.
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    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 6:34 pm
    Man tip #1) Don`t get life lessons from the internet
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    March 26, 2013 at 6:45 pm
    The ones concerning work, suits & ties have to go. The majority of men I know don`t work in an office. I can`t do that sh*t, I get stir crazy.

    #34 - I agree with Gerry1of1, respect has to be EARNED.

    #40 - "Don`t change yourself..." Half the sh*t on this list involves changing your appearance or how you go about your daily life. If you like the kind of person you are and take any advice from this list then you`re changing to make someone else happy since you`re already happy with yourself now.
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    hugobravo Male 30-39
    46 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 7:29 pm
    those are great tips!
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 7:53 pm
    With number #34 I just want to add you need to give respect to get respect, so I do respect everyone till they prove they do not deserve it, then I move on. But as #34 qualifies itself with a persons job, it is really saying respect the guy who does your lawns or works behind the counter.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 8:41 pm
    @Gerry @WhoDat what does one have to do to earn your respect?
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 8:45 pm
    Okay, I know I walked into the mens room here, but the subject of respect comes up often. I would suggest there`s a difference between common, basic respect for others` rights to dignity and lack of prejudice and discomfort, and the respect for character that a person earns as you come to know them as an individual.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1115 posts
    March 26, 2013 at 10:22 pm
    46. He who hesitates` masturbates... I mean come on, we`re missing the basics here.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 2:32 am
    I agree 97.88%. If I listened to 26, my children would never have been born.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 6:02 am
    those last two words should read "on Facebook."
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    blobman2000 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 6:09 am
    39 and 40 contradict each other
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 6:46 am
    I love these. I do most of these. I`m working on the rest of these.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 9:29 am
    4. Even if that purpose is to make you look like a hipster
    17. be an enabler of her narcissism.
    18. yes, its okay to drink and drive. So what if you hit your limit finish it.
    26. and that is the number one reason for extramarital affairs.
    29. ya! Breking the law is always a better story.
    31. Cheaters finish first. (See: Lance Armstrong)
    32. To bad it won`t pay engh to live off of
    33. Making fun of conjoined twins is not cool.
    36. the first one to get angry, has been trolled.
    40. ya, just stay an non-nice individual. You good the way you are; you jerk
    43. to bad most of them can`t tell a confident man apart from a jerk.
    44. ya right. That why when we think about Osama bin laden we think "at least he was the best at what he did."
    45. other the truly remarkable people: Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein, Amelia Earhart, Galileo Galilei, Archimedes
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6781 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 11:04 am
    dm2754

    "other the truly remarkable people: Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein, Amelia Earhart, Galileo Galilei, Archimedes"

    I don`t believe Amelia Earhart had a death "bed". It was a death "plane".
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6961 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 11:35 am
    If someone gives you a firm handshake and looks you straight in the idea they are probably conciously trying to gain your trust. Ask yourself why.

    If they use your first name more than twice on first meeting they are trying to manipulate you.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 11:47 am
    @BlankTom - There`s no real answer for that, it all depends on the situation. If you were to come up to me and say "I`m Mr Blah Blah Blah, I`m in a position of power so you have to respect me" I`m going to tell you to go f*ck yourself. When someone demands respect, they aren`t going to get it from me.
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    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 1:44 pm
    @dm2754: You`re missing the whole point of this.

    4: Looking like a hipster is not a purpose.
    17: If you don`t tell her she`s beautiful the way she dresses herself, she`s going to keep going back to the beauty mags and their photoshopped images.
    18: Says nothing about driving after you finish it. If you`re out drinking without a designated driver, you`re an idiot.
    26: No, the number one reason for extramarital affairs is lack of communication between people.
    32: You contradict yourself with your comeback to 45. They got paid for their passion.
    40: You should never change yourself to make someone happy, generally because you`ll make yourself unhappy in the process.
    43: It`s actually easy to tell a confident guy from a jerk. The confident guy will take no for an answer. Buy the girl a drink anyways and tell her to enjoy her night - she might come find you later. A jerk will keep bugging her.
    45: if you enjoy doing it, it`s no longer "work", s
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 3:03 pm
    @Ston
    You`re missing the whole point. i was being facetious.

    18: you missed the part about "knowing your limt"

    26: how meny extramarital affairs have you had? if it`s 0 you don`t know what your taking about.

    32: getting paid and making a living are not the same thing. i love computers so i work in IT most the time the rest of the time i`m laid of. this will be my 8th lay off. some are lucky some not.

    40: some people need to change everything about themself.

    45: (if you enjoy doing it, it`s no longer "work",) that has nothing to do with anything.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1930 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    Only the nit wits of the IAB crew could nit pick apart a list like this.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    @DromEd
    you have been on this site for about two years and you don`t get that "that`s the point of this site"
    you`re not very bright are you.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1930 posts
    March 27, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    Spoken like one of the nit wits.
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    EVILLECUTTER Male 18-29
    244 posts
    March 28, 2013 at 8:43 am
    i stopped reading after i realized they think nothing is more bad ass than a well tailored suit - nob

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