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Date: 02/19/13 03:02 PM

16 Responses to How To Become Pope

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 2:26 pm
    Link: How To Become Pope - You know, in case you were considering it or anything...
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    LOL Masters in Divinity
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 19, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    Bea member of the organization, work hard, get promoted.
    Got it.







    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:07 pm
    What? All that work? I`ll just declare myself Pope. I`m sure no one will mind...

    Pope 5Cats The First. Nice ring to it, eh?
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:18 pm
    Pope Klaxorz 2013

    C`mon IAB, make it happen
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:55 pm
    Cooperate with fascists in killing a few million folks, enable babyrapers to ply their trade, incite folks to deny the right to govern their own bodies or who they can marry, and for giggles and grins- open orphanages in which you beat and torture children.
    Not everyone can pull it off, but if you got the stones, then... you da man!
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 6:51 pm
    What is this sexist crap?!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 7:38 pm
    A "Doctor of Divinity" seems like such a self-contradictory term. I mean, what? After your Masters, you write a thesis on how many baptisms John performed, your teachers say "Yup!" and you`re a doctor? A doctor of baseless beliefs sort of denigrates the title "doctor," dunnit?
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1050 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 11:04 pm
    I`ll just start my own cult.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 2:47 am
    Guessing Hitler youth involvement,
    secretive kiddy fiddling
    and being very old
    will get you in
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    February 20, 2013 at 2:50 am
    "Doctor of Divinity"
    and yeah being a Dr of nowt been proved helps
    that would be a witch Dr then methinks
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 11:00 am
    0:47. `Poof ordained`. (This may explain a lot of things)
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    kvetcher Male 50-59
    213 posts
    February 21, 2013 at 11:54 am
    Does that mean they don`t do that thing with the chair with no seat any more, where someone gives you a grope to see if you`ve got, umm, a full set? On the grounds that (a) you might be a woman who snuck through all the previous stages or (b) a eunuch, in which case celibacy is too easy?
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    kvetcher Male 50-59
    213 posts
    February 21, 2013 at 1:09 pm
    PS just seen the ambiguity of that last post. I meant when they appoint you Pope, some priest gropes you, as opposed to being appointed, say,altarboy, when.....oh how about that!
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    February 21, 2013 at 6:46 pm
    Ferdy`s comment struck me with the urge to imagine what it must be like for all those catholic-affiliated leadership members who have not, nor would ever have anything to do with such heinous activity. Must be terribly mortifying.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2787 posts
    February 22, 2013 at 5:38 am
    i totally knew all this from playing assassins creed 2 and watching the borgias. unfortunately playing assassins creed 2 and brotherhood has spoiled quite a bit for the borgias, but its nothing i wouldnt have learned if a i had payed paid attention in history class.

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