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Date: 02/11/13 12:03 PM

41 Responses to You Will Not Top This Valentine`s Day Gesture [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 12:12 pm
    It`s not creepy until the doll heads start showing up.
  2. Profile photo of danagamer
    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 12:19 pm
    she must have had an awesome rack
  3. Profile photo of Saunder
    Saunder Male 30-39
    181 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 12:23 pm
    How in the hell could this be considered creepy? You think he`s stalking her after death or something? This was just a romantic man who apparently very much loved his wife. It`s touching and should be considered sweet.
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    jamilworm Male 18-29
    54 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    At first I thought he probably prepaid cause he knew he`d forget valentines day every year. Not romantic, but smart! But since the note was different at the end maybe he`s legit.
  5. Profile photo of crucifyed4us
    crucifyed4us Male 18-29
    63 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 1:03 pm
    That`s awesome. Not creepy, and I can only describe the OP as "single-for-life"
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 1:09 pm
    ...and now she`ll never be able to remarry. Forever locked into a marriage with a dead man.
  7. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 1:11 pm
    Looks like Reader`s Digest to me. Most of that stuff is fiction writen under an alias. True dat.
  8. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 1:13 pm
    "danagamer - she must have had an awesome rack"

    Nice one :)
  9. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    I, for one, think it`s very sweet, but heartbreaking at the same time.
  10. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 1:44 pm
    Put me in the creeped out camp.
  11. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 2:14 pm
    I would not have someone send me flowers after he/she died.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Her friends husbands are all screwed.
    "Why can`t you be that romantic, Harold?
    Why don`t die and send me flowers!"
  13. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 2:33 pm
    He wasn`t thinking of her; he was thinking of her next husband.
  14. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 2:59 pm
    She is now required by law to dig up the body and make sweet love to him.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2768 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 3:11 pm
    am i the only one who immediately thought zombies??
  16. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1110 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    Way to go John..how the drat do I top that? I vote for immediate internet deletion of said content.
  17. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 4:39 pm
    well poo...
  18. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 4:46 pm
    Like a boss.
  19. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 4:49 pm
    evanbartlett

    She`s 68 years old. There may be a "next guy", but at 68, chances are her memories will mostly keep her company. I`m sure it`s a huge consolation to have flowers from her departed husband every Valentine`s day.
  20. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 5:01 pm
    flowers die..just like people.. what a way to spend the money your widow could be using their chief...
  21. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 5:27 pm
    You could top that by eating her out when she`s on her period.
  22. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 5:51 pm
    I stab you with these flowers from hells gate...
  23. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 7:29 pm
    Mervvicious:
    It was John Johnson, not John Ahab.
  24. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 7:35 pm
    @thubanstar: You know, I used to think that too. But my dad lost his wife of 40 years of marriage after a prolonged illness. The best gift she could give him was to tell him that it was ok if he ever decided to remarry. 5 years later I have a stepmom and a stepsister. At 70, he`s happier than he`s been in years. Babyboomers are kind of like that: very willing to keep the youth in their lives. I truly hope this was just a story and not real. That poor woman will never be able to move on and create new memories.
  25. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 8:30 pm
    You could top that by eating her out when she`s on her period.
    Apparently you missed the part that said she`s 68 years old, which, by the way, reminds me of a riddle.

    What does 68-year-old pussy taste like?

    Depends.
  26. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 9:39 pm
    I think this is incredibly sweet.
  27. Profile photo of Zismo
    Zismo Male 18-29
    1050 posts
    February 11, 2013 at 10:05 pm
    From the moment i started reading this poo i knew where it was going.
  28. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 12:02 am
    :_(
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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 12:04 am
    Ha. Depends.
  30. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 12:38 am
    Kinda blew the future suprises really
    Nice though
  31. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 12:41 am
    Weird, but nice,
    actually the more I think about it,
    its fecking creepy
    Move house woman!
  32. Profile photo of Yahweh
    Yahweh Male 70 & Over
    6 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 2:00 am
    How does he know his love is eternal? He wrote the message before he died. Maybe his love died with him. God only knows.
  33. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6944 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 4:53 am
    Control from beyond the grave.
  34. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 6:39 am
    What an incredibly loving gesture - it`s not control, it`s him thinking of his wife`s loneliness after his death. Sounds a bit like fakery, though.
  35. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 6:40 am
    Ripper398: "It`s not creepy until the doll heads start showing up."

    LMAO
  36. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 11:40 am
    I`m a floral merchandiser.

    Cute story but I don`t want to think about flowers, thanks.
  37. Profile photo of Orchideous
    Orchideous Male 18-29
    361 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 2:05 pm
    "How does he know his love is eternal? He wrote the message before he died. Maybe his love died with him. God only knows."


    Just don`t.
  38. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 3:59 pm
    "I stab you with these flowers from hells gate..."
    XD!!!!
  39. Profile photo of InTheNameOf
    InTheNameOf Male 30-39
    335 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 5:18 pm
    If it were me I would be angry about wasting money on dead flowers.
  40. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    February 12, 2013 at 10:07 pm
    murikans way of thinking..whoop the gold diggers and other kinds of bastards that inhabit this beautiful world..hear a touching story "so what" that kind of fudgek ya and w/e will kill your goddam soul

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