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Date: 02/15/13 08:51 AM

29 Responses to The Half-Pepperoni Frozen Pizza Scam [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 8:52 am
    Link: The Half-Pepperoni Frozen Pizza Scam - The person or persons behind this defacing of pizza are worse than Hitler and should be punished by death.
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 8:56 am
    doesn`t it tell you on the package to rearrange/distribute the salami/pepperoni yourself before cooking?
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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 8:56 am
    Actually, I don`t think this is on half the pizza. It looks as if it was defrosted and the toppings slid over. Gross.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:05 am
    This is about as real as my fake outrage.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:14 am
    So not only are we lazy enough to buy frozen pizza, but we`re also too lazy to just freaking rearrange to toppings.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:18 am
    So far, we have:
    -big deal
    -eww
    -fake
    I`ll say it for you: it looks like a shameless rip-off, and I`d be ticked at Tesco.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:29 am
    Due to recent scandal about prepared meat foods, they have probably just removed the horse content.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:31 am
    Fancy since you are a big fan of pizza(yum yum) try to do it yourself,at the beginning you will have poor results but i assure that after few time you will have the pizza of your dreams done by your hands.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:40 am
    Obviously fancy ignores that little voice that says "Maybe I should peek at the live submissions before I post this."
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    SminkyPinky Female 30-39
    233 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:40 am
    I`d be more worried about donkey content.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:45 am
    Looks to me like all the pepperoni shifted to one side. They don`t put much on those to begin with and if they`re bouncing around in a truck on their way to the store sh*t like this happens.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:46 am
    Was this 2012DA14?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:47 am

    Congrats FancyLad !
    You have an all new Most-Boring-Post-Ever !

    That was what you were trying to achieve with this lame ass post, right?
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:49 am
    What it`s arranged for two persons
    One who does not like Pepperoni.
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 10:32 am
    So you all think it`s just some coincidence that all the toppings are ONLY where they would show through the window? Looks more like purposeful false advertising to me. Fecking Tesco.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 10:46 am
    You bought a frozen pizza. What were you expecting?
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    dognose82 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 11:04 am
    Death!
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 11:08 am

    @ FancyLad - I want to apologize. I thought this was a lame, stupid, boring post. But apparently you know your audience. Judging by the comments there really are people who were entertained by looking at a photo of frozen pizza.

    Imagine how much fun they`d have if they got to warm one up!
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 11:09 am
    i think you meant.. the machine that made this pizza got stuck...
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    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 1:43 pm
    GRAVITY!.... smh.

    @chalket: As for "coincidence". 2 is a very small sample size. Assuming that these 2 were bough by the same person... probably bought at 1 store, where they were handled and loaded in the bag by same cashier, pulled from same pallet by same shelf stocker, pulled off same truck, put on same pallet by same factory worker and loaded on truck by same loader... If one of those ppl happened to put both these pizzas at the same angle then yes, I would assume that they would both have the same shift in toppings to the same side of the box. If this was multiple images from lots of places, go ahead and make your case and I`ll buy in... but in this instance it is possible and probable that the toppings could shift the same direction.
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    g3n3r1k Male 18-29
    250 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 2:21 pm
    hmm i wonder if you moved the pepperoni to the other side it would be a pepperoni pizza?
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 6:14 pm
    Remember, this is the same company that uses dead horse in its "pure beef" Lasagne.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 7:45 pm
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    Gerry1of1, you`re the best!
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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 9:27 pm
    Anyone could open a frozen pizza in that type of package then shuffle some toppings for a picture. I mean seriously that looks like to much on one side for them to have been trying to scam someone...
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 11:05 pm
    It`s still not as bad as those vending machine sandwiches where the roll the meat up like a cigar, lay it on the bread corner-to-corner, and then cut the sandwich so they cut the meat cigar lengthwise. The people who do that should be flayed alive with a rusty knife, dipped in boiling habenero sauce, and slow roasted on a spit.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    February 16, 2013 at 8:53 am
    I`m down with half-pepperoni - but only if they tell me first.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    February 16, 2013 at 4:29 pm
    Uninspired by pizza post, moves on to finally finish novel. Thanks a lot Fancy!
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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    546 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:41 pm
    Corpsecrank definitely got it right, the real scammer is the one who is leading you to believe they have been scammed!

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