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Date: 02/28/13 05:42 PM

51 Responses to Team Les Or Team Bear? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    February 28, 2013 at 5:41 pm
    Link: Team Les Or Team Bear? - They are not equal in the eyes of bad assery.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    February 28, 2013 at 5:49 pm
    Canadian, eh!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    I vote Les Stroud. I don`t think Grylls is a pussy tho. If you follow Les Stroud`s tips, you might survive. If you try the crap Bear does you will probably die.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
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    February 28, 2013 at 5:54 pm
    Grylls carries a piece of flint he uses, along with his knife, to make fires. Why not just carry a lighter?

    Stroud uses a variety of improvisational methods to make fire.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 28, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Grylls is cuter.
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    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 6:21 pm
    ...and Stroud is CANADIAN!!!!!!! Love that man!!!!
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 6:24 pm
    Sorry did you just call Bear Grylls a pussy?
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    cyborg Male 13-17
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    February 28, 2013 at 6:26 pm
    and Grylls`s show on discovery lasted a couple seasons longer than Stroud`s. pure bull crap
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    cyborg Male 13-17
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    February 28, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    AND I bet he doesn`t even drink his own piss...
  10. Profile photo of Sloppy1
    Sloppy1 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 6:53 pm
    Les Stroud will out survive Bear Grylls
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 7:07 pm
    yeah but..... at least Grylls is entertaining....
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    alsobored Male 18-29
    347 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 7:13 pm
    Ah. I heard my sister going on about how the Survival Man is better than Bear Grylls, I guess she saw this pic. (Stupid bitch agrees with anything she sees on Tumblr)

    I`ve seen both shows and much prefer Man vs Wild.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    February 28, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    Grylls is great if you want to be entertained by pure stupidity and dangerous stunts. It`s about as realistic as the reality show Survivor.
    Les Stroud`s show wasn`t cancelled. He had to take a year off because he got some flesh-eating disease of the mouth that nobody could identify. When asked by doctors which tropical countries he could have gotten the disease, he basically answered "all of them." His show continues, but because it`s REAL it takes a very long time to shoot.
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    drips Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2013 at 7:51 pm
    Me and my buddy used to call Survivorman `Boringman` cuz that`s what it was. Les just tries not to die which is boring. Walking up and down the hill twice just to get lame footage? Not impressed. Bear is totes full of isht but shows like this are entertainment, not actual survival training. Both of them do dumb stuff sometimes. Both do smart stuff sometimes. Who is a better survivor in the wild, man? Who cares.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 28, 2013 at 7:54 pm
    I used to love Man vs Wild until I found out how fake it is. Bear is still tough and smart, but he cheats a lot. Les would totally win a survival war. I`d bet serious money on that.
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    tuapui Male 18-29
    94 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:02 pm
    in reality, the lazy man is more efficient, the coward stays alive, and the man with more money wins.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2013 at 8:27 pm
    I`m pretty sure drinking piss and eating snakes raw is the way to go.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
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    February 28, 2013 at 8:29 pm
    lol Les Stroud...whipped up a sand distillery using somegarbage..a couple rocks and a twig... Bear just drank his own piss.

    Coulda been the enema he gave himself..or the bee allergy he didnt know he had... but I think it was when he juiced an elephant turd for water that kinda tipped me off.
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    Profworm Male 30-39
    403 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:43 pm
    If I`ve learned one important thing from Survivorman, it is this: Even if you know what you are doing, You will still hate yourself and the choices you`ve made that caused you to decide to survive in the deep wilderness.

    Seriously. He is miserable, unhappy and looks like he just wants to walk out of the forest and become a banker at any minute.

    It`s not a bad lesson, really.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:54 pm
    Yeah, les is totally awesome. some episodes you really feel for the guy, he`s in such a bad situation that you can see it in his eyes that he`s thinking of making that emergency call for pick up. Heck no one can blame him though, most people couldn`t survive 2 days in some of the places, and if so they might be leery of doing it again. But Les goes 7 days, and then does it again, les is the man.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:13 pm
    Yes! Les Stroud is so much more badass than that faker Bear. Mostly because of the help he gets when "surviving" and his camera crew
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:28 pm
    Well I`m glad that`s cleared up! I`ve never felt so betrayed by television. : I
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    jacos27 Male 18-29
    246 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:50 pm
    I agree with this posting...Les > Bear
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 28, 2013 at 10:01 pm

    Team Bear or Team Les?
    Between the two I`d like to see a Tag Team! Grrrrrroowwwllll

    But it was bad enough Bear drank his own pee.
    We don`t need to go there.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 10:06 pm
    Right, b/c you actually learn how to survive in the amazon after watching either of their shows.
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 11:04 pm
    The whole thing is actually comparing apples to oranges. Stroud made a show to actually try to teach you how to survive. Grylls was making a show for the entertainment value.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7055 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 11:19 pm
    Bruce Parry is the man.
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    Colors Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2013 at 11:40 pm
    Who was in the SAS? Who climbed mount Everest? BG? Thought so. Once survivor man stops playing boy scout and actually does something monumental then he can call himself a bad ass.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 11:45 pm
    John Wayne
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    February 28, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    Methinks Kitteh has the warm melties for Les Stroud. =O.O=
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2013 at 12:55 am
    Bear has done a better job of manipulating the public. Therefore he can afford to do anything he wants(well almost).
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    Crankit Male 30-39
    8 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 2:10 am
    If he`s all on his own who took the HD picture of him holding his camera?
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2013 at 2:23 am
    Yea this is nothing I didn`t know but I still prefer Bear. His show is much more entertaining and you still can learn stuff. Les is pretty boring.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 2:51 am
    "Stroud aims to teach you something..."

    Nope, they are both in it for the money. Don`t fool yourself.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 4:28 am
    So, Stroud does appear to be a bad ass, but why tear down Bear to demonstrate that? I`ve never heard of Les Stroud, and I will now most certainly have a look, but, damn, I`m much less likely to after seeing how this graphic tears down Grylls to make the point. Thumbs up for Stroud, thumbs down for the pansy tactics of this graphic.
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 5:07 am
    But I know which one is more entertaining.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 5:31 am
    Why does everyone keep claiming Man vs Wild is "fake"? The show never claimed "watch Bear survive in the wild all by himself." .. they clearly say "Bear here will show you what you should do, should you get yourself into any of these situations." The show isn`t about him surviving, it`s about teaching the viewer survival techniques.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    March 1, 2013 at 6:16 am
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    March 1, 2013 at 6:53 am
    this is the sound of no-one caring.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 7:22 am
    different shows based on different premises, both just happen to be about survival. just different takes on it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2013 at 8:48 am
    Totally agree Bears`s a pretty boy phony.
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    jonswan12 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 9:43 am
    Bear is way more entertaining and that`s all I care about. I don`t need wildlife survival skills because I don`t hike or live in the wild. People take this stuff way too seriously. It`s school yard arguing - "my dad`s cooler than your day." "no he`s not!" "My dad could beat your dad up." "No he couldn`t..!"
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2013 at 11:51 am

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    xCANDACEx Female 30-39
    283 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    My head says Les, but my heart says Bear, (he`s hot!!)
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    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    308 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 3:04 pm
    @jonswan12... god forbid you should ever break down on the way to Vegas.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    March 1, 2013 at 9:34 pm
    Les Stroud kicks ass. Bear Grylls is a dick.

    In an interview a while back, I think it was with Ray Mears (another survival expert_, the interviewer asked him, "So if it was you, Les Stroud and Bear Grylls out in the bush in a survival situation, what would you get each of the 3 of you to do?"

    If I remember right, the answer from Ray Mears was "well, I`d probably build the shelter. Les would go get the food. And we`d get Bear Grylls to stay at camp and poke the fire, before he hurts himself".

    Les Stroud all the f*cking way.
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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    March 2, 2013 at 1:40 am
    I`ve heard that these "wild treks" les takes are bullpoo. He stays in the same general area and does a bunch of filming. How do we know he goes and gets his cameras anyway, he could just have people who work for the show go get the camera`s. And what dumbass wastes their energy to set up a camera, do a long walking scene then go back for it and has to walk the same way again. les sucks and is a pompous brat
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    March 3, 2013 at 5:17 am
    That`s 100% true, plus many of BG`s stunts are staged to simulate danger.

    The saddest part is he`s advising people to take stupid risks with little payoff in a survival situation, all for ratings, fame and money.

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