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Date: 02/19/13 05:41 PM

34 Responses to Good Deeds Do Come Back [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm
    Link: Good Deeds Do Come Back - Faith in humanity restored.
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:46 pm
    This guy gives Fancylad a run for his money
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:47 pm
    I really hope this is true.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 5:50 pm
    So I guess I should give everything I own to crackhead suzy down the street then.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32822 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 6:11 pm
    It would be nice if it were true, but I seriously doubt it.
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    Faith in humanity ? What side of the door are you on? Having ( unfortunately) been on both sides at some point, and a second time just to see if I missed something. Handouts are what people do so they feel better about themselves. offering that same $30 at once to buy a pair of shoes or a jacket or similar is a hand up, not a hand out. Better yet, just once in your life, take a homeless person that needs help and get them cleaned up and back on track. Sometimes it takes no money at all. Just a bit of your time and a little bit of Humanity. We could all gain from something so simple. Like nuking N Korea. Why wait when we can fix any future problems now. Here`s a little help guys, we have lots of unused bombs, Save the money building and testing, we will just come by and drop off all our old ones. Handout and a handup at the same time. They save money and we get rid of junk. Opp`s forgot to take out the trigger
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    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 8:10 pm
    he then proceeded to give her hep c.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 9:01 pm
    One time I gave a homeless person a dollar.

    He said, "I need about tree fiddy."

    "What?" I asked.

    "I need about tree fiddy," he repeated.

    On closer inspection, I was horrified to find out that this was no homeless person at all; it was the goddamned LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 9:58 pm
    Today I gave a homeless guy my pack of smokes. That`s all I got.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a provacative smile.

    Then I walked off with her cardboard box.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night.

    He told me to piss off and buy my own.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    I used to volunteer in a soup kitchen.

    At closing time, they get quite resentful when you say, "Come on, some of us have got homes to go to."
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    I was gonna give my change to a homeless guy today, but his sign said "ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU."

    So I held onto it, just in case he was right
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    February 19, 2013 at 10:21 pm
    I can`t believe OldOllie watches south park. You`ve just vindicated yourself in my book.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 12:01 am
    Did he saw that all he saw was GREAT EXPECATIONS FOR HER?

    And did later, an anomonous benefactor pre-pay her schooling so that should become a proper lady of high-society working with Ms. Wikersham?

    Also a southpark reference here...
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 12:07 am
    One time in France I was confronted by a gaggle of gypsy children, pleading for help. Little did they know that not 20 minutes prior I had seen their head gypsy yelling at them all to listen up and learn the proper way to grift.

    See I had overhead them all speaking perfect english as they planned. They clearly targeted the english speakers with their tales of sorrow.

    Some approached me, asked if I spoke english, to which I replied in my normal american accent, "I`m sorry, I don`t speak engligh," and walked away, speaking english to my wife as we moved on.

    Watch out for them. The scam is for the talking to engage you in conversation, while her hoard of gypsy children sneek up from being and pick your pockets. Luckily for me, all my cash and cards was in a pouch around my neck under my shirt. Yes, I was a tourist, there to see the sites and also protect my money - nothing more.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 12:18 am
    I`m tired of completely unverifiable internet stories. They`re probably not true. I could take a picture of a hundred bill and type a heart warming paragraph onto the picture and it would reach #1 on reedit. How fickle the people can be.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 12:38 am
    Welcome to the 21st century
    a world of scamming and caddishness
    rather like the last few hundred years mind
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 1:49 am
    OldOllie

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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 2:10 am
    pmsl Gerry... I like those.


    I saw a homeless guy once and the top of his coat was moving and shaking about and people were throwing their change into it.

    I asked him if it happened a lot and he said

    Yes...it`s my lively hood.




    Ah...the old ones are the best. Especially if they`re Tommy Cooper`s.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 4:31 am
    After throwing about a pound in change that I had to a homeless guy he said, is that it? F*** em, I`ve never bothered since.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 4:41 am
    We were on our way home from grocery shopping when we saw a guy holding a sign. Something along the lines of "please help, very hungry." We gave him a loaf of bread, he gave us a disgusted looked and tossed it over his shoulder.

    Another time, guy was begging on a street corner, I stopped at the light making my turn and informed him that the gas station down the road was hiring. He told me to f*ck off.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 5:35 am
    Yay! Now that can buy more pooty bling from H&M!
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 6:01 am
    aww
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 6:23 am

    Andrew155, "I`m tired of completely unverifiable internet stories."
    "The problem with Internet Quotes is they are most likely made up." - Abraham Lincoln
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 6:38 am
    I bet you saw that quote on the internet didn`t you Gerry. Gotta be true if it`s on the internet
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 6:59 am
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 7:44 am
    Gerry... it`s " Never believe what you read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln".

    At least quote the fake quote correctly.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 7:51 am
    Now he`s twenty dollars in the hole...gee, I wonder how he ever became homeless in the first place.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 8:03 am

    tedgp - I am quoting him correctly!
    He said to me personally {we were very close}.
    You weren`t even there!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 10:04 am
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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 11:33 am

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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 1:35 pm
    I hope it`s true.
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    February 20, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    If I were homeless {and I still could be one day, you never know}
    my sign will say, "You`d need a drink too if you had my life!"


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