How To Get 30 Days In Jail

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Games

Step 1) Be a stupid obnoxious b*tch. Step 2) Repeat step 1
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Female 169
@LordJim

you`re giving her far too much credit
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Male 5,561
@freddyferret,
Your point is, of course, correct. The girl, however, is terribly nervous, likely inexperienced, and quite possibly more than just a bit stupid. As far as she`s concerned he was sending her away when he told her "bye bye". Since that`s a fairly typical way to indicate the end of a meeting (not this type, but, you know) it was reasonable for her to expect that he had just, essentially, told her to leave. He was wrong. Simple as that.
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Male 7,123
He said `Bye bye`, a contraction of Goodbye which is a contraction of `God be with ye` and she responded with `Adios` which means exactly the same thing. At that moment I don`t think she was trying to be smart, she really thought that was it.

She may have been really nervous and responded badly, she may have limited mental capacity or she may have fried her brains too often but the judge seemed to be enjoying himself too much.
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Male 130
"thought u werent allowed to film in court?"

YOU aren`t. Those look like official cameras, with the split screen and date stamp.
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Male 289
..oh yes,acting virginal and seductive as you wear the orange pajamas will help the cause..as she is smacked silly,even pouted...D`aawww
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Female 2,027
thought u werent allowed to film in court?
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Female 2,691

Dear god, I hope it doesn`t breed.
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Male 1,059
You`re out of order! The whole system is out of order!!!

Seriously, though, she`s either on drugs (and lying) or Solvent is right and she`s mentally challenged, probably due to drugs.
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Male 3,578
abuse of power
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Male 219
Disrespect a judge...yeah, always a good idea. She got what she deserved.
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Male 674
They all sound like they are out of order including the judge. Court room clown show for certain!
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Male 2,841
She looks like she has the mental capacity of a five year old.
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Female 30
She was out of line from the beginning and acted as the whole this was a joke she got what she deserved.
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Male 1,920
Here is the News Story. It doesn`t say much you can`t see in the video, but it does fill in some details.
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Female 36
It is astounding to me that there are actually people out there who think this is acceptable behavior in a court room. If there`s only one place that you practice a little decorum in for your whole life, make it the courthouse.
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Male 1,243
Very dodgy legal system on display there.
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Male 335
fudge that...a judge on a power trip. I would love to see karma bit him in the arss.
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Male 2,675
What am I missing here? HE said "bye bye", whether he meant it as you`re excused or not, it`s not hard to understand that she`d take it that way. Punishing her for it is stupid. Flipping him off and telling him f` u ... yeah, that wasa ridiculously stupid on her part.
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Male 1,627
whats wrong with adios?
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Male 6,227
@MacGuffin: I share your disgust for the kinds of abuses of law in the U.S. that you refer to. That said, I`m not convinced that what we see in this video is an abuse of law in any way. Rather, it`s a case of a clueless (or high) young woman and a judge who didn`t bother to throw her a bone.

The whole situation could (and should) have been avoided if the judge had been kind enough and wise enough to issue a "Judge Judy"-style warning: "Young lady, you may not know this but I can have you hauled off to jail for anywhere from one night to several weeks for contempt of court if you don`t answer the questions and don`t stop laughing like an idiot. Do we understand each other?" Most of the times I`ve seen a judge send someone to jail for disrespectful behavior, it`s only after that kind of a stern warning was given.
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Female 2,764
Why does this end there!?!?!? I wanna know what happens next!
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Male 2,390
MacGuffin - You really should be thanking the good ol US of A. Without us your days would be long and boring, and devoid of anything to bitch about.
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Male 216
WOW LOL MACGUFFIN IS SO INCREDIBLY WRONG AND TAKING THINGS WAAAAAY OUT OF CONTEXT HAHAHHAAH! IM CURIOUS WHO IS THIS MACGUFFIN? OOOOOHHHH OF COURSE FEMALE 30-39!!!
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Male 151
Damn! I wanted to see what happened next.

I threw my fist in the air like Judd Nelson at the end!
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Female 2,602
@soundman: So, let me get this right. You`re advocating that being sent to a men`s prison (where they`d likely be raped) is appropriate for mouthy teenage girls? That`d show `em, eh?

This has to be the only place where you`d be able to express that particular warped fantasy and expect to be taken seriously and not be seen as a disgusting old pervert.......oh, wait a minute, this just in: expressing that kind of viewpoint in this context makes no difference whatsoever; it still just makes you an evil old pervert.
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Male 1,377

MacG

She got 30 days for telling the judge "F*ck you" and flipping him off, which is considered contempt of court in the good ol` U.S.A.

For the "Adios" comment she got her bond increased.

Just statin` the facts ma`am.
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Male 2,578
MacGuffin has proven how deranged she really is. This judge`s court is basically North Korea. Yes. Ok.

You can`t make this stuff up.
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Female 2,602
@sqrlz: I`m not sure that civics lessons would really have helped in a nation whose courts refuse to hear cases concerning the torture of its citizens inside military prisons (Jose Padilla) and where Presidents let their pals off seconds after they`ve been convicted of serious offences and before they`ve served so much as a moment in custody (Scooter Libby) , but where an apparently hispanic teenage girl responding "adios" to a judge wishing her "goodbye" can escalate into a thirty day custodial sentence on nothing more than an easily-provoked judge`s say-so. No jury. No defence lawyer. No justice.

Here`s hoping this berobed gobshyt takes his self-entitled attitude out into the Real World and discovers what happens when you try that crap on someone capable of pushing back much harder than he`s capable of shoving.
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Male 1,558
Spoiled little girls that think they are so safe. Put her 30 days in a mexican mens prison. See how roostery she is after that." I have my rights!!" FU
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Male 3,407
insulting some one, whether a politician, judge, or police officer, should not be a criminal offense. incredibly offensive and rude, but not a criminal offense. people of authority should be better than to take insults personally. the woman was an idiot though.
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Female 4,349
lol
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Male 1,230
[quote]Being skinny and cute will not get you out of any serious trouble. I know, I`ve been freakin` adorable all my life and yet I still had troubles :) [/quote]

@Gerry: Has it ever occurred to you that judges of law have a different specialty than judges in beauty contests? You may want to try a different method, like getting under the bench instead of standing in front of it. It`s just a suggestion.

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Male 6,227
This is a mess on a lot of levels. Part of the problem is that I doubt this young woman ever got much of an education in civics. It`s not taught anymore, it seems. Many, if not most, U.S. high school graduates have little understanding of how courts and the law works. (Now, granted, if she was lucky enough to be in a high school where kids were taught about "a nation of laws, and not of men," the appointment of civil defenders, the bail process, and the concept of contempt of court, she probably would have been skipping school that day.)
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Female 2,602
[quote]Court system = kissing a judge`s ass instead of the law. Sounds legit.[/quote]

^^^ This. If you aspire to have courts like this in your society, maybe you should just move to North Korea or somewhere else where personality cults that protect privileged individuals are more important than laws that protect society. Judges like this one will be the first against the wall if you ever acquire enough balls to have another revolution.
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Male 16
@collegebound No.....she`s just an idiot.
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Male 37,888

The 10 thousand was stupid for "adios" but
when you start Effing the judge and crap {whatever she said} you know you`re going to jail.

Being skinny and cute will not get you out of any serious trouble. I know, I`ve been freakin` adorable all my life and yet I still had troubles :)
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Male 3,745
either she is really high or really nervous.
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Male 1,920
I think the judge may have been a little heavy handed, but 30 days isn`t a long time to learn a lesson that will last her a lifetime.
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Male 1,136
It does seem a little harsh.. But seriously, how hard is it to be serious for 10 minutes?
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Male 41
Court system = kissing a judge`s ass instead of the law. Sounds legit.
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Male 1,442
Only way to cure women like that, is for all her friends to leave her and no guy want to be with her. Then she will ether change or kill herself... ether is good.

Sounds harsh but even dumb people in the past knew their behavioural boundaries, even if they picked not to follow them.
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Male 36,400
Idiots all around, but she sure looks stoned at first!
She "sobers up" pretty fast when her bail gets hiked...
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Female 8,044
She got 30 days for telling the judge `F*ck you` and flipping him off.

She had her bond increased from $5000 to $10,000 for acting like it was a joke the whole time and saying `Adios`.

She lost having the public defender as her representation because she stated in a snarky manner that she had `Rick Ross (or Rolls?) amounts of jewelry.

Derp derp, learn how to act in court the hard way.
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Male 11,740
broizfam, He got upset because he wasn`t done yet. She walked away before he had issued his judgement. She needed to wait until he said she could go. He was right to get upset, she shouldn`t have left and if she hadn`t been such an idiot he might have been nicer to her. He is in the position of power, only a moron wouldn`t be respectful to him.
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Male 2,711
Idiot kid, check. Idiot dickhead judge, check.

In my humble opinion, the judge was much more of a "stupid obnoxious b*tch" than the stupid nervous kid. At least she has an excuse, what`s his?
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Male 116
so being ditsy is a punishable offense? I`m not necessarily on her side on this one, but I am definitely against the judge, he was being an ass
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Male 5,561
OK, she`s an idiot. But he said "bye bye" and got pissed off when she left? He`s an idiot, too!
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Male 199
lol, look out judge judy!!
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Female 8,044
Link: How To Get 30 Days In Jail [Rate Link] - Step 1) Be a stupid obnoxious b*tch. Step 2) Repeat step 1
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