The Most Homophobic Man In The World

Submitted by: bacon_pie 3 years ago Funny

Making hotdogs.
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Male 500
Weak.
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Male 23
Sure you can Jaundice, just use it to your advantage. say things like, "I`d sure like to have a popsicle, but the trash needs taken out", or "the light bulb needs changed", or "it makes me want you to go down on me". Pretty sure all of those will work. We aren`t stupid, but we do have some needs we have a hard time fighting.
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Female 1,236
My husband has told me that, when we were still "just friends", he spied me licking a straw & slipping money into my bra. Apparently it made his ears ring & his "blood flow". *sigh* We are trash. Happy trash, but trash nonetheless.
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Female 674
I can`t eat popsicles in front of my boyfriend anymore.

I miss popsicles.
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Male 1,931
I wonder if he`s afraid of his own penis.
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Male 579
The most homophobic people in the world are usually the most homosexual.
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Male 37,914

This is exactly why I prefer burritos over tacos.
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Male 567
I will eat a banana anywhere i damn please.
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Female 4,349
I personally, will not eat bananas in public.
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Male 2,418
if ever a guy wanted to sock cuck it would be that guy...

Mind you, when I am out in public I tend to break pieces of my banana so no one can make those kind of remarks.. by my own reasoning.. does .. that.. *does not compute* *does not compute*
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Female 2,027
hahahaah
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Male 3,061
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