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Midday Musicology: Courtney Stodden + Reality


I-A-B”s favorite childbride JUST released her new song and video today and yes, it”s as batshit awkward as you”d expect.

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Date: 02/13/13 11:27 AM

30 Responses to Midday Musicology: Courtney Stodden + Reality

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 13, 2013 at 11:29 am
    Link: Midday Musicology: Courtney Stodden + Reality - I-A-B`s favorite childbride JUST released her new song and video today and yes, it`s as batshit awkward as you`d expect.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    February 13, 2013 at 11:44 am
    I`m sure many things are "realer" than your body.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 13, 2013 at 11:45 am

    Finally! I think Courtney Stoddens did a really terrific job with this song and it fills a niche society has long needed.

    A real punishment for child rapists. One cruel enough to fit the crime - listening to this song!
    That should be a deterrent.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 11:51 am
    Reality: I don`t think it means what you think it means.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 11:57 am
    Not any worse than lady gaga, and a lot easier to mastur... I mean look at
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:02 pm
    This is the most pathetic useless piece of garbage i`ve heard in a long time, absolutely no musical merit or talent, just a generic piece of pooe. this is what is wrong with popular music these days, and society in general for accepting this as good music.
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    monkerz Male 30-39
    199 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:02 pm
    OH BOY! Another auto tune song! I was so worried the world was running low on suck.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:04 pm
    She must get awfully cold- she never seems to wear many clothes. Her hair looks like it hasn`t seen a brush for months, it really makes you wonder what her family is like.......
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    madduck, "makes you wonder what her family is like......."
    Well her parents sold her to a 50 year old man when she was 16 so . . .
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:21 pm
    Oh dear- council estate then. I wish people would call social services. I will knit her a woolly and post- she will be so grateful poor child.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:24 pm
    I dunno. I`ll pass on all the obvious comments and just observe that she`s doing a pretty good job of going from nothing to a celebrity of sorts.
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 12:44 pm
    This is the most pathetic useless piece of garbage i`ve heard in a long time, absolutely no musical merit or talent, just a generic piece of pooe. this is what is wrong with popular music these days, and society in general for accepting this as good music.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    Yes, on the one hand she is a total waste of oxygen. A walking cliche of a bimbo who`s private parts inspired the movie "Contagion", but I feel kinda bad for her.

    She`s only 18 and she`s been brought up & trained for one thing, to be a tramp. Maybe, like Kelly Bundy, her parents knew she had no brains, no skills and only 1 talent so the`ve done what they could with the only possible career available to her... the oldest profession.

    Either that or she just is a slut by nature.
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    dubstepdubst Male 18-29
    63 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 1:14 pm
    I got a boner


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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 1:14 pm
    Why is IAB giving this nobody attention?
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 13, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    dubstepdubst, "I got a boner"
    Men`s brains.....



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    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    Gerry- I think the sad thing is she is not in control. I have no issue with stripping, doing whatever with ones body for money on the proviso that there is no coercion and that it is a active, thought out choice. This child is paraded like a zoo animal by her husband and previously ( I assume) by her parents. If she was a smart, savvy woman putting her retirement fund into the bank we could have no argument- but I fear the retirement she is funding is not her own...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    madduck - you just keep knitting cardi`s for her.
    You`ll get points in heaven for that.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 2:35 pm
    Kill it with fire while shooting it!!!
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    fabarati Male 18-29
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    February 13, 2013 at 3:23 pm
    No. No no. No no no no no no no no no. No. NO!
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 3:31 pm
    Who doesn`t love the 80s?
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    iscariot40 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 4:45 pm
    I bet she makes Doug watch.

    Also, the song isn`t bad for what it is.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 8:59 pm
    This is horrible, but I`d wreck it.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 10:36 pm
    She really sucks, which is the only reasonable explanation of how she got a recording contract.

    It just goes to prove, if you Autotune the $#!+ out of a crappy singer, you can turn her into a crappy Autotuned singer.
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    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    February 13, 2013 at 11:00 pm
    i like it lol
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 1:02 am
    She has been around for a.couple of years now. No more a child.
    That boy in the vid looks petrified of catching something from her :-)
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 1:03 am
    I made it to 1.09 before my eyes started to bleed.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    February 14, 2013 at 12:07 pm
    Was there a single second of that that wasn`t Autotuned?
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 1:11 am
    awkward as poo
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 1:15 am
    "Produced by Doug Hutchison" oh wow

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