Spiderman Bible Stories [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Just as believable as the original, maybe more so.
There are 29 comments:
Male 5,183
@5 Cats The Bible actually gives 2 diffrent accounts of the creation of Mankind. Each doublet has a total diffrent time scheme.
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Male 2,855
this makes a whole lot more sense
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Male 3,431
Steel Grid, that logic made Steve Jobs a very wealthy man
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Male 3,431
Steel Grid, that logic made Steve Jobs a very wealthy man.
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Male 2,700
" if neither of them had eaten the apple we would just still be living in ignorance until someone else DID."

Yes because appearently humans cant think without the use of a magic apple.
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Male 37,850
@collegebound & @Evil_Eye: Spiderman stopped her THAT time, but she did it again later, eh?
Yes, I`m arguing about a completely idiotic subject! :-P

Adam & Eve "went out to the cities of men" after being ejected from Eden. Humans were already around, outside The Garden, eh?
Otherwise Adam & Eve`s sons would have to marry their full-sisters. THAT would be naughty!

As for the rest? It`s so stupid I cannot even find words which get past the IAB Censor...
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Male 3,745
"Spiderman you dick! If she never ate the apple, then there wouldn`t of been a human race. Would of stayed as Adam, Even and Spiderman, in a weird kind of genocide move."

wrong. if neither of them had eaten the apple we would just still be living in ignorance until someone else DID. also i find the rest of the events after him having stopped her to be complete bullpoo for that reason.
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Male 1,106
I was hoping that would be more funny. But I only kind of cracked a smile when Spidey said "Don`t Do Drugs." Otherwise that was just retarded.
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Male 1,442
Spiderman you dick! If she never ate the apple, then there wouldn`t of been a human race. Would of stayed as Adam, Even and Spiderman, in a weird kind of genocide move.
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Male 5,094
Spiderbro.
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Male 2,060
drawman, are you sure the terrible christians have not ordered drone strikes and held riots over this?
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Male 1,016
Don`t Do Drugs!!!
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Male 4,746
I find this version to be more believable than the original one. However, I still don`t buy it.
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Male 7,775
Phew, thank goodness this wasn`t aimed at Allah or else people would have been killed in the name of peace and love.
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Male 2,860
Fiction crossover, excellent.
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Male 14,835
I love the hat
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Male 38,506


DuckBoy87, [quote]"Spider-Man`s a dick! He didn`t help get Jesus down off the cross? He just sat there and watched him die..." [/quote]
Look again. Spider-Man didn`t just sit there. He spun Jesus a nifty cowboy hat made of webbing!
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Female 6,381
That was a blatantly sacrilegious piece aimed at mocking the Christian religion. Go for it! X-D
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Male 1,243
Well this was a change from the usual mockeries, i thought it was pretty neat! I wish the world would pay more attention to the last thing spider man said.. it sure would help
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Male 3,463
Spider-Man`s a dick! He didn`t help get Jesus down off the cross? He just sat there and watched him die...
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Male 3,909

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Male 535
LMAO! This was pretty frickin funny.
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Male 459
Our saviour!
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Male 37,850
Jack Pollack`s Homepage
Apparently this is real...
(As opposed to a "joke picture" or parody)
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Male 47
No bacon. He was Jewish.
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Male 7,611
"Dont Do Drugs" -Ha
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Male 4,395
That... was... awesome!
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Male 38,506

Or maybe, under the mask, Spider-Man IS Jesus!!!!


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Female 8,044
Link: Spiderman Bible Stories [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just as believable as the original, maybe more so.
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