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Date: 02/06/13 04:14 PM

37 Responses to Hey I Found My Keys [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 4:17 pm
    Link: Hey I Found My Keys - Just had to retrace my steps....(and you thought Lego pieces were bad)
  2. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 4:37 pm
    *cringe* Oooh ow ow ow....
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Master of Keyrate.
  4. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 4:52 pm
    Jesus Christ!!
  5. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 4:54 pm
    I can just see the panic he had earlier, "Do I leave it in or pull it out? Leave it in or pull it out?" I think we all learned from Steve Irwin to leave it in.
  6. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 4:56 pm
    Is he one of the Keystone Cops? Damn you Gerry! Now you have me doing it.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    Ani187 - don`t you mean "Keysus Christ!"
  8. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:12 pm
    Dr Scholl`s told me this was the key to comfortable feet.
  9. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    His car has the factory optional "kick starter".
  10. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:38 pm
    Student: Master I`ve finally mastered my key like you said!

    Master: I said chi not key you idiot!
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    Dear Valentine, you have the key to my sole.
  12. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:42 pm
    Here is the video if you want to know how it happened:

    How to Get a Car Key Stuck in your Foot
  13. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    I wonder if he hit the panic button. Does he need a doctor, or a lock smith?
  14. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 6:51 pm
    Ow. Ooooooow.
  15. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 7:40 pm
    Is it really sharp enough to do that???
  16. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 7:51 pm
    Yikes!
  17. Profile photo of TheGuySmiley
    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 8:06 pm
    ouch.


    on a side note idk why people are posting pics then someone in the comments posts a video... should the IAB guys automatically upgrade the post to that person`s video?
  18. Profile photo of Forplay2k
    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    648 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm
    Karate demonstration gone wrong, keys as a weapon done right.
  19. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 9:29 pm
    I notice a sorta frozen Babinksi reflex there. I`d probably do the same. And make lots of noise. 8-[
  20. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 9:32 pm
    Oh no no no no no no no no no.
  21. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    February 6, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    TheGuySmiley - Knock it off! That sort of common sense has no place here at IAB!
  22. Profile photo of Boresome
    Boresome Male 30-39
    81 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 12:07 am
    Theres a toyota commercial somewhere in this ,,
    Razor sharp designs
    Our keys can hurt people? ,,

    suggestions?
  23. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 12:18 am
    oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
  24. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 1:32 am
    I don`t think it`s as bad as it locks.
  25. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 1:55 am
    ``How to Get a Car Key Stuck in your Foot``
    HOW??
    I dont want to know how to get a key stuck in my foot

    I need no advice or footage (pardon the pun)
    on how to get a ignition key jammed in my sole
  26. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 2:07 am
    Lego needs to up his game
  27. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 3:41 am
    He`s dead locky to be alive
  28. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 5:26 am
    That`s a double oouch
  29. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 7:28 am
    "He`s dead locky to be alive"

    Very.... he was the sole survivor.
  30. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 7:42 am
    @listy haha...indeed, quite a feet and a key turning point for him no doubt
  31. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 10:05 am
    :D

    I hope they`ve taken it out now and told him to let it heal and not to try picking it.
  32. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 11:12 am
    That was quite a feet...
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    "Walk it off"

    He has to, he can`t start the car that way.
  34. Profile photo of frnttrndy
    frnttrndy Male 50-59
    49 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 4:40 pm
    Only drove 1 foot
  35. Profile photo of pirhomaniak
    pirhomaniak Male 30-39
    210 posts
    February 7, 2013 at 6:54 pm
    Crank it - see if he turns over.
  36. Profile photo of Badenov
    Badenov Male 70 & Over
    263 posts
    February 8, 2013 at 9:15 pm
    And this is why you should always take the keyless entry option.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    February 9, 2013 at 9:45 am

    How many more sensless key deaths will we tolerate before this country has a serious dialogue about Key Control? No one needs a key that large, it`s only designed to do one thing!

    I call for a ban on all assault keys and a background check before you can get keys. Also keychains holding more than 5 keys should be outlawed.

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