Welcome To The South [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

It"s creepy and a little sad...isn"t it?
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Male 3,231
i fear little girls
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Male 259
5CATS A robber breaks into my home..he will be shot..with a legal gun...and i live in canada???
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Male 145
Sounds to me like Sage has never been in a "real fight with a gun". A well maintained gun may jam, but typically can be fixed in seconds. And if it "runs out of bullets", then you probably should just carry a rape whistle instead so someone that knows how to fire a gun can come to your aid.
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Male 2,143
If my gun jams,I`m going to beat the crap out of my attacker with the handy piece of metal.
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Male 36,590
@Sageblue: You`re missing the entire point of having a gun: You don`t HAVE TO shoot it for it to DETER an enemy.

If a robber pulls a knife on you, and you point a gun at him? Chances are really good he`ll run away without a single shot being fired.
Now if you pull a knife to defend yourself? He might run away too, or he might decide he can beat you and attack.

Which scenario do you prefer? Why pass laws to make law-abiding citizens defenseless (like we are in Canada)?
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Male 70
To all the naysayers- get into a real fight with a gun, and when it jams or runs out of bullets, all you are left with is a hunk of metal. Not very useful.
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Female 4,349
I dunno, it`s a comforting thought, a man with a gun. It satisfies the primal need of a woman and her children to be protected. Some pansy metrosexual who beleives in non confrontation and talking things through isn`t going to cut the mustard in a zombie apocolypse.
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Male 1,243
What`s amusing is that support for gun control is automatically seen as a fear of guns, what a load of crap! I don`t fear firearms and do indulge in a bit of shooting now and bit I do also think that there should be strict gun controls to prevent idiots getting easy access to firearms.
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Female 465
. . . he`s not a real man because he`s rather die than protect himself with a gun.
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Male 2,143
I fear no man `cause I got a .38 I was trained to use. 8-)
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Male 69
<quote?RE:SageBlue: I fear no man and I`m unarmed </quote>

You`re either an idiot, or you`re a liar. Can`t figure out which one.

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Male 2,675
Wow, desperate logic there.
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Male 1,341
SageBlue-"Only weak people need a gun to feel safe. I fear no man and I`m unarmed."

Whoa! We got ourselves a badass here!
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Female 3,562
Every girl knows the bigger your guns the bigger your dick, right?
My boyfriend loves guns, I`m OK with them but I much more strongly believe in gun control than he does. I`m a much better shot than him though.
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Male 7,364
SageBlue-"I fear no man and I`m unarmed."

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present SageBlue:

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Male 2,841
You can`t argue with freedom.
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Male 70
Only weak people need a gun to feel safe. I fear no man and I`m unarmed.
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Male 2,085
HELL YEAH!!
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Male 72
I`ve got a great idea America, give every single one of your citizens an automatic assault rifle, then adopt a policy of isolationism. So the rest of the world doesn`t have to deal with your fear-mongering.

TL;DR I don`t have a gun, however I feel safe. A concept a guess Americans cannot grasp.
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Male 7,364
sbeelz-"was shot at point-blank range with an AK-47 by accident by an idiot friend of "

Why is she afraid of the gun when she should be afraid of her idiot drunk friend?

The gun, by itself, is harmless. While the idiot drunk friend could have hurt/killer her with a gun, a bat, a car or a frozen turkey.

Question: Does she still hang out with this friend? If so, she`s stupid.
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Male 187
I`ve seen my wife shoot a gun. It`s pretty hot.
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Female 221
Ah, you Americans and your inexplicable love of guns.

It only takes something meaningless like this poor quality piece of satire, and a couple of harmless comments about it to get you all stood up on your hind legs, beating your chests.

"Like, dude, don`t you be ridiculing my guns. You ridicule my guns and you`re breaching my human rights to owna .50 cal water cooled belt fed machine gun (for hunting purposes)!"
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Male 36,590
@maxxim May Be Correct!
Here`s another version of this, too big for IAB.

But it seems that girl`s image is used in a lot of things, so IDK if it was a "real ad" or not.

CMH Consulting Homepage Apparently they`re being bombarded by anti-gun nuts...
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Male 1,793
it is a lot sad...
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Male 3,909
You guys are funny! The whole gun/penis analogy is about as dumb as you. It can used for damn near everything.

Hey, that`s an awesome new 60" Plasma TV you got there! You`re clearly compensating for your small penis.

Wow, I love your new house. 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms and 3500 sq ft for just you & your dog? Let me guess, you`re compensating for the fact that you have a small penis, right?

You like to comment on posts about guns accusing men who own guns (for things such as hunting, target practice or home/self defense) of compensating for having a small penis? Sounds to me like you`re just compensating for having a small penis.

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Female 54
i kind of understand where they are coming from with this. I`ve been shooting with my dad since i was old enough to hold a gun and I don`t think i could be with someone who hated guns. It would be like being with someone who didn`t like dogs when you owned a bunch of them. Although...the way they advertised it was stupid...
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Female 2,927
...said no girl ever.
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Male 3,842
That`s so Freudian it is embarassing.

If you don`t have a big gun, you are a little girl.

Girls find big guns sexy.

If you have a small penis, a gun makes you feel like a big man. These are obviously the same people who put testicles on their big truck.
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Male 2,160
it`s a reason to be wary around idiots, not to fear anything. i´ve been shot in the upper arm and stabbed in the ribs, the shot also being accidental (bounced off and found its way to me), however i don`t fear the object that did it, i watch for idiots who bring beer to the range. the being stabbed i watch who is around me outside at what times of day.
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Male 2,868
@maxxim- And there are a lot of guns out there in the hands of total idiots, unfortunately. And don`t get me wrong, neither she nor I are OPPOSED to guns or gun rights- many of her family members own guns- she just has an involuntary, physiological fear response when she is near guns- a bit of PTSD- something she has expressed interest in trying to get over. The point is there are a lot of people who own guns who DO NOT use or store them responsibly. You don`t have to be friends with them to be hurt or killed by them- you just have to be in close proximity to them. poo, my wife`s brother was complaining to me recently about all the drunk yahoos at the spot he and his wife were shooting. Irresponsible gun use is problem that some gun owners would rather not discuss.
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Male 37,916

It`s not the size of the gun that matters, it`s . . .
actually, it IS the size of the gun that matters.
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Male 125
That`s not a good reason to be afraid of guns, that a good reason to get better friends. The gun didn`t shoot her, her idiot friend did.

The fact is if you don`t like guns don`t own them, that`s fine. But don`t take someone else`s liberties away from them because of your illogical fears. Shooting is just a hobby, and this hobby also doubles as protecting others lives.
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Male 125
This is a fake ad that was made to mock a real ad that said owning a gun made you less of a man, and that real men didn`t need them.
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Male 2,868
BTW, there are plenty of good reasons to be afraid of guns. My wife is afraid of guns. Why? She was shot at point-blank range with an AK-47 by accident by an idiot friend of hers who didn`t have good enough sense not to handle the weapon while drunk.
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Male 535
SEMI-AUTOMATIC PHALLIC SYMBOLS - You`re not a man until you can kill something!
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Male 2,868
It`s not owning a gun that implies a small penis. It`s asserting that owning a gun "makes you a man" and not owning one makes you less of one that implies, if not a small penis per se, insecurity about one`s own masculinity. poo like this ad is ridiculous.
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Male 44
Penile extensions are all the rage.
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Male 1,832
Well, damn. That sure made me feel like less of a man.
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Male 2,160
owning an object implies a small penis? why don`t we root through your entire household and apply freudian logic to every possession you own?

or we could just realize some people have hobbies that we may or may not share interest/approval of, and that as long as they`re handling it responsibly and not harming others with it (without consent in the case of things like martial arts or rugby), that maybe it`s time we all shut up, quit trying to bin people together, and go back to living our individual lives without pooting ourselves and raising alarms every time a pin drops.
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Male 1,293
Klaxor

Are you suggesting that the guys I knew in the Royal Marines, and my brother who was in the Parachute Regiment have small dicks? They were not afraid of guns, or using them to defend against terrorists supported by your left-wing US politicians.

No, what I suspect you are doing is projecting, which is very common among people who have low self-esteem. They assume that people they see as different or superior have their flaws.
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Male 37,916

Yeah! Be a REAL man like Sean Connery and get a gun!

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Male 1,293
In what way is that creepy or sad? It`s an advert, expressing a perfectly valid opinion. The only issue I would take is that when I was a boy I knew little girls (if you can call 14 years little) who were not afraid of guns.
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Male 2,578
Why would anyone go so out of their way, scouring the internet for an obscure advertisement in some no-name town in SC? That`s just as sad.

I`m not sure if these advertisements are really a problem, or some people on this website have nothing better to talk about.
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Male 646
I didn`t know southern women like small d*cks
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Female 8,044
Link: Welcome To The South [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s creepy and a little sad...isn`t it?
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