Wild Turkey Attacks Reporter

Submitted by: 5cats 4 years ago Funny

In Russia, turkey eats YOU! (It"s Sweden, I think, but I don"t have any "In Sweden" jokes)
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Male 15,832
1) Grab turkey by the neck.
2) Swing turkey around your head several times.
3) Take dead turkey home.
4) Dunk dead turkey in boiling water.
5) Remove feathers and guts.
6) Salt insides and rub with oil.
7) Bake at 350 degrees for 15 min. per pound.
8) Serve with dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans, cranberry sauce, hot rolls with butter and jelly, and pumpkin pie with whipped cream.
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Male 159
Thanksgiving??!!! I`ll give you thanksgiving...
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Male 842
He just thought the reporter was cute.
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Male 47
It`s an auerhahn, aka capercaillie. It`s a kind of European grouse, and they get bigger than than one.
Turkeys only live in the New World (North and South America).
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Male 670
Notice the height the video was shot at? Quite low? Nice use of the new Russian turkey dashcam...
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Male 1,832
I got attacked by wild turkey once. Blacked out and woke up in jail with a confederate flag tattoo and the worst hangover ever.
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Male 37,888

@ blonc, nope, 100% british background, both sides.

There was a professor in a swedish college who was yelling at his class because they were so incredibly lazy.
"I wouldn`t be surprised if 50% of you flunk this math class," he said.
One of the kids put up his hand. "But there aren`t that many in this class," he said.
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Male 646
It`d have been funny if the car had run it over at 1:10
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Male 127
Hey Gerry... sounds like you`ve got some Norweigian heritage. Usually they who slam us swedes:)
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Male 37,888

A swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris.
"Just a moment," the clerk said.
"Oh, thank you," the swede replied and hung up
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Male 1,471
Why doesn`t he just give a square kick to the ribs?.. Teach it a lesson on attacking things 10 times it`s size..
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Male 176
Not a Turkey or a Black Grouse - this is a Capercaillie, and they`re AWESOME! And the males are just a *teensy* wee smidgen territorial. ;p

Oh, and Capercaillie are actually a type of grouse, but Black Grouse are a different, smaller species ... they`re quite funky too tho.
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Male 6,227

@5Cats: I think it breaks down something like this.

Grouse = demonic; squirrel = scrappy (with heart).

It would be an AWESOME cage fight.
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Male 36,426
@Squrlz4: Have you seen grouses fighting? They`re scary!

Of course there`s those videos of squirrels beating up snakes and scorpions & stuff...
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Male 36,426
[quote]What`s really funny is that for a few seconds there, it looked like the bird was going to take on the truck: "What are *you* lookin` at?!"[/quote]
@Squrlz4: I KNOW! I laughed so much!

Grouse: Hey, what are you stopping for? You want a piece of this too?
(truck drives off)
Yeah, I didn`t think so!

lolz!

@Kitteh9: Yeah, I complain if my descriptions get mangled, but often they`re improved by @Fancy & @TheMods eh? I sometimes note in my comment (in the submission page) that my description sux, feel free to change it!

@MacGuffin: tack!, tack så mycket!

So it`s a Swedish Grouse, no worries!
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Male 6,227

So apparently this thing is a Black Grouse. What look like red eyes are actually red feathers located just above the eyes.

I want a cage match: "Squrlz vs. The Black Grouse." Place your bets, people.
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Male 5,874
I prefer mine smooth from the bottle rather than raw on foot.
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Male 37,888

The little swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer were so much longer.

The teacher answered, "Oh, that`s because the heat makes everything expand."
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Male 143
The only reason this sh*t happens is because we humans don`t punt the lil f***ers into next week.
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Male 10,339
Just kick the damn thing!
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Male 37,888

You don`t have any Sweden jokes? Well it`s a country full of blonde people so it can`t be too hard to come up with one.

A Swede walks into the post office.
"This letter is too heavy," the post-clerk stated, "You will have to put on an additional stamp."
The swede looked wonderingly at him, "Will it be lighter then?" he asked.


Thank you. Thank you. I`m here all week.
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Male 6,227

What`s really funny is that for a few seconds there, it looked like the bird was going to take on the truck: "What are *you* lookin` at?!"
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Female 8,044
You are welcome 5cats.
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Male 36,426
Sweden? Could be, thanks for adding that!
Also: It`s probably not a turkey, it`s probably a "Grouse" of some sort.

But those guys laughing their arses off is too funny!

What an angry bird!
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Male 17,512
That`s a pretty small bird, for a turkey. If it is a turkey.
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Male 6,227

Those red eyes are horrifying.
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Male 36,426
Link: Wild Turkey Attacks Reporter [Rate Link] - In Russia, turkey eats YOU! (It`s Sweden, I think, but I don`t have any `In Sweden` jokes)
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