45 Man Tips [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Misc

Words of wisdom every parent should share.
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Male 244
i stopped reading after i realized they think nothing is more bad ass than a well tailored suit - nob
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Male 2,371
Spoken like one of the nit wits.
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Male 3,578
@DromEd
you have been on this site for about two years and you don`t get that "that`s the point of this site"
you`re not very bright are you.
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Male 2,371
Only the nit wits of the IAB crew could nit pick apart a list like this.
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Male 3,578
@Ston
You`re missing the whole point. i was being facetious.

18: you missed the part about "knowing your limt"

26: how meny extramarital affairs have you had? if it`s 0 you don`t know what your taking about.

32: getting paid and making a living are not the same thing. i love computers so i work in IT most the time the rest of the time i`m laid of. this will be my 8th lay off. some are lucky some not.

40: some people need to change everything about themself.

45: (if you enjoy doing it, it`s no longer "work",) that has nothing to do with anything.
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Male 198
@dm2754: You`re missing the whole point of this.

4: Looking like a hipster is not a purpose.
17: If you don`t tell her she`s beautiful the way she dresses herself, she`s going to keep going back to the beauty mags and their photoshopped images.
18: Says nothing about driving after you finish it. If you`re out drinking without a designated driver, you`re an idiot.
26: No, the number one reason for extramarital affairs is lack of communication between people.
32: You contradict yourself with your comeback to 45. They got paid for their passion.
40: You should never change yourself to make someone happy, generally because you`ll make yourself unhappy in the process.
43: It`s actually easy to tell a confident guy from a jerk. The confident guy will take no for an answer. Buy the girl a drink anyways and tell her to enjoy her night - she might come find you later. A jerk will keep bugging her.
45: if you enjoy doing it, it`s no longer "work", s
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Male 3,909
@BlankTom - There`s no real answer for that, it all depends on the situation. If you were to come up to me and say "I`m Mr Blah Blah Blah, I`m in a position of power so you have to respect me" I`m going to tell you to go f*ck yourself. When someone demands respect, they aren`t going to get it from me.
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Male 7,123
If someone gives you a firm handshake and looks you straight in the idea they are probably conciously trying to gain your trust. Ask yourself why.

If they use your first name more than twice on first meeting they are trying to manipulate you.
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Male 7,924
dm2754

"other the truly remarkable people: Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein, Amelia Earhart, Galileo Galilei, Archimedes"

I don`t believe Amelia Earhart had a death "bed". It was a death "plane".
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Male 3,578
4. Even if that purpose is to make you look like a hipster
17. be an enabler of her narcissism.
18. yes, its okay to drink and drive. So what if you hit your limit finish it.
26. and that is the number one reason for extramarital affairs.
29. ya! Breking the law is always a better story.
31. Cheaters finish first. (See: Lance Armstrong)
32. To bad it won`t pay engh to live off of
33. Making fun of conjoined twins is not cool.
36. the first one to get angry, has been trolled.
40. ya, just stay an non-nice individual. You good the way you are; you jerk
43. to bad most of them can`t tell a confident man apart from a jerk.
44. ya right. That why when we think about Osama bin laden we think "at least he was the best at what he did."
45. other the truly remarkable people: Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein, Amelia Earhart, Galileo Galilei, Archimedes
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Male 945
I love these. I do most of these. I`m working on the rest of these.
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Male 48
39 and 40 contradict each other
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Male 1,950
those last two words should read "on Facebook."
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Male 14,775
I agree 97.88%. If I listened to 26, my children would never have been born.
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Male 1,252
46. He who hesitates` masturbates... I mean come on, we`re missing the basics here.
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Female 6,381
Okay, I know I walked into the mens room here, but the subject of respect comes up often. I would suggest there`s a difference between common, basic respect for others` rights to dignity and lack of prejudice and discomfort, and the respect for character that a person earns as you come to know them as an individual.
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Male 1,674
@Gerry @WhoDat what does one have to do to earn your respect?
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Female 373
With number #34 I just want to add you need to give respect to get respect, so I do respect everyone till they prove they do not deserve it, then I move on. But as #34 qualifies itself with a persons job, it is really saying respect the guy who does your lawns or works behind the counter.
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Male 46
those are great tips!
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Male 3,909
The ones concerning work, suits & ties have to go. The majority of men I know don`t work in an office. I can`t do that sh*t, I get stir crazy.

#34 - I agree with Gerry1of1, respect has to be EARNED.

#40 - "Don`t change yourself..." Half the sh*t on this list involves changing your appearance or how you go about your daily life. If you like the kind of person you are and take any advice from this list then you`re changing to make someone else happy since you`re already happy with yourself now.
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Male 701
Man tip #1) Don`t get life lessons from the internet
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Male 1,586
Yea I had a pretty good childhood. My dad taught me most of these along the way.
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Male 37,902

46. A man shoots his own dog.

#34 - Respect is earned, not a right everyone is entitled to. You should use basic courtesy until they earn your respect...or don`t earn it.
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Male 833
#29. always make the wrong decision
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Male 1,421
Got most of them from my dad, the rest had to figure out like "go with he decision that makes up a good story". Really good advices, specially about the body language as that works both ways: stand tall and confident, you start to feel tall and confident.
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Male 1,252
number 26. Nope...pretty much anything that breathes.
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Male 11,740
@handimanner - the answer is Guinness.
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Male 11,740
They`re good tips. Ignore ForSquirel, he`s apparently one of the men you don`t want to find.
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Male 2,096
Never leave a pint of what unfinished?
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Male 2,390
yawn
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Female 8,044
Link: 45 Man Tips [Pic] [Rate Link] - Words of wisdom every parent should share.
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