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Date: 02/17/13 10:02 AM

33 Responses to Guy Takes On A Cactus… WWE Style

  1. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:03 am
    Link: Guy Takes On A Cactus... WWE Style - I don`t know. Does this count as an epic fail?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:17 am

    He should be put to death.
    No one that stupid can be allowed to pollute the gene pool.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:20 am
    Yes, I believe that it does count as an epic fail unless one is scrutinizing the idiot on his excellent pig squealing mimicry.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6963 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:28 am
    One assumes he had something substantial protecting his tackle.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:28 am
    Now I really get the meaning of "screaming like a stuck pig".

    BTW for anyone who hasn`t seen it yet, it has a poo load of swearing...
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    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:37 am
    no.. a fail is when you try to do something and it genuinely goes wrong and not as expected.. this was completely planned, planning to get hurt and then getting hurt is not a fail, it is a success.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:39 am
    Owwww... Some of those went deep!
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:51 am
    "One assumes he had something substantial protecting his tackle."

    Not that I`d ever do something like this, but if I were to, goggles would be the second and last of the absolutely required personal protective equipment required. A steel cup would be the first.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:56 am
    I would say epically stupid, but not a fail.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 11:03 am
    One of those bushes under every window would be very effective home protection.
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 11:06 am
    When I saw this, I thought "It could be an epic fail" but I consider epic fails to be accidental. This idiot did it on purpose. This is more of a "Darwin Awards runner-up" type of thing.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 11:32 am

    This really strikes me as insane. He`s lucky he didn`t perforate an eyeball or his aorta or sciatic nerve. I`ve got to think it was more of an ordeal than he was expecting.
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    708 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 12:16 pm
    Weird Al could add another line to his song "Dare to Be Stupid" just for this guy.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 12:55 pm
    " I said I`d do it, so I did it." f uck you moron, why didn`t you say you`d read war and peace or something. I felt sorry for him unti he stared to squeal like a stuck pig, then I laughed...
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 2:20 pm
    What the feck did he THINK would happen?! Holy crap, what a lunatic.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 3:56 pm


    Listen to that squeal!
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 5:13 pm
    Give it two days and he`ll be a walking infection.
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    schooner Male 30-39
    24 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 6:51 pm
    Makes me proud to be an Australian.
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    misfit77 Male 30-39
    89 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 9:58 pm
    where was the carbonation?
  20. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    February 17, 2013 at 10:58 pm
    Wow he should have just gone to sleep
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 12:37 am
    His "friends" should have slapped another branch on his back when he was on the floor. I don`t understand why this had to stop at jumping into the cactus. :(
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    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 1:10 am
    squeals like a pig
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1092 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 1:46 am
    Well, what did this dummy think would happen if he jumped into a giant cactus. I wonder if he would back up and do that over again? I bet he was the talk of the E.R. that day.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 1:50 am
    Hard to soft in 5 seconds,
    big bloody pansy
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    Randy4861 Male 40-49
    187 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 4:21 am
    squeal like a pig...SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!
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    baradhili Male 40-49
    164 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 6:05 am
    epic fail, totally epic
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 7:06 am
    Cactus: 1
    Idiot: 0
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 8:27 am
    pussy
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 9:23 am
    Oh look, an art project!
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    h4krChik Female 40-49
    86 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 11:02 am
    The guy is chasing the Darwin award, obviously.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 12:12 pm
    squeal like a stuck pig
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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    546 posts
    February 18, 2013 at 3:29 pm
    fail of his brain?
  33. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 11:36 pm
    PRAY THAT HE IS STERILE.

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