Kid Expects Money From Tooth Fairy... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

...Gets written proof that her parents are some of the biggest uptight dicks in the world.
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Female 2,691
Thirty years from now. Nursing home selection. And when the old bag in the next bed steals your dentures, you won`t get a dime, beech.

Now, when I fell asleep and had to come and kiss my babies first thing in the morning, and quickly palm the $$ under the pillow, I think God and Mother Nature forgave me. At least I never had to write any of the kids a check. I mean, just try cashing that one, kiddo.
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Female 470
My mother left me an IOU under my pillow once. *shakes head*
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Male 7,123
It`s very bad parenting to invoke a supernatural being as being the measure of your worth and the ever-prsent observer of your most intimate moments. But that`s just my opinion. When it comes to dental helth care in the youngsters this works for me.
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Male 3,745
whats wrong with this? kid wont clean his room and they decided to give him some incientive. as for the bodies in the bed he probably has his parents sleep with him/her sometimes. its not bad parenting. its not the way i would go about solving the problem, but its not bad parenting.
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Female 4,359
how unimaginative. When i wrote my son a letter of behalf of the tooth fairy after I caught him trying to put his tooth under the pillow for a second night for twice as much cash, I wrote a miniture letter the size of a stamp and made up a silly name for the fairy and used fancy lettering, by hand. I mean, does she think tooth fairies are 6 ft tall and can use the computer?
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Male 3,612
what do you mean terrible mom? she clearly couldnt even find the damn tooth so instead of leaving nothing and destroying the little kids sense of wonder she at least left a note. what would you do if you snuck up to your kids room and couldnt find the damn tooth??
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Male 7,123
There is a deliberate error in that last post. Can you spot it?
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Male 7,123
skullgrin
`because kids learn how to read and comprehend things like this between the ages 4 and 5`

No, that is a 7 to 9 reading age, maybe sightly more. If you have a 4 year old who can read `retrieve` then you have a very gifted child. At that age you would hope cvc`s and a few ccvc`s, the basic consonant digraphs and maybe the very basic vowel digraphs such as `oo` or `ee`. It would be exceptional to have them reading `ie`, `tion`, the plural ending `ies` or the distiction between `ou` and `ow`. And that`s aside from the grammatical complexity of the first sentence alone. How many clauses do you need to cram into a sentence?

If 4 year old`s round your area are reading at that level please let me know your school district so I can move there.
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Male 5,872
At my time of life I need the tooth fairy to bring me a new set of teeth. (oh, and a body transplant while you are here please)
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Male 3,477
"But I can`t read!"
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Male 354
What a crappy mom.
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Male 2,085
It`s about ten years too late. Would have totally used this.
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Male 3,745
Gerry1of1: i got it. good show old boy.

intirigid: try saying "tsk tsk tsk" with your 2 top front teeth missing.
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Male 936
"If the kid can read and comprehend that then why would they still believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus or god?"

because kids learn how to read and comprehend things like this between the ages 4 and 5
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Male 914
@Gerry

Actually no, I don`t.
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Female 9,557
Hey, you do what you can to get the kids to do what you want.
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Male 86
Definitely some liberal moron trying to ruin their kid`s childhood. Lighten the F up Mom!
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Male 3,060
Why is the child being blamed for having too many blankets and pillows? And what the hell is meant by having too many `bodies` in the bed?
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Male 7,123
If the kid can read and comprehend that then why would they still believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus or god?
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Male 39,524

Using the Tooth Fairy as a bargaining chip?
tsk tsk tsk





see what I did there? tee-hee
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Male 1,793
probably happened when the Rock was the tooth fairy..
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Male 11,739
Those parents are definitely dicks. You ground your kids or take away things if they don`t clean their room. You don`t decide to turn the Tooth Fairy into a heartless bitch. They`ll probably give the kid crappy presents for Christmas and have Santa blame it on something the kid did.
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Male 1,293
Sounds good to me. Why "uptight dicks"?
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Male 244
how many "bodies" were in the bed? shouldnt the parents be regulating how many bodies are in their child`s bed before becoming hitler via microsoft word?
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Male 329
Sometimes it takes a carrot to get kids motivated.
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Female 7,981
Bugger that- I wish that had worked. Pretty sure new life form originated under my daughters bed.
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Male 20,822
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