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Date: 02/18/13 03:18 PM

43 Responses to Nothing Is Impossible With God… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 3:21 pm
    Link: Nothing Is Impossible With God... - Except a healthy height-to-weight ratio.
  2. Profile photo of FoSchizle
    FoSchizle Male 18-29
    330 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 3:26 pm
    Dumb
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    `Glutony` being one of the Deadly Sins.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 3:44 pm
    Wow, what a pointless post. Let`s pick on fat people and be amazed that someone who may not have a very good life tends to turn to the bible.

    Yeah. Think I`ll go back to cleaning my toenails now.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6746 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    I`m glad fat, ugly, stupid people like this believe in god. Then they don`t have to dwell on how miserable and pathetic their lives are. They just get to patiently wait to dance in the clouds with Jesus for eternity.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    "Think I`ll go back to cleaning my toenails now."
    Make a vid and post at IAB!!!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 4:29 pm
    They just get to patiently wait to dance in the clouds with Jesus for eternity.

    They won`t do much cloud dancing carrying that much weight.
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    648 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 4:58 pm
    "Except a healthy height-to-weight ratio. "

    That`s a person problem not a GOD problem.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    Keep it up Gerry. I`m sure I could make some interesting videos
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32803 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:13 pm
    Religion Bashing? Again?


    I shall punish thee with catgirls!
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:37 pm
    dat ass?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:39 pm
    I thought I felt a small earthquake today....
  13. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:46 pm
    I have often wondered that.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    HG: How pathetic and miserable must your life be to get `glad` about another person`s weight problem?

    Something tells me you`re the type of creep that gets his jollies burning ants with a magnifying glass. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 5:57 pm
    If you have something really vague to say, put it on a sign I guess.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    "They just get to patiently wait to dance in the clouds with Jesus for eternity."
    Which is why all gay men go to Heaven.
    Someone has to dance with the fat chick.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6746 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 6:03 pm
    CrakrJak

    "HG: How pathetic and miserable must your life be to get `glad` about another person`s weight problem?"

    Read can you not?

    I said I was happy that people like that had god, not happy they existed.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32803 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 6:48 pm
    Something tells me you`re the type of creep that gets his jollies burning ants with a magnifying glass.
    @CrakrJak: I think you have @HG "pegged to a "T"" to mix some metaphores...

    @HG: Thinks belief in God = stupid.
    Is happy fat people believe in God...
    Fat People = Stupid. & he`s happy about that!
    De Facto.
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm
    oh iab you and your arguments
  20. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 8:03 pm
    Not sure about the sign. Common sense, logic, and science education seem to be impossible, just to mention three things.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 8:48 pm
    Gerry: "Ague" is an acute fever. I don`t think that word "aguement" means what you think it means.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    Here is a monkey stealing a puppy which renders all of the bickerings invalid.


  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    Happy now?
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32803 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 9:35 pm
    Oh @eduardolian: You tease!

    It`s even worse upon closer examination:
    I`m glad fat, ugly, stupid people like this believe in god.
    @HolyGod KNOWS that this woman is not only "fat" (some evidence in the photo) and believes in God (again, it`s in there) but she`s STUPID as well!

    Nice!
    Tell me again how YOU represent the "tolerant, empathic" side of humanity @HG: You bigoted blow-hard. And I AM a "close minded bigot" who doesn`t accept others as thay are... do try...
  25. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 11:15 pm
    Yes, Gerry, that word works just fine. I`m unsure about the invalidating properties of the photo, but hey, anything`s worth a try.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 12:12 am
    This
    is worthy of a thread all of itself


    Nice one Gerry
    Religion arguments are pretty futile,
    monkey stealing puppy is not
  27. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:49 am
    @Ferdy: Caption contest! Caption contest!
  28. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:52 am
    I`ll start:

    Dog: I really need to slow down a bit, if only I could get this monkey off my back.
  29. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7739 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:54 am
    Here is a monkey stealing a puppy which renders all of the bickerings invalid.

    Gerry, you are both the most frustrating and best poster on I-A-B. I could not stop laughing at this.
  30. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 6:44 am
    First of all, holygod, you can`t see her face. How do you know she`s ugly? Just because she`s big? Second of all, why is her life miserable? How do you know that either? And finally, stupid? You must know this woman personally?

    Lame post. Lame comment by hg.
  31. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6746 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 8:24 am
    HalfPintRoo

    "How do you know she`s ugly?"

    Let`s call it an educated guess.

    "why is her life miserable?"

    Well, she`s wearing sweat pants in public, and not just to go grocery shopping she is going up court house steps with a sign to INTENTIONALLY be seen by lots of people at something important and her choice was sweat pants. I`m guessing her life isn`t working out the way she wanted. Someone letting themselves go to that degree is also a pretty clear sign of depression and almost a total lack of self respect.

    "And finally, stupid?"

    Yes. She thinks all things are possible with god. I happen to believe that belief in god in itself renders one in that camp in that regard, but even that aside the phrase that "anything" is possible is patently stupid.
  32. Profile photo of nosecret
    nosecret Male 18-29
    62 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 8:52 am
    IAB,
    Your production as of late has been dismal. I find my self reaching the end of my internet browsing way before my coffee is finished.
    This is UNACCEPTABLE AND I DEMAND A REFUND!
    STEP IT UP, MORE CONTENT NOW.
    Oh and thanks for all the good times...that you used to provide.
    Love yah
  33. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 9:36 am
    Gerry, you are a perv. A witty perv, but a perv nonetheless. My toenails shall remain unsullied and pure. And offline.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 9:40 am
    Also... jeez... people. I have to agree, only the gullible think all things are possible with God, and yeah, she is out of shape and sweat pants are not a fashion statement usually.

    But for all you know this poor, pudgy lady could be the nicest person you ever met. I`ve met some pretty clueless fat people, hell, I used to be a clueless fat person, but I was not full of malice like some. Give it a rest, some of you.
  35. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 10:24 am
    go cyber bullys go
    let hear your hate speek.
    go ahead and make fun of her if it makes you fell better about yourself.
  36. Profile photo of mytbozak
    mytbozak Male 30-39
    489 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 11:13 am
    Quit defending fat people IAB guests. Why do you do it? Unless you are fat also. Then I say, loose some weight.
  37. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32803 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 11:40 am
    My toenails shall remain unsullied and pure. And offline.
    @thubanstar: Drats! There goes my plans for today...

    @patchy: (caption contest) "Mom! He followed me home, can I keep him?"
  38. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    @dm2754

    What`s your BMI? And don`t say "it`s not relevant" because it most certainly is.
  39. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6746 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 6:13 pm
    intrigid

    "What`s your BMI?"

    BMI is kinda a s.hitty guage. I have 12% body fat but according to BMI I am "obese".

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    Issame Female 30-39
    112 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 9:32 pm
    Yay! Let`s pick on the fatties!

    *eyeroll*
  41. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 12:32 am
    Issame

    ``Yay! Let`s pick on the fatties!

    *eyeroll*``

    Its an IAB favorite -
    Fatties, religion, guns, politics,
    oh and gays, sure theres a few more
  42. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 12:34 am
    patchgrabber
    Nice idea there
    mods we need a caption contest !!
    on this -


    post it as Gerrys ;-)
  43. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 5:33 am
    Is it `petnapping` if another pet commits the crime?

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