The Half-Pepperoni Frozen Pizza Scam [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

The person or persons behind this defacing of pizza are worse than Hitler and should be punished by death.
There are 29 comments:
Male 557
Corpsecrank definitely got it right, the real scammer is the one who is leading you to believe they have been scammed!
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Female 1,467
Uninspired by pizza post, moves on to finally finish novel. Thanks a lot Fancy!
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Male 3,631
I`m down with half-pepperoni - but only if they tell me first.
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Male 15,832
It`s still not as bad as those vending machine sandwiches where the roll the meat up like a cigar, lay it on the bread corner-to-corner, and then cut the sandwich so they cut the meat cigar lengthwise. The people who do that should be flayed alive with a rusty knife, dipped in boiling habenero sauce, and slow roasted on a spit.
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Male 928
Anyone could open a frozen pizza in that type of package then shuffle some toppings for a picture. I mean seriously that looks like to much on one side for them to have been trying to scam someone...
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Male 3,472
Gerry1of1, you`re the best!
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Male 37,888
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Male 2,619
Remember, this is the same company that uses dead horse in its "pure beef" Lasagne.
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Male 250
hmm i wonder if you moved the pepperoni to the other side it would be a pepperoni pizza?
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Male 329
GRAVITY!.... smh.

@chalket: As for "coincidence". 2 is a very small sample size. Assuming that these 2 were bough by the same person... probably bought at 1 store, where they were handled and loaded in the bag by same cashier, pulled from same pallet by same shelf stocker, pulled off same truck, put on same pallet by same factory worker and loaded on truck by same loader... If one of those ppl happened to put both these pizzas at the same angle then yes, I would assume that they would both have the same shift in toppings to the same side of the box. If this was multiple images from lots of places, go ahead and make your case and I`ll buy in... but in this instance it is possible and probable that the toppings could shift the same direction.
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Male 2,376
i think you meant.. the machine that made this pizza got stuck...
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Male 37,888

@ FancyLad - I want to apologize. I thought this was a lame, stupid, boring post. But apparently you know your audience. Judging by the comments there really are people who were entertained by looking at a photo of frozen pizza.

Imagine how much fun they`d have if they got to warm one up!
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Male 153
Death!
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Male 1,832
You bought a frozen pizza. What were you expecting?
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Male 2,711
So you all think it`s just some coincidence that all the toppings are ONLY where they would show through the window? Looks more like purposeful false advertising to me. Fecking Tesco.
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Female 2,549
What it`s arranged for two persons
One who does not like Pepperoni.
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Male 37,888

Congrats FancyLad !
You have an all new Most-Boring-Post-Ever !

That was what you were trying to achieve with this lame ass post, right?
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Male 2,026
Was this 2012DA14?
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Male 3,909
Looks to me like all the pepperoni shifted to one side. They don`t put much on those to begin with and if they`re bouncing around in a truck on their way to the store sh*t like this happens.
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Female 233
I`d be more worried about donkey content.
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Male 1,920
Obviously fancy ignores that little voice that says "Maybe I should peek at the live submissions before I post this."
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Male 5,005
Fancy since you are a big fan of pizza(yum yum) try to do it yourself,at the beginning you will have poor results but i assure that after few time you will have the pizza of your dreams done by your hands.
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Male 5,874
Due to recent scandal about prepared meat foods, they have probably just removed the horse content.
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Female 6,381
So far, we have:
-big deal
-eww
-fake
I`ll say it for you: it looks like a shameless rip-off, and I`d be ticked at Tesco.
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Female 2,525
So not only are we lazy enough to buy frozen pizza, but we`re also too lazy to just freaking rearrange to toppings.
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Male 4,283
This is about as real as my fake outrage.
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Female 322
Actually, I don`t think this is on half the pizza. It looks as if it was defrosted and the toppings slid over. Gross.
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Male 642
doesn`t it tell you on the package to rearrange/distribute the salami/pepperoni yourself before cooking?
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Male 19,840
Link: The Half-Pepperoni Frozen Pizza Scam [Pic] [Rate Link] - The person or persons behind this defacing of pizza are worse than Hitler and should be punished by death.
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