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Date: 02/06/13 04:19 PM

29 Responses to Spiderman Bible Stories [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    February 6, 2013 at 4:21 pm
    Link: Spiderman Bible Stories - Just as believable as the original, maybe more so.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 6, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    Or maybe, under the mask, Spider-Man IS Jesus!!!!


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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    February 6, 2013 at 4:58 pm
    That... was... awesome!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    February 6, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    "Dont Do Drugs" -Ha
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    97e4ad Male 50-59
    47 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:09 pm
    No bacon. He was Jewish.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:13 pm
    Jack Pollack`s Homepage
    Apparently this is real...
    (As opposed to a "joke picture" or parody)
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:19 pm
    Our saviour!
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:57 pm
    LMAO! This was pretty frickin funny.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    February 6, 2013 at 6:25 pm

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3150 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 6:58 pm
    Spider-Man`s a dick! He didn`t help get Jesus down off the cross? He just sat there and watched him die...
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 8:01 pm
    Well this was a change from the usual mockeries, i thought it was pretty neat! I wish the world would pay more attention to the last thing spider man said.. it sure would help
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    That was a blatantly sacrilegious piece aimed at mocking the Christian religion. Go for it! X-D
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 9:29 pm


    DuckBoy87, "Spider-Man`s a dick! He didn`t help get Jesus down off the cross? He just sat there and watched him die..."
    Look again. Spider-Man didn`t just sit there. He spun Jesus a nifty cowboy hat made of webbing!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 9:43 pm
    I love the hat
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 3:27 am
    Fiction crossover, excellent.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 5:14 am
    Phew, thank goodness this wasn`t aimed at Allah or else people would have been killed in the name of peace and love.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 6:26 am
    I find this version to be more believable than the original one. However, I still don`t buy it.
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 7:07 am
    Don`t Do Drugs!!!
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 8:23 am
    drawman, are you sure the terrible christians have not ordered drone strikes and held riots over this?
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 9:56 am
    Spiderbro.
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2013 at 11:56 am
    Spiderman you dick! If she never ate the apple, then there wouldn`t of been a human race. Would of stayed as Adam, Even and Spiderman, in a weird kind of genocide move.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 12:43 pm
    I was hoping that would be more funny. But I only kind of cracked a smile when Spidey said "Don`t Do Drugs." Otherwise that was just retarded.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 12:48 pm
    "Spiderman you dick! If she never ate the apple, then there wouldn`t of been a human race. Would of stayed as Adam, Even and Spiderman, in a weird kind of genocide move."

    wrong. if neither of them had eaten the apple we would just still be living in ignorance until someone else DID. also i find the rest of the events after him having stopped her to be complete bullpoo for that reason.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    @collegebound & @Evil_Eye: Spiderman stopped her THAT time, but she did it again later, eh?
    Yes, I`m arguing about a completely idiotic subject! :-P

    Adam & Eve "went out to the cities of men" after being ejected from Eden. Humans were already around, outside The Garden, eh?
    Otherwise Adam & Eve`s sons would have to marry their full-sisters. THAT would be naughty!

    As for the rest? It`s so stupid I cannot even find words which get past the IAB Censor...
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 9:35 pm
    " if neither of them had eaten the apple we would just still be living in ignorance until someone else DID."

    Yes because appearently humans cant think without the use of a magic apple.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 9:51 pm
    Steel Grid, that logic made Steve Jobs a very wealthy man.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 9:57 pm
    Steel Grid, that logic made Steve Jobs a very wealthy man
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 9, 2013 at 11:36 am
    this makes a whole lot more sense
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2211 posts
    February 10, 2013 at 11:09 am
    @5 Cats The Bible actually gives 2 diffrent accounts of the creation of Mankind. Each doublet has a total diffrent time scheme.

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