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Date: 02/27/13 01:13 PM

27 Responses to Kid Expects Money From Tooth Fairy… [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2013 at 1:15 pm
    Link: Kid Expects Money From Tooth Fairy... - ...Gets written proof that her parents are some of the biggest uptight dicks in the world.
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    February 27, 2013 at 1:24 pm
    Bugger that- I wish that had worked. Pretty sure new life form originated under my daughters bed.
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    sparki1980 Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2013 at 1:27 pm
    Sometimes it takes a carrot to get kids motivated.
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    EVILLECUTTER Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2013 at 1:49 pm
    how many "bodies" were in the bed? shouldnt the parents be regulating how many bodies are in their child`s bed before becoming hitler via microsoft word?
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2013 at 1:59 pm
    Sounds good to me. Why "uptight dicks"?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 27, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    Those parents are definitely dicks. You ground your kids or take away things if they don`t clean their room. You don`t decide to turn the Tooth Fairy into a heartless bitch. They`ll probably give the kid crappy presents for Christmas and have Santa blame it on something the kid did.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    February 27, 2013 at 2:32 pm
    probably happened when the Rock was the tooth fairy..
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 27, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Using the Tooth Fairy as a bargaining chip?
    tsk tsk tsk





    see what I did there? tee-hee
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6644 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 3:04 pm
    If the kid can read and comprehend that then why would they still believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus or god?
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2013 at 3:04 pm
    Why is the child being blamed for having too many blankets and pillows? And what the hell is meant by having too many `bodies` in the bed?
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    kirbyr98 Male 50-59
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    February 27, 2013 at 3:16 pm
    Definitely some liberal moron trying to ruin their kid`s childhood. Lighten the F up Mom!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2013 at 3:23 pm
    Hey, you do what you can to get the kids to do what you want.
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    intrigid Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2013 at 3:35 pm
    @Gerry

    Actually no, I don`t.
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    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 3:41 pm
    "If the kid can read and comprehend that then why would they still believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus or god?"

    because kids learn how to read and comprehend things like this between the ages 4 and 5
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2013 at 4:27 pm
    Gerry1of1: i got it. good show old boy.

    intirigid: try saying "tsk tsk tsk" with your 2 top front teeth missing.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    It`s about ten years too late. Would have totally used this.
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    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 10:57 pm
    What a crappy mom.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    February 28, 2013 at 12:12 am
    "But I can`t read!"
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    February 28, 2013 at 12:41 am
    At my time of life I need the tooth fairy to bring me a new set of teeth. (oh, and a body transplant while you are here please)
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6644 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 11:47 am
    skullgrin
    `because kids learn how to read and comprehend things like this between the ages 4 and 5`

    No, that is a 7 to 9 reading age, maybe sightly more. If you have a 4 year old who can read `retrieve` then you have a very gifted child. At that age you would hope cvc`s and a few ccvc`s, the basic consonant digraphs and maybe the very basic vowel digraphs such as `oo` or `ee`. It would be exceptional to have them reading `ie`, `tion`, the plural ending `ies` or the distiction between `ou` and `ow`. And that`s aside from the grammatical complexity of the first sentence alone. How many clauses do you need to cram into a sentence?

    If 4 year old`s round your area are reading at that level please let me know your school district so I can move there.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6644 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 11:52 am
    There is a deliberate error in that last post. Can you spot it?
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2013 at 12:27 pm
    what do you mean terrible mom? she clearly couldnt even find the damn tooth so instead of leaving nothing and destroying the little kids sense of wonder she at least left a note. what would you do if you snuck up to your kids room and couldnt find the damn tooth??
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 1:31 pm
    how unimaginative. When i wrote my son a letter of behalf of the tooth fairy after I caught him trying to put his tooth under the pillow for a second night for twice as much cash, I wrote a miniture letter the size of a stamp and made up a silly name for the fairy and used fancy lettering, by hand. I mean, does she think tooth fairies are 6 ft tall and can use the computer?
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2013 at 2:47 pm
    whats wrong with this? kid wont clean his room and they decided to give him some incientive. as for the bodies in the bed he probably has his parents sleep with him/her sometimes. its not bad parenting. its not the way i would go about solving the problem, but its not bad parenting.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6644 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 3:23 pm
    It`s very bad parenting to invoke a supernatural being as being the measure of your worth and the ever-prsent observer of your most intimate moments. But that`s just my opinion. When it comes to dental helth care in the youngsters this works for me.
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
    471 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:14 pm
    My mother left me an IOU under my pillow once. *shakes head*
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    March 4, 2013 at 10:55 pm
    Thirty years from now. Nursing home selection. And when the old bag in the next bed steals your dentures, you won`t get a dime, beech.

    Now, when I fell asleep and had to come and kiss my babies first thing in the morning, and quickly palm the $$ under the pillow, I think God and Mother Nature forgave me. At least I never had to write any of the kids a check. I mean, just try cashing that one, kiddo.

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