They Told Me I Could Be Anything... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Weird

...so I became a Ficus tree.
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Male 459
Puns are the lowest form of humour >:( Stahp it!
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Female 87
So I became a ginger
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Male 1,950
I think there`s a pair of tits in that ivy somewhere.
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Male 14,334
I`d give her the twig and berries!
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Male 916
those are ivy leaves, not ficus.
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Male 13,624
Gerry1of1
Nice!!!!
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Male 38,497

Lettuce not judge her to quickly. She`s leafing a very good impression on me. Yes a Chia-dress is a bit of a fashion risk {she looks like a Hoe} but she`s young and will learn through trowel and error. I`m told when she got the dress they gave her free insects to help with polination. They were free-bees.

As long as that`s not her wedding dress. You canteloupe in that!
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Female 592
The Lizard Freak Guy could rest on her leaves and get some sun. For his cold, cold blood.
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Male 770
that ficus tree is giving me wood
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Male 1,015
Leaf her alone !
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Male 1,920
Got any pictures of her in the Fall?
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Female 6,381
She`s not doing very well, since neither plants are ficus.
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Male 1,920
I might have to re-think becoming a tree hugger.
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Male 2,675
I bet that bush gets ficus`d quite a bit.
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Female 519
Poison Ivy Costume.
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Male 1,380
I`m just amazed she could lug that entire tree on her back so effortlessly...
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Male 20,193
Link: They Told Me I Could Be Anything... [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...so I became a Ficus tree.
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