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Date: 02/07/13 12:31 PM

23 Responses to How Dare Mormons Ruin Bubble Wrap [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2013 at 12:33 pm
    Link: How Dare Mormons Ruin Bubble Wrap - Don`t ever compare the awesomeness of bubble wrap with anything--ever.
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 1:02 pm
    Errrrmmmm ... in what way have they ruined it? Are you so sensitive to religious messages that you cannot enjoy the satisfaction of a natural impulse?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    February 7, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    Having experienced both, I`ll go with bubble wrap.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2013 at 1:17 pm
    randomxnp

    "you cannot enjoy the satisfaction of a natural impulse?"

    Religion is founded on the denial of natural impulse.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 1:52 pm
    If you get a chance to see the "Book of Mormon" musical made by the South Park guys I highly recommend it. I was lucky enough to get tickets and see it when it first came out before it became so popular and there was a 6 month waiting list for tickets to the show on Broadway in NYC. It`s the funniest f*cking thing I`ve ever seen in my life!

    Here`s a clip of them doing the song "I Believe" from the 2011 Tony Awards show.

    The best & probably most blasphemous song is called "Hasa Diga Eebowai" which they say translates to "F*ck you, God" from whatever African language they speak.
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    SageBlue Male 30-39
    70 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 2:04 pm
    The only thing more satisfying than a square of bubble wrap is suffocating a mormon with said bubble wrap.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 2:24 pm
    Jehovahs Witnesses are going to have to step up their game.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 2:25 pm
    I saw The Book of Mormon two weeks ago in Seattle @whodat6484. Even the non-Broadway version was awesome. It sold out really fast. We were literally in the last row. But we were there.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    February 7, 2013 at 2:40 pm
    @markust123 - It was a pretty surreal experience for me because up until then I`ve never been to a show like that, not even a high school drama club performance. Went with my girlfriend, brother & his girlfriend to a Saturday night show and the first thing I noticed was how out-of-place we looked. I roll up in a Marshall Amps T-shirt & camo shorts wearing a ball cap and everyone else in the theater is dressed like they`re out for a night on the town. We were sitting next to an older couple, in their 70`s I`m guessing, so I thought it would be awkward but they were laughing their a$$es off too!
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 3:26 pm
    That`s a pretty bold statement.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    Why don`t they keep this s hit to themsleves
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 3:55 pm
    Why don`t they keep this s hit to themselves
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    mjbarnhart Male 40-49
    22 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 4:47 pm
    Religion is for suckers.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 5:03 pm
    Fun thing to do with bubble wrap- fold it up and put it in front of a tire of someone`s car.
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    pirhomaniak Male 30-39
    210 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 6:00 pm
    I dunno... punching overly self-righteous people in the face has to be up there too.
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    SpermNinja81 Male 30-39
    459 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 6:59 pm
    Sure there is.. Blowjobs, Cocaine, Cold Beer, Heavy Metal, Coffee, Pre-marital Sex, Swearing, Hot Goth Chicks, Prescription Painkillers, Masturbating, Vengeance, Harry Potter Movies... there`s quite a few things more enjoyable than the love of Christ
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 7:26 pm
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 9:05 pm
    A guy fell 30 ft onto a bunch of bubble-wrap

    Bubble-wrap and duck tape keep the world together
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 9:45 pm
    "Sure there is.. Blowjobs, Cocaine, Cold Beer, Heavy Metal, Coffee, Pre-marital Sex, Swearing, Hot Goth Chicks, Prescription Painkillers, Masturbating, Vengeance, Harry Potter Movies... there`s quite a few things more enjoyable than the love of Christ"

    You forgot BACON!
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 9:25 am
    Great pic, Gerry.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    Those who know, know the truth, those who don`t, can always sleuth...
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 8:39 pm
    @spermninja. you forgot DIE HARD movies and LSD.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    February 9, 2013 at 11:43 am
    A big freaking joint and friends with which to smoke it...

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