HOW TO SCARE OFF AN ATTACKER

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago in Funny

With rising crime rates, this is information everyone should know.
There are 19 comments:
Female 155
What do I do if your a woman?
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Male 3,442
something tells me this self defense technique would prove ineffective in an american maximum security prison.
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Female 2,027
i dont think this would work being a girl..
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Male 5,874
dblond369: Nothing wrong with being `Roobed`!
Watch:
Roobarb
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Female 6,381
Brought to you by the American Erotic Asphyxiation Society.
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Male 15,832
This would be a lot funnier if it weren`t so close to reality.
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Male 3,310
That was how to scare off an attacker?? Well, crap. I had been using that for how to pick up women. No wonder.
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Female 178
people get roobed?
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Male 38,511

@ he who must not be named
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Male 1,377
THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY! GLAD I FOUND THIS POST THE ALL CAPS DEFINITELY HELPED! CAN`T GET ENOUGH CAPS, NOPE THEY ARE THE poo! EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS! AND USE LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! YEAH LOVE THOSE TOO!!!!!!

ALL CAPS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT GERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 13,624
Pandabee
...and if he calls your bluff?
Its a shag fest!!
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Male 13,624
Bloody brilliant
reminds me of a near fight with a friend and a
drunk bloke, grabbed my bud, and threatened him
my mate ``deal, you get me to the ground, drat me over, I get You to the ground, Im going to arse rape you``

guy backed off, calling him naughty names, job done, didnt know till a year after he was actually gay!
and oddly enough his name is Gerry
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Male 38,511

@ maxxim - thanks for the info.



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Male 125
Crime rates have been steadily dropping for the last 40 years. We are at an all time low right now...
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Male 37,888
No "NSFW" warning?

How did he take his pants off so quickly?
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Male 620
Who says it has to be a bluff?
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Male 4,893

Definitely a gerry post.
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Female 857
...and if he calls your bluff?
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Male 38,511
Link: HOW TO SCARE OFF AN ATTACKER [Rate Link] - With rising crime rates, this is information everyone should know.
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