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Date: 02/05/13 04:52 PM

24 Responses to Wash Your Hands PLEASE! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 4:18 pm
    Link: Wash Your Hands PLEASE! - NOT so fun fact.
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 4:59 pm
    maybe i want to come into contact with 15 penises
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Now I understand why the japanese lick door handles.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 5:15 pm
    15? That`s a slow day. JK.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 5:15 pm
    What kind of sporting equipment goes on a guy`s dick?! I`m so confused.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    You filthy whores! I like it!
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    dirtysteve00 Male 30-39
    373 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 6:02 pm
    indirect contact is the same as no contact.

    Or - Im getting way more pussy than I realised too.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    carmium, "What kind of sporting equipment goes on a guy`s dick?!"
    You got me curious so I googled "sports equipment for the penis".
    You should try it, I got some interesting results.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 6:12 pm
    So if I DON`T wash my hands, 15 people will touch my penis?

    This poster is counter-productive. :-O

    (these comments are fantastic! Keeps me here at IAB I tells ya.)
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 7:06 pm
    ...I`m looking at YOU, Bob....
  11. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 8:10 pm
    Wash your hands...then try to figure out how to get out of the restroom without touching the door handle.
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    Vexys Male 18-29
    74 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 8:22 pm
    @carmium, dont even have to look it up, a cup to protect ones danglies, cricket would be horrible and I can imagine theres quite a few other games that use them for the same reason!
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 9:09 pm
    So once, in a public bathroom, I saw a dad teaching his son to always wash his hands before pissing. They then pissed and left without washing their hands, touching the door, and somehow this dad thought this was the most sanitary way to piss. I kind of wanted to punch that guy for his failure of reason and logic, but his kid was there.
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    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    February 5, 2013 at 9:15 pm
    I see his logic Jerry, public toilets are filthy places and my dangly bits have been kept sage in my undercrackers all day, washing beforehand makes sense. Re. not washing afterwards, Georgr Carlin didn`t unless he actually pissed on his hands (which he did every other week or so).
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:49 am
    Give me a break. So, it`s so dirty that if you dare touch it, you need to wash your hands immediately, but it`s clean enough for a woman to pull it out and put it in her mouth?
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    fancycandy Female 30-39
    26 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 6:30 am
    Agreed Oldollie, I was going to post the same thing
  17. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 7:10 am
    So if I DON`T wash my hands, 15 people will touch my penis?
    You`re such a whore. ;-)
  18. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 7:42 am
    OldOllie and fancycandy, it`s called the `foot handle`.

    Here it is in action.


  19. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 7:48 am
    washing your hands really isnt as big of a deal as germaphobic people will lead you to believe
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
    329 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 8:11 am
    It`s simple - wash your hands, then using a paper towel, use that to open the door. Of course, you`re on your own for every other door handle in the place.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 10:11 am
    i just called my hand a dirty slut
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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 2:27 pm
    only 15? =(
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3883 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 6:12 pm
    @coyoteking. yes. yes, it is.
  24. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 11:18 pm
    It`s simple - wash your hands, then using a paper towel, use that to open the door. Of course, you`re on your own for every other door handle in the place.
    How is that a problem considering you`re now walking around holding a germ-infested paper towel?

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