How Dare Mormons Ruin Bubble Wrap [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

Don"t ever compare the awesomeness of bubble wrap with anything--ever.
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Female 2,415
A big freaking joint and friends with which to smoke it...
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Female 4,084
@spermninja. you forgot DIE HARD movies and LSD.
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Male 1,243
Those who know, know the truth, those who don`t, can always sleuth...
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Male 1,218
Great pic, Gerry.
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Female 1,803
"Sure there is.. Blowjobs, Cocaine, Cold Beer, Heavy Metal, Coffee, Pre-marital Sex, Swearing, Hot Goth Chicks, Prescription Painkillers, Masturbating, Vengeance, Harry Potter Movies... there`s quite a few things more enjoyable than the love of Christ"

You forgot BACON!
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Male 646
A guy fell 30 ft onto a bunch of bubble-wrap

Bubble-wrap and duck tape keep the world together
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Male 459
Sure there is.. Blowjobs, Cocaine, Cold Beer, Heavy Metal, Coffee, Pre-marital Sex, Swearing, Hot Goth Chicks, Prescription Painkillers, Masturbating, Vengeance, Harry Potter Movies... there`s quite a few things more enjoyable than the love of Christ
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Male 296
I dunno... punching overly self-righteous people in the face has to be up there too.
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Male 2,436
Fun thing to do with bubble wrap- fold it up and put it in front of a tire of someone`s car.
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Male 22
Religion is for suckers.
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Male 1,558
Why don`t they keep this s hit to themselves
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Male 1,558
Why don`t they keep this s hit to themsleves
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Male 2,085
That`s a pretty bold statement.
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Male 3,908
@markust123 - It was a pretty surreal experience for me because up until then I`ve never been to a show like that, not even a high school drama club performance. Went with my girlfriend, brother & his girlfriend to a Saturday night show and the first thing I noticed was how out-of-place we looked. I roll up in a Marshall Amps T-shirt & camo shorts wearing a ball cap and everyone else in the theater is dressed like they`re out for a night on the town. We were sitting next to an older couple, in their 70`s I`m guessing, so I thought it would be awkward but they were laughing their a$$es off too!
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Male 5,004
I saw The Book of Mormon two weeks ago in Seattle @whodat6484. Even the non-Broadway version was awesome. It sold out really fast. We were literally in the last row. But we were there.
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Male 586
Jehovahs Witnesses are going to have to step up their game.
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Male 70
The only thing more satisfying than a square of bubble wrap is suffocating a mormon with said bubble wrap.
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Male 3,908
If you get a chance to see the "Book of Mormon" musical made by the South Park guys I highly recommend it. I was lucky enough to get tickets and see it when it first came out before it became so popular and there was a 6 month waiting list for tickets to the show on Broadway in NYC. It`s the funniest f*cking thing I`ve ever seen in my life!

Here`s a clip of them doing the song "I Believe" from the 2011 Tony Awards show.

The best & probably most blasphemous song is called "Hasa Diga Eebowai" which they say translates to "F*ck you, God" from whatever African language they speak.
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Male 9,749
randomxnp

"you cannot enjoy the satisfaction of a natural impulse?"

Religion is founded on the denial of natural impulse.
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Male 39,902

Having experienced both, I`ll go with bubble wrap.
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Male 1,293
Errrrmmmm ... in what way have they ruined it? Are you so sensitive to religious messages that you cannot enjoy the satisfaction of a natural impulse?
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Male 20,903
Link: How Dare Mormons Ruin Bubble Wrap [Pic] [Rate Link] - Don`t ever compare the awesomeness of bubble wrap with anything--ever.
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