Midday Musicology: Courtney Stodden + Reality

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Entertainment

I-A-B"s favorite childbride JUST released her new song and video today and yes, it"s as batshit awkward as you"d expect.
There are 30 comments:
Male 500
"Produced by Doug Hutchison" oh wow
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Male 500
awkward as poo
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Female 2,525
Was there a single second of that that wasn`t Autotuned?
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Female 4,408
I made it to 1.09 before my eyes started to bleed.
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Female 2,549
She has been around for a.couple of years now. No more a child.
That boy in the vid looks petrified of catching something from her :-)
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Female 631
i like it lol
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Male 15,832
She really sucks, which is the only reasonable explanation of how she got a recording contract.

It just goes to prove, if you Autotune the $#!+ out of a crappy singer, you can turn her into a crappy Autotuned singer.
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Male 10,338
This is horrible, but I`d wreck it.
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Male 48
I bet she makes Doug watch.

Also, the song isn`t bad for what it is.
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Male 878
Who doesn`t love the 80s?
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Male 1,240
No. No no. No no no no no no no no no. No. NO!
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Male 2,216
Kill it with fire while shooting it!!!
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Male 39,887

madduck - you just keep knitting cardi`s for her.
You`ll get points in heaven for that.
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Female 8,045
Gerry- I think the sad thing is she is not in control. I have no issue with stripping, doing whatever with ones body for money on the proviso that there is no coercion and that it is a active, thought out choice. This child is paraded like a zoo animal by her husband and previously ( I assume) by her parents. If she was a smart, savvy woman putting her retirement fund into the bank we could have no argument- but I fear the retirement she is funding is not her own...
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Male 39,887

dubstepdubst, [quote]"I got a boner" [/quote]
Men`s brains.....



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Male 768
Why is IAB giving this nobody attention?
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Male 63
I got a boner


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Male 39,887

Yes, on the one hand she is a total waste of oxygen. A walking cliche of a bimbo who`s private parts inspired the movie "Contagion", but I feel kinda bad for her.

She`s only 18 and she`s been brought up & trained for one thing, to be a tramp. Maybe, like Kelly Bundy, her parents knew she had no brains, no skills and only 1 talent so the`ve done what they could with the only possible career available to her... the oldest profession.

Either that or she just is a slut by nature.
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Male 977
This is the most pathetic useless piece of garbage i`ve heard in a long time, absolutely no musical merit or talent, just a generic piece of pooe. this is what is wrong with popular music these days, and society in general for accepting this as good music.
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Male 6,227
I dunno. I`ll pass on all the obvious comments and just observe that she`s doing a pretty good job of going from nothing to a celebrity of sorts.
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Female 8,045
Oh dear- council estate then. I wish people would call social services. I will knit her a woolly and post- she will be so grateful poor child.
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Male 39,887

madduck, [quote]"makes you wonder what her family is like......." [/quote]
Well her parents sold her to a 50 year old man when she was 16 so . . .
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Female 8,045
She must get awfully cold- she never seems to wear many clothes. Her hair looks like it hasn`t seen a brush for months, it really makes you wonder what her family is like.......
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Male 234
OH BOY! Another auto tune song! I was so worried the world was running low on suck.
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Male 977
This is the most pathetic useless piece of garbage i`ve heard in a long time, absolutely no musical merit or talent, just a generic piece of pooe. this is what is wrong with popular music these days, and society in general for accepting this as good music.
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Male 646
Not any worse than lady gaga, and a lot easier to mastur... I mean look at
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Male 5,811
Reality: I don`t think it means what you think it means.
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Male 39,887

Finally! I think Courtney Stoddens did a really terrific job with this song and it fills a niche society has long needed.

A real punishment for child rapists. One cruel enough to fit the crime - listening to this song!
That should be a deterrent.
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Male 5,314
I`m sure many things are "realer" than your body.
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Male 20,901
Link: Midday Musicology: Courtney Stodden + Reality [Rate Link] - I-A-B`s favorite childbride JUST released her new song and video today and yes, it`s as batshit awkward as you`d expect.
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