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Date: 02/23/13 09:42 AM

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  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 9:40 am
    Link: Welcome To The South - It`s creepy and a little sad...isn`t it?
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 9:53 am
    I didn`t know southern women like small d*cks
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:01 am
    Why would anyone go so out of their way, scouring the internet for an obscure advertisement in some no-name town in SC? That`s just as sad.

    I`m not sure if these advertisements are really a problem, or some people on this website have nothing better to talk about.
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:03 am
    In what way is that creepy or sad? It`s an advert, expressing a perfectly valid opinion. The only issue I would take is that when I was a boy I knew little girls (if you can call 14 years little) who were not afraid of guns.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36658 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Yeah! Be a REAL man like Sean Connery and get a gun!

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    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:06 am
    Klaxor

    Are you suggesting that the guys I knew in the Royal Marines, and my brother who was in the Parachute Regiment have small dicks? They were not afraid of guns, or using them to defend against terrorists supported by your left-wing US politicians.

    No, what I suspect you are doing is projecting, which is very common among people who have low self-esteem. They assume that people they see as different or superior have their flaws.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:09 am
    owning an object implies a small penis? why don`t we root through your entire household and apply freudian logic to every possession you own?

    or we could just realize some people have hobbies that we may or may not share interest/approval of, and that as long as they`re handling it responsibly and not harming others with it (without consent in the case of things like martial arts or rugby), that maybe it`s time we all shut up, quit trying to bin people together, and go back to living our individual lives without pooting ourselves and raising alarms every time a pin drops.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:11 am
    Well, damn. That sure made me feel like less of a man.
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    charlatan75 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:13 am
    Penile extensions are all the rage.
  10. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:35 am
    It`s not owning a gun that implies a small penis. It`s asserting that owning a gun "makes you a man" and not owning one makes you less of one that implies, if not a small penis per se, insecurity about one`s own masculinity. poo like this ad is ridiculous.
  11. Profile photo of Magickrat
    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:37 am
    SEMI-AUTOMATIC PHALLIC SYMBOLS - You`re not a man until you can kill something!
  12. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:41 am
    BTW, there are plenty of good reasons to be afraid of guns. My wife is afraid of guns. Why? She was shot at point-blank range with an AK-47 by accident by an idiot friend of hers who didn`t have good enough sense not to handle the weapon while drunk.
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    maxxim Male 30-39
    125 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:46 am
    This is a fake ad that was made to mock a real ad that said owning a gun made you less of a man, and that real men didn`t need them.
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    maxxim Male 30-39
    125 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:50 am
    That`s not a good reason to be afraid of guns, that a good reason to get better friends. The gun didn`t shoot her, her idiot friend did.

    The fact is if you don`t like guns don`t own them, that`s fine. But don`t take someone else`s liberties away from them because of your illogical fears. Shooting is just a hobby, and this hobby also doubles as protecting others lives.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36658 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 11:03 am

    It`s not the size of the gun that matters, it`s . . .
    actually, it IS the size of the gun that matters.
  16. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 11:09 am
    @maxxim- And there are a lot of guns out there in the hands of total idiots, unfortunately. And don`t get me wrong, neither she nor I are OPPOSED to guns or gun rights- many of her family members own guns- she just has an involuntary, physiological fear response when she is near guns- a bit of PTSD- something she has expressed interest in trying to get over. The point is there are a lot of people who own guns who DO NOT use or store them responsibly. You don`t have to be friends with them to be hurt or killed by them- you just have to be in close proximity to them. poo, my wife`s brother was complaining to me recently about all the drunk yahoos at the spot he and his wife were shooting. Irresponsible gun use is problem that some gun owners would rather not discuss.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 11:14 am
    it`s a reason to be wary around idiots, not to fear anything. i´ve been shot in the upper arm and stabbed in the ribs, the shot also being accidental (bounced off and found its way to me), however i don`t fear the object that did it, i watch for idiots who bring beer to the range. the being stabbed i watch who is around me outside at what times of day.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 11:18 am
    That`s so Freudian it is embarassing.

    If you don`t have a big gun, you are a little girl.

    Girls find big guns sexy.

    If you have a small penis, a gun makes you feel like a big man. These are obviously the same people who put testicles on their big truck.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 11:41 am
    ...said no girl ever.
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    badfish52596 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 11:47 am
    i kind of understand where they are coming from with this. I`ve been shooting with my dad since i was old enough to hold a gun and I don`t think i could be with someone who hated guns. It would be like being with someone who didn`t like dogs when you owned a bunch of them. Although...the way they advertised it was stupid...
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    You guys are funny! The whole gun/penis analogy is about as dumb as you. It can used for damn near everything.

    Hey, that`s an awesome new 60" Plasma TV you got there! You`re clearly compensating for your small penis.

    Wow, I love your new house. 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms and 3500 sq ft for just you & your dog? Let me guess, you`re compensating for the fact that you have a small penis, right?

    You like to comment on posts about guns accusing men who own guns (for things such as hunting, target practice or home/self defense) of compensating for having a small penis? Sounds to me like you`re just compensating for having a small penis.

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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 1:57 pm
    it is a lot sad...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm
    @maxxim May Be Correct!
    Here`s another version of this, too big for IAB.

    But it seems that girl`s image is used in a lot of things, so IDK if it was a "real ad" or not.

    CMH Consulting Homepage Apparently they`re being bombarded by anti-gun nuts...
  24. Profile photo of DrCribbens
    DrCribbens Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    Ah, you Americans and your inexplicable love of guns.

    It only takes something meaningless like this poor quality piece of satire, and a couple of harmless comments about it to get you all stood up on your hind legs, beating your chests.

    "Like, dude, don`t you be ridiculing my guns. You ridicule my guns and you`re breaching my human rights to owna .50 cal water cooled belt fed machine gun (for hunting purposes)!"
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 4:26 pm
    I`ve seen my wife shoot a gun. It`s pretty hot.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6163 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 4:30 pm
    sbeelz-"was shot at point-blank range with an AK-47 by accident by an idiot friend of "

    Why is she afraid of the gun when she should be afraid of her idiot drunk friend?

    The gun, by itself, is harmless. While the idiot drunk friend could have hurt/killer her with a gun, a bat, a car or a frozen turkey.

    Question: Does she still hang out with this friend? If so, she`s stupid.
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    IbBored Male 13-17
    72 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 4:53 pm
    I`ve got a great idea America, give every single one of your citizens an automatic assault rifle, then adopt a policy of isolationism. So the rest of the world doesn`t have to deal with your fear-mongering.

    TL;DR I don`t have a gun, however I feel safe. A concept a guess Americans cannot grasp.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 6:42 pm
    HELL YEAH!!
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    SageBlue Male 30-39
    70 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 6:44 pm
    Only weak people need a gun to feel safe. I fear no man and I`m unarmed.
  30. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 7:00 pm
    You can`t argue with freedom.
  31. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    6163 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 7:01 pm
    SageBlue-"I fear no man and I`m unarmed."

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present SageBlue:

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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 7:05 pm
    Every girl knows the bigger your guns the bigger your dick, right?
    My boyfriend loves guns, I`m OK with them but I much more strongly believe in gun control than he does. I`m a much better shot than him though.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 8:17 pm
    SageBlue-"Only weak people need a gun to feel safe. I fear no man and I`m unarmed."

    Whoa! We got ourselves a badass here!
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 9:18 pm
    Wow, desperate logic there.
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    sonofd Male 40-49
    66 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 10:46 pm
    <quote?RE:SageBlue: I fear no man and I`m unarmed </quote>

    You`re either an idiot, or you`re a liar. Can`t figure out which one.

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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    February 23, 2013 at 11:48 pm
    I fear no man `cause I got a .38 I was trained to use. 8-)
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    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 5:52 am
    . . . he`s not a real man because he`s rather die than protect himself with a gun.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 9:36 am
    What`s amusing is that support for gun control is automatically seen as a fear of guns, what a load of crap! I don`t fear firearms and do indulge in a bit of shooting now and bit I do also think that there should be strict gun controls to prevent idiots getting easy access to firearms.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 10:19 am
    I dunno, it`s a comforting thought, a man with a gun. It satisfies the primal need of a woman and her children to be protected. Some pansy metrosexual who beleives in non confrontation and talking things through isn`t going to cut the mustard in a zombie apocolypse.
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    SageBlue Male 30-39
    70 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 11:14 am
    To all the naysayers- get into a real fight with a gun, and when it jams or runs out of bullets, all you are left with is a hunk of metal. Not very useful.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 11:42 am
    @Sageblue: You`re missing the entire point of having a gun: You don`t HAVE TO shoot it for it to DETER an enemy.

    If a robber pulls a knife on you, and you point a gun at him? Chances are really good he`ll run away without a single shot being fired.
    Now if you pull a knife to defend yourself? He might run away too, or he might decide he can beat you and attack.

    Which scenario do you prefer? Why pass laws to make law-abiding citizens defenseless (like we are in Canada)?
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 10:08 pm
    If my gun jams,I`m going to beat the crap out of my attacker with the handy piece of metal.
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    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    February 25, 2013 at 7:05 am
    Sounds to me like Sage has never been in a "real fight with a gun". A well maintained gun may jam, but typically can be fixed in seconds. And if it "runs out of bullets", then you probably should just carry a rape whistle instead so someone that knows how to fire a gun can come to your aid.
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    pompousass7 Male 40-49
    259 posts
    February 25, 2013 at 8:51 am
    5CATS A robber breaks into my home..he will be shot..with a legal gun...and i live in canada???
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    February 26, 2013 at 10:49 pm
    i fear little girls

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