How To Become Pope

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

You know, in case you were considering it or anything...
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Male 3,440
i totally knew all this from playing assassins creed 2 and watching the borgias. unfortunately playing assassins creed 2 and brotherhood has spoiled quite a bit for the borgias, but its nothing i wouldnt have learned if a i had payed paid attention in history class.
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Male 3,631
Ferdy`s comment struck me with the urge to imagine what it must be like for all those catholic-affiliated leadership members who have not, nor would ever have anything to do with such heinous activity. Must be terribly mortifying.
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Male 213
PS just seen the ambiguity of that last post. I meant when they appoint you Pope, some priest gropes you, as opposed to being appointed, say,altarboy, when.....oh how about that!
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Male 213
Does that mean they don`t do that thing with the chair with no seat any more, where someone gives you a grope to see if you`ve got, umm, a full set? On the grounds that (a) you might be a woman who snuck through all the previous stages or (b) a eunuch, in which case celibacy is too easy?
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Male 5,874
0:47. `Poof ordained`. (This may explain a lot of things)
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Male 13,624
"Doctor of Divinity"
and yeah being a Dr of nowt been proved helps
that would be a witch Dr then methinks
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Male 13,624
Guessing Hitler youth involvement,
secretive kiddy fiddling
and being very old
will get you in
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Male 1,060
I`ll just start my own cult.
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Female 6,381
A "Doctor of Divinity" seems like such a self-contradictory term. I mean, what? After your Masters, you write a thesis on how many baptisms John performed, your teachers say "Yup!" and you`re a doctor? A doctor of baseless beliefs sort of denigrates the title "doctor," dunnit?
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Male 353
What is this sexist crap?!
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Male 2,762
Cooperate with fascists in killing a few million folks, enable babyrapers to ply their trade, incite folks to deny the right to govern their own bodies or who they can marry, and for giggles and grins- open orphanages in which you beat and torture children.
Not everyone can pull it off, but if you got the stones, then... you da man!
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Male 646
Pope Klaxorz 2013

C`mon IAB, make it happen
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Male 37,803
What? All that work? I`ll just declare myself Pope. I`m sure no one will mind...

Pope 5Cats The First. Nice ring to it, eh?
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Male 38,489

Bea member of the organization, work hard, get promoted.
Got it.







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Male 5,314
LOL Masters in Divinity
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Female 8,044
Link: How To Become Pope [Rate Link] - You know, in case you were considering it or anything...
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