Nothing Is Impossible With God... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Funny

Except a healthy height-to-weight ratio.
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Male 17,512
Is it `petnapping` if another pet commits the crime?
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Male 13,626
patchgrabber
Nice idea there
mods we need a caption contest !!
on this -


post it as Gerrys ;-)
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Male 13,626
Issame

``Yay! Let`s pick on the fatties!

*eyeroll*``

Its an IAB favorite -
Fatties, religion, guns, politics,
oh and gays, sure theres a few more
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Female 112
Yay! Let`s pick on the fatties!

*eyeroll*
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Male 8,333
intrigid

"What`s your BMI?"

BMI is kinda a s.hitty guage. I have 12% body fat but according to BMI I am "obese".

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Male 914
@dm2754

What`s your BMI? And don`t say "it`s not relevant" because it most certainly is.
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Male 38,438
[quote]My toenails shall remain unsullied and pure. And offline.[/quote]
@thubanstar: Drats! There goes my plans for today...

@patchy: (caption contest) "Mom! He followed me home, can I keep him?"
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Male 585
Quit defending fat people IAB guests. Why do you do it? Unless you are fat also. Then I say, loose some weight.
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Male 3,716
go cyber bullys go
let hear your hate speek.
go ahead and make fun of her if it makes you fell better about yourself.
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Female 836
Also... jeez... people. I have to agree, only the gullible think all things are possible with God, and yeah, she is out of shape and sweat pants are not a fashion statement usually.

But for all you know this poor, pudgy lady could be the nicest person you ever met. I`ve met some pretty clueless fat people, hell, I used to be a clueless fat person, but I was not full of malice like some. Give it a rest, some of you.
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Female 836
Gerry, you are a perv. A witty perv, but a perv nonetheless. My toenails shall remain unsullied and pure. And offline.
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Male 62
IAB,
Your production as of late has been dismal. I find my self reaching the end of my internet browsing way before my coffee is finished.
This is UNACCEPTABLE AND I DEMAND A REFUND!
STEP IT UP, MORE CONTENT NOW.
Oh and thanks for all the good times...that you used to provide.
Love yah
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Male 8,333
HalfPintRoo

"How do you know she`s ugly?"

Let`s call it an educated guess.

"why is her life miserable?"

Well, she`s wearing sweat pants in public, and not just to go grocery shopping she is going up court house steps with a sign to INTENTIONALLY be seen by lots of people at something important and her choice was sweat pants. I`m guessing her life isn`t working out the way she wanted. Someone letting themselves go to that degree is also a pretty clear sign of depression and almost a total lack of self respect.

"And finally, stupid?"

Yes. She thinks all things are possible with god. I happen to believe that belief in god in itself renders one in that camp in that regard, but even that aside the phrase that "anything" is possible is patently stupid.
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Female 2,764
First of all, holygod, you can`t see her face. How do you know she`s ugly? Just because she`s big? Second of all, why is her life miserable? How do you know that either? And finally, stupid? You must know this woman personally?

Lame post. Lame comment by hg.
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Male 7,775
Here is a monkey stealing a puppy which renders all of the bickerings invalid.

Gerry, you are both the most frustrating and best poster on I-A-B. I could not stop laughing at this.
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Male 5,811
I`ll start:

Dog: I really need to slow down a bit, if only I could get this monkey off my back.
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Male 5,811
@Ferdy: Caption contest! Caption contest!
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Male 13,626
This
is worthy of a thread all of itself


Nice one Gerry
Religion arguments are pretty futile,
monkey stealing puppy is not
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Female 6,381
Yes, Gerry, that word works just fine. I`m unsure about the invalidating properties of the photo, but hey, anything`s worth a try.
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Male 38,438
Oh @eduardolian: You tease!

It`s even worse upon closer examination:
[quote]I`m glad fat, ugly, stupid people like this believe in god.[/quote]
@HolyGod KNOWS that this woman is not only "fat" (some evidence in the photo) and believes in God (again, it`s in there) but she`s STUPID as well!

Nice!
Tell me again how YOU represent the "tolerant, empathic" side of humanity @HG: You bigoted blow-hard. And I AM a "close minded bigot" who doesn`t accept others as thay are... do try...
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Male 38,792

Happy now?
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Male 38,792

Here is a monkey stealing a puppy which renders all of the bickerings invalid.


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Female 6,381
Gerry: "Ague" is an acute fever. I don`t think that word "aguement" means what you think it means.
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Female 6,381
Not sure about the sign. Common sense, logic, and science education seem to be impossible, just to mention three things.
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Male 500
oh iab you and your arguments
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Male 38,438
[quote]Something tells me you`re the type of creep that gets his jollies burning ants with a magnifying glass.[/quote]
@CrakrJak: I think you have @HG "pegged to a "T"" to mix some metaphores...

@HG: Thinks belief in God = stupid.
Is happy fat people believe in God...
Fat People = Stupid. & he`s happy about that!
De Facto.
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Male 8,333
CrakrJak

"HG: How pathetic and miserable must your life be to get `glad` about another person`s weight problem?"

Read can you not?

I said I was happy that people like that had god, not happy they existed.
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Male 38,792

[quote]"They just get to patiently wait to dance in the clouds with Jesus for eternity." [/quote]
Which is why all gay men go to Heaven.
Someone has to dance with the fat chick.
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Male 273
If you have something really vague to say, put it on a sign I guess.
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Male 17,512
HG: How pathetic and miserable must your life be to get `glad` about another person`s weight problem?

Something tells me you`re the type of creep that gets his jollies burning ants with a magnifying glass. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Male 2,085
I have often wondered that.
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Male 11,740
I thought I felt a small earthquake today....
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Male 3,745
dat ass?
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Male 38,438
Religion Bashing? Again?


I shall punish thee with catgirls!
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Male 2,390
Keep it up Gerry. I`m sure I could make some interesting videos
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Male 700
"Except a healthy height-to-weight ratio. "

That`s a person problem not a GOD problem.
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Male 7,775
They just get to patiently wait to dance in the clouds with Jesus for eternity.

They won`t do much cloud dancing carrying that much weight.
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Male 38,792

[quote]"Think I`ll go back to cleaning my toenails now." [/quote]
Make a vid and post at IAB!!!
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Male 8,333
I`m glad fat, ugly, stupid people like this believe in god. Then they don`t have to dwell on how miserable and pathetic their lives are. They just get to patiently wait to dance in the clouds with Jesus for eternity.
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Female 836
Wow, what a pointless post. Let`s pick on fat people and be amazed that someone who may not have a very good life tends to turn to the bible.

Yeah. Think I`ll go back to cleaning my toenails now.
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Male 38,792

`Glutony` being one of the Deadly Sins.
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Male 330
Dumb
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Male 20,313
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