F-313 Cockpit Analysis [Pic]

Submitted by: Squrlz4Sale 3 years ago Tech

Expert analysis reveals that America ought to take the threat of Iran"s F-313 seriously. By our own Squrlz4Sale.
There are 31 comments:
Male 14,774
Not an F-35:

(1) not enough duct tape.
(2) no XXXXL seatbelt extender.
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Male 559

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Male 646
ha, gerry`s a racist poo
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Male 5,608
"Cassette Player" looks like a 2 meter band radio from the 90`s. Useless in a jet.
Below that IS a CD player.

Two screens down from there looks like a 400Mhz two-way radio. Still useless in a jet.

The two small screens on either side look to be PID temp controllers: Gonna` heat some boilers?

You could fly-by-wire but, those look like touch screens that can`t be used while wearing gloves.

You know... I don`t see engine controls...
And why is "Danger" in English?...

I get it! I know what this is!! I feel better about dinner jackets. ;-)
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Male 6,227

... so glad this post could be a test lab for the "cock" filter... LOL...
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Male 1,497
It that packing tape on the joystick?
Thats not what she said.
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Male 37,888

Okay, that loop hole only works for
cock. The more you know . . .
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Male 37,888

cockpit roosterpits
cockpits roosterpit

How odd. If it`s at the beginning of the line it`s okay, but not later in the sentance. I wonder what else it works on

drat
mean person
I am a racist!
poo
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Male 185
That roosterpit is as fake as all their other bull sh*t "weapons" programs.
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Male 13,624
fecking bloody rooster c ock crap arse fanny and testes rot
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Male 13,624
Its certainly scared me
by rooster bloody scary roosterpit
oh rooster!!
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Female 6,381
All but roosterpit! X-D What a stupid censorbot.
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Female 6,381
Cockpit, roostertail, roosteramamie, rooster-a-doodle-do, roosterade, roosterer spaniel, roosteratiel, roosteratoo, roostereyed, roosterle, roosterney.
Okay, Mantistador, let`s see how many get censored.
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Male 2,199
really... they block c**kpits? wow...
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Male 2,199
ive seen better roosterpits in flight sims from the 1990s
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Male 3,061
Is that an 8 track player below the three screens?
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Male 3,431
The government of Iran has now sunk to the level of a Cargo Cult.
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Male 6,227

@Gerry: You`ve outed me: I`m an espionage rodent, willing to work for the highest bidder (thus the name).

@Whodat: Thanks. And yes, the subject`s been begging for satire. I couldn`t resist. =^.^=
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Male 3,909
@Squrlz4Sale - Nicely done, hahaha! I was thinking about doing something like this too. I was surprised at the lack of F-313 jokes online, I expected a story like this to be the target of more jokes than it has been so far.
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Male 37,888

Nice undercover work getting that photo Secret Squirel.
But you unwitingly revealed your secret identiy!
Which is {DUM DUM DUUUUUUU!!!} Squrlz4Sale !!!!


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Male 1,237
fake
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Male 6,227

@5Cats: Thanks. I basically put this together based on the I-A-B comments from the original F-313 post.

@Gerry: Why, yes, I think it is! LOL. Clearly that`s what the midget pilot uses to guide him to the TargetTarget.
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Male 36,407
Very nice @Squrlz4! Very nice indeed.

(I was wondering what that thing behind the seat was...)
(mmmm, egg salad sammich!)
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Male 37,888

"roosterpit" ... [quote]facepalm[/quote] " c o c k p i t " dagnabit!
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Male 37,888

Forward roosterpit gadget panel - small screen on far left.
Is that a TomTom ?
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Male 1,793
what no cup holder...
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Male 6,227
@Supermoo: *Discreet*. Got it--thanks! =^.^=
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Male 1,268
"So advanced it doesn`t need a throttle."

Obviously this is all just model work, but I`m fairly certain the model makers wouldn`t forget such a key detail. As such, like all throttles, it`s found somewhere on the left hand console panels. None of which is visible as the entirety of this roosterpit is made to fit a child.
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Male 22
*discreet

Also lol
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Male 762
So advanced it doesn`t need a throttle.
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Male 6,227
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