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Date: 02/14/13 12:39 PM

29 Responses to Now That The Pope Quit His Old Job… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 12:40 pm
    Link: Now That The Pope Quit His Old Job... - ...he needs a new one. Time to bone up on his interviewing skills.
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    peakingo Male 30-39
    761 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    "Okay. Stand up, turn around and arch your back."
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7066 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 12:56 pm
    Apparently he is now going to remain hidden from the world. Contemplating whatever from a luxury block in the Vatican while answering no questions and leaving the nasty world behind.

    There is some talk of should he wear cardinals robes or simple black, but I`m guessing he`s pushing hard to keep the ruby slippers. He loves his bling, the creepy little ponce.

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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    Move to argentina like all good nazis
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm
    Haha, "bone" up. I guess he could always get his old job back working for the Inquisition.
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 1:03 pm
    In other words, he`s going back to being a regular priest?
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 1:19 pm
    "I need to see if you are willing to go the extra mile, will you do anal?"
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3881 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 1:52 pm
    i heard that he`s going to live in a remodeled property somewhere in vatican city. good thing, as the vatican doesn`t have an extradition treaty. just in case, you know (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
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    WesleyV78 Male 30-39
    143 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 2:02 pm
    Wow! Nice job.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 2:03 pm
    Probably got the job, realized that God wasn`t there to talk to him and quit.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 2:26 pm
    WRONG!...he`ll would be on the other side of the table ... "interviewing" small boys
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    handmadebeat Male 60-69
    20 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 2:30 pm
    screw the dope...I mean pope.
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    wheelybin25 Male 40-49
    22 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 2:43 pm
    In all the news reports the pope was described as having "resigned" rather than abdicated or stepped down.

    Er....doesnt resigning involve a letter of resignation...?

    Who`s going to receive this one?
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 3:11 pm
    Some part of me can`t quite let go of the image of him futilely wagging a decrepit finger at a world he no longer understands, a world that no longer cares what he or his institution thinks, and finally giving into despair.

    It`s all too just a punishment, provided of course no further legal action is pending...
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    frnttrndy Male 50-59
    49 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 3:28 pm
    He applied at the TSA
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 3:31 pm
    Office job?
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 3:32 pm
    Should be an interesting C.V. I hope he doesn`t forget to include all the nazi stuff!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 3:52 pm
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    frnttrndy Male 50-59
    49 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 4:06 pm
    No Children`s division (groping station)
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    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 4:38 pm
    That`s a picture from The Casting Couch A.K.A Porn......
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 4:42 pm
    I see what you did there...... they might not know, but I do....
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    8jdb28jdb2 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 5:57 pm
    Bah ha ha. This one of the funniest things Ive seen on IMB. Well played.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 10:02 pm
    The church was considering buying an island in the Carribiean to house all the pedo priests. Yeah for realz.
    He is just smart enough to get out before the legal action puts him in jail.
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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 10:08 pm
    It had to be explained to me where that couch and setting comes from, just so I could smile and say I would probably watch that.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 1:55 am
    Don`t lie, we know you replaced him with you, Fancy =oP
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 6:51 am

    I hope Benedict doesn`t replace Fancy.
    Fancy posts way too many girlie pics, but can you
    just imagine the pics Benny will post!

    No think you, pedobear.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6912 posts
    February 15, 2013 at 8:23 am
    Now he will live the rest of his life living in the lap of absolute luxury. Just more money going to church "charity".
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 2:05 pm
    Ha ha - I recognize that couch.
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 12:22 am
    now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station.

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