Guy Takes On A Cactus... WWE Style

Submitted by: gary8162 4 years ago in Funny

I don"t know. Does this count as an epic fail?
There are 33 comments:
Female 2,691
PRAY THAT HE IS STERILE.
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Male 557
fail of his brain?
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Male 646
squeal like a stuck pig
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Female 86
The guy is chasing the Darwin award, obviously.
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Male 907
Oh look, an art project!
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Male 4,163
pussy
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Male 5,811
Cactus: 1
Idiot: 0
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Male 164
epic fail, totally epic
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Male 186
squeal like a pig...SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!
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Male 13,630
Hard to soft in 5 seconds,
big bloody pansy
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Female 1,234
Well, what did this dummy think would happen if he jumped into a giant cactus. I wonder if he would back up and do that over again? I bet he was the talk of the E.R. that day.
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Male 684
squeals like a pig
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Male 567
His "friends" should have slapped another branch on his back when he was on the floor. I don`t understand why this had to stop at jumping into the cactus. :(
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Male 1,136
Wow he should have just gone to sleep
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Male 89
where was the carbonation?
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Male 24
Makes me proud to be an Australian.
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Male 965
Give it two days and he`ll be a walking infection.
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Male 2,841


Listen to that squeal!
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Male 2,711
What the feck did he THINK would happen?! Holy crap, what a lunatic.
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Female 4,359
" I said I`d do it, so I did it." f uck you moron, why didn`t you say you`d read war and peace or something. I felt sorry for him unti he stared to squeal like a stuck pig, then I laughed...
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Male 1,248
Weird Al could add another line to his song "Dare to Be Stupid" just for this guy.
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Male 6,227

This really strikes me as insane. He`s lucky he didn`t perforate an eyeball or his aorta or sciatic nerve. I`ve got to think it was more of an ordeal than he was expecting.
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Male 946
When I saw this, I thought "It could be an epic fail" but I consider epic fails to be accidental. This idiot did it on purpose. This is more of a "Darwin Awards runner-up" type of thing.
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Female 1,803
One of those bushes under every window would be very effective home protection.
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Male 1,586
I would say epically stupid, but not a fail.
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Male 1,268
"One assumes he had something substantial protecting his tackle."

Not that I`d ever do something like this, but if I were to, goggles would be the second and last of the absolutely required personal protective equipment required. A steel cup would be the first.
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Male 1,341
Owwww... Some of those went deep!
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Male 642
no.. a fail is when you try to do something and it genuinely goes wrong and not as expected.. this was completely planned, planning to get hurt and then getting hurt is not a fail, it is a success.
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Male 1,803
Now I really get the meaning of "screaming like a stuck pig".

BTW for anyone who hasn`t seen it yet, it has a poo load of swearing...
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Male 7,123
One assumes he had something substantial protecting his tackle.
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Male 2,549
Yes, I believe that it does count as an epic fail unless one is scrutinizing the idiot on his excellent pig squealing mimicry.
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Male 39,602

He should be put to death.
No one that stupid can be allowed to pollute the gene pool.
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Male 946
Link: Guy Takes On A Cactus... WWE Style [Rate Link] - I don`t know. Does this count as an epic fail?
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