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Date: 02/24/13 11:49 AM

19 Responses to HOW TO SCARE OFF AN ATTACKER

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 11:49 am
    Link: HOW TO SCARE OFF AN ATTACKER - With rising crime rates, this is information everyone should know.
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    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 12:05 pm
    ...and if he calls your bluff?
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4718 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    Definitely a gerry post.
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 1:41 pm
    Who says it has to be a bluff?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm
    No "NSFW" warning?

    How did he take his pants off so quickly?
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    maxxim Male 30-39
    125 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 2:07 pm
    Crime rates have been steadily dropping for the last 40 years. We are at an all time low right now...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    @ maxxim - thanks for the info.



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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 3:28 pm
    Bloody brilliant
    reminds me of a near fight with a friend and a
    drunk bloke, grabbed my bud, and threatened him
    my mate ``deal, you get me to the ground, drat me over, I get You to the ground, Im going to arse rape you``

    guy backed off, calling him naughty names, job done, didnt know till a year after he was actually gay!
    and oddly enough his name is Gerry
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 3:29 pm
    Pandabee
    ...and if he calls your bluff?
    Its a shag fest!!
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY! GLAD I FOUND THIS POST THE ALL CAPS DEFINITELY HELPED! CAN`T GET ENOUGH CAPS, NOPE THEY ARE THE poo! EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS! AND USE LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! YEAH LOVE THOSE TOO!!!!!!

    ALL CAPS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT GERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    @ he who must not be named
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    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    people get roobed?
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 8:49 pm
    That was how to scare off an attacker?? Well, crap. I had been using that for how to pick up women. No wonder.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    February 24, 2013 at 10:51 pm
    This would be a lot funnier if it weren`t so close to reality.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 25, 2013 at 12:01 am
    Brought to you by the American Erotic Asphyxiation Society.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    February 25, 2013 at 3:35 am
    dblond369: Nothing wrong with being `Roobed`!
    Watch:
    Roobarb
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    February 25, 2013 at 7:16 pm
    i dont think this would work being a girl..
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2685 posts
    February 26, 2013 at 11:52 am
    something tells me this self defense technique would prove ineffective in an american maximum security prison.
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    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    February 26, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    What do I do if your a woman?

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