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Date: 02/28/13 08:40 AM

18 Responses to Jimmy Carr – Offensive Joke

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:42 am
    Link: Jimmy Carr - Offensive Joke - Do you need more warning? Turn the speekers down real low if you`re at work.
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:44 am
    Thanks Gerry, you know why. ;-)
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Funny.
    He looks soooo pleased with himself. Probably the same face he makes when using that maneuver.
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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:16 am
    *speaker* not speeker.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:36 am

    @ 12chars


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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:41 am
    A man comes home from work and his girlfriend angrily confronts him by saying, "I just found out that you`re a pedophile!"

    The man says, "Pedophile? That`s a pretty big word for an 8 year old."
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    12chars Male 18-29
    906 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:52 am
    Gerry1 that should be spelling Nazi not grammar Nazi. You do realize there is a difference, right?

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 10:00 am

    Q: What`s the best part of having sex with twenty five year old?

    A: There are twenty of them.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 10:28 am
    @12Chars

    This isn`t a job interview. It was pretty well addressed with "Who actually cares?"
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32822 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 10:51 am
    Mildly nasty... but funny!

    @FoolsPrussia: Yours is good too! :-)
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6961 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 11:09 am
    He`s an arsehole, but he`s a funny arsehole. For an offensive comedian who is not a calculating aresehole try Jerry Sadowitz. He`s the real deal.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 12:14 pm
    Well, which is it? 59, or 60?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 1:11 pm
    cheers Lord Jim- went to Youtube, couldn`t find any Sadowitz except one video, not sure about the video but the music was fantastic!!! Questa Notte....Einaudi!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Q: What`s the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
    A: Boy scouts come back from their camps.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Q: What`s the hardest part of playing with children on the beach?
    A: Hiding your errection.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    You guys aren`t getting into the spirit of this at all.
    Well, here`s one more.


    Q: What`s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
    A: Acne doesn`t come on a boys face until he`s 13.

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    fles Male 40-49
    1 post
    March 1, 2013 at 3:25 am
    Statistically 9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    March 4, 2013 at 11:09 pm
    Spock had a child?

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