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Date: 02/27/13 02:58 PM

31 Responses to F-313 Cockpit Analysis [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 2:58 pm
    Link: F-313 Cockpit Analysis - Expert analysis reveals that America ought to take the threat of Iran`s F-313 seriously. By our own Squrlz4Sale.
  2. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    So advanced it doesn`t need a throttle.
  3. Profile photo of supermoo9999
    supermoo9999 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 3:41 pm
    *discreet

    Also lol
  4. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 3:42 pm
    "So advanced it doesn`t need a throttle."

    Obviously this is all just model work, but I`m fairly certain the model makers wouldn`t forget such a key detail. As such, like all throttles, it`s found somewhere on the left hand console panels. None of which is visible as the entirety of this roosterpit is made to fit a child.
  5. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 3:44 pm
    @Supermoo: *Discreet*. Got it--thanks! =^.^=
  6. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 4:00 pm
    what no cup holder...
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Forward roosterpit gadget panel - small screen on far left.
    Is that a TomTom ?
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    "roosterpit" ... facepalm " c o c k p i t " dagnabit!
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33147 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm
    Very nice @Squrlz4! Very nice indeed.

    (I was wondering what that thing behind the seat was...)
    (mmmm, egg salad sammich!)
  10. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    @5Cats: Thanks. I basically put this together based on the I-A-B comments from the original F-313 post.

    @Gerry: Why, yes, I think it is! LOL. Clearly that`s what the midget pilot uses to guide him to the TargetTarget.
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 4:54 pm
    fake
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Nice undercover work getting that photo Secret Squirel.
    But you unwitingly revealed your secret identiy!
    Which is {DUM DUM DUUUUUUU!!!} Squrlz4Sale !!!!


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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 5:00 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale - Nicely done, hahaha! I was thinking about doing something like this too. I was surprised at the lack of F-313 jokes online, I expected a story like this to be the target of more jokes than it has been so far.
  14. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    @Gerry: You`ve outed me: I`m an espionage rodent, willing to work for the highest bidder (thus the name).

    @Whodat: Thanks. And yes, the subject`s been begging for satire. I couldn`t resist. =^.^=
  15. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 6:17 pm
    The government of Iran has now sunk to the level of a Cargo Cult.
  16. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 7:54 pm
    Is that an 8 track player below the three screens?
  17. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 8:45 pm
    ive seen better roosterpits in flight sims from the 1990s
  18. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 8:46 pm
    really... they block c**kpits? wow...
  19. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 10:31 pm
    Cockpit, roostertail, roosteramamie, rooster-a-doodle-do, roosterade, roosterer spaniel, roosteratiel, roosteratoo, roostereyed, roosterle, roosterney.
    Okay, Mantistador, let`s see how many get censored.
  20. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    February 27, 2013 at 10:33 pm
    All but roosterpit! X-D What a stupid censorbot.
  21. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 1:33 am
    Its certainly scared me
    by rooster bloody scary roosterpit
    oh rooster!!
  22. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 1:35 am
    fecking bloody rooster c ock crap arse fanny and testes rot
  23. Profile photo of blk954
    blk954 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 6:42 am
    That roosterpit is as fake as all their other bull sh*t "weapons" programs.
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 6:43 am

    cockpit roosterpits
    cockpits roosterpit

    How odd. If it`s at the beginning of the line it`s okay, but not later in the sentance. I wonder what else it works on

    drat
    mean person
    I am a racist!
    poo
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 6:44 am

    Okay, that loop hole only works for
    cock. The more you know . . .
  26. Profile photo of Mikeoxsbiggg
    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 8:27 am
    It that packing tape on the joystick?
    Thats not what she said.
  27. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:28 am

    ... so glad this post could be a test lab for the "cock" filter... LOL...
  28. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:29 am
    "Cassette Player" looks like a 2 meter band radio from the 90`s. Useless in a jet.
    Below that IS a CD player.

    Two screens down from there looks like a 400Mhz two-way radio. Still useless in a jet.

    The two small screens on either side look to be PID temp controllers: Gonna` heat some boilers?

    You could fly-by-wire but, those look like touch screens that can`t be used while wearing gloves.

    You know... I don`t see engine controls...
    And why is "Danger" in English?...

    I get it! I know what this is!! I feel better about dinner jackets. ;-)
  29. Profile photo of klaxor
    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 9:58 am
    ha, gerry`s a racist poo
  30. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    February 28, 2013 at 3:03 pm

  31. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    March 3, 2013 at 11:50 pm
    Not an F-35:

    (1) not enough duct tape.
    (2) no XXXXL seatbelt extender.

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