Wash Your Hands PLEASE! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

NOT so fun fact.
There are 24 comments:
Male 15,832
[quote]It`s simple - wash your hands, then using a paper towel, use that to open the door. Of course, you`re on your own for every other door handle in the place.[/quote]
How is that a problem considering you`re now walking around holding a germ-infested paper towel?
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Female 4,086
@coyoteking. yes. yes, it is.
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Female 283
only 15? =(
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Male 2,376
i just called my hand a dirty slut
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Male 329
It`s simple - wash your hands, then using a paper towel, use that to open the door. Of course, you`re on your own for every other door handle in the place.
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Male 2,988
washing your hands really isnt as big of a deal as germaphobic people will lead you to believe
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Female 8,044
OldOllie and fancycandy, it`s called the `foot handle`.

Here it is in action.


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Male 5,811
[quote]So if I DON`T wash my hands, 15 people will touch my penis?[/quote]
You`re such a whore. ;-)
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Female 26
Agreed Oldollie, I was going to post the same thing
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Male 4,746
Give me a break. So, it`s so dirty that if you dare touch it, you need to wash your hands immediately, but it`s clean enough for a woman to pull it out and put it in her mouth?
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Male 187
I see his logic Jerry, public toilets are filthy places and my dangly bits have been kept sage in my undercrackers all day, washing beforehand makes sense. Re. not washing afterwards, Georgr Carlin didn`t unless he actually pissed on his hands (which he did every other week or so).
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Male 4,014
So once, in a public bathroom, I saw a dad teaching his son to always wash his hands before pissing. They then pissed and left without washing their hands, touching the door, and somehow this dad thought this was the most sanitary way to piss. I kind of wanted to punch that guy for his failure of reason and logic, but his kid was there.
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Male 74
@carmium, dont even have to look it up, a cup to protect ones danglies, cricket would be horrible and I can imagine theres quite a few other games that use them for the same reason!
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Male 15,832
Wash your hands...then try to figure out how to get out of the restroom without touching the door handle.
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Male 1,950
...I`m looking at YOU, Bob....
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Male 38,438
So if I DON`T wash my hands, 15 people will touch my penis?

This poster is counter-productive. :-O

(these comments are fantastic! Keeps me here at IAB I tells ya.)
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Male 38,792

carmium, [quote]"What kind of sporting equipment goes on a guy`s dick?!" [/quote]
You got me curious so I googled "sports equipment for the penis".
You should try it, I got some interesting results.
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Male 373
indirect contact is the same as no contact.

Or - Im getting way more pussy than I realised too.
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Male 11,740
You filthy whores! I like it!
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Female 6,381
What kind of sporting equipment goes on a guy`s dick?! I`m so confused.
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Male 4,433
15? That`s a slow day. JK.
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Male 38,792

Now I understand why the japanese lick door handles.
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Female 2,027
maybe i want to come into contact with 15 penises
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Female 8,044
Link: Wash Your Hands PLEASE! [Pic] [Rate Link] - NOT so fun fact.
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