Dinosaurs: Satan`s Greatest Trick [Pic]

Submitted by: whodat6484 4 years ago in Funny

Are your children at the ""dinosaur age"" yet? If so, it may be time to sit them down and have a talk.
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Male 5,179
Awesome! Where do I meet people like this?.
Try the 2016 RNC meeting
There you will also meet people who think It isn`t rape if she gets pregnent.

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Male 5,179
< has the full set of "Walking With ..." Series on DVD.
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Male 181
Awesome! Where do I meet people like this?
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Male 3,231
the Flintstone own your baby`s soul
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Male 1,341
5cats

My son started his "dinosaur phase" at about.. Two, maybe. Still hasn`t gotten over it and he is almost six. Cars are starting to take over, not just Disney type cars or hot wheels, but he is genuinely interested in learning about what I am fixing when I work on vehicles. He can already identify most of the things under a hood.
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Male 37,662
@bunkmaster: You don`t have children, do you. Boys (usually) between 5-9 (apx) often go through a "dinosaur craze". I know I did!

@Reddcloud: Nicely said! Welcome to IAB!

THREE "first time posts" on one thread? A new IAB record! Welcome y`all!
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Male 6
I can`t believe it! What age is even considered dinosaur age?!
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Male 44
Simple... just swap the word `dinosaur` above for "Jesus" or "God". Job done.
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Male 5,179
Much of what religion teaches is wrong, even by their own texts. Although the same thing can be said about Science, but at least Science is constantly correcting itself with each newly discovered fact. Religion on the other hand tries to suppress the facts at least until they become so obvious that even the most uneducated layperson sees the facts. Case in point the RCC just only a few years ago admitted that Galileo was correct that the Earth is not the center of the Universe.
A fact that was known centuries before Christ.
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Male 5,179
The old testiment does not mention the ultiment Evil Satan either. Therefore he does not exist.
Ask many bible thumpers how many of each animal Naoh took on the Ark and be surprised how many incorrectly answer 2, one male and one female.
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Male 8,123
Plangkye

"HolyGod: Is that why you misspelled "right?"

Well, I didn`t misspell anything, just used the wrong word entirely. It was most certainly not intentional, just a byproduct of of typing at 7am after pulling an all nighter working.
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Female 2,027
im still at that `dinosaur age`
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Female 258
HolyGod: Is that why you misspelled "right?"
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Male 8,123
SmagBoy1

"I assume critical thinking was also created by God?"

No. Thinking is a sin. What was original sin? What led to all mankind`s pain and suffering? Tasting the fruit of the tree of knowledge. That is write KNOWLEDGE.
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Male 164
HolyGod - you know I always thought Job 40-41 was just the result of a fairly awesome trip :)
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Male 4,431
BPBNNC4RG3: I assume critical thinking was also created by God? If so, I`m sure He`d want you to check sources and find experiments and peer-reviewed data of DEMONSTRABLE and REPEATABLE processes. Your faith is pseudo babble is disturbing and proves only that if God did inform your knowledge, He`s an effing idiot.
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Male 1
People get so hung up on Carbon 14 dating, the actual process is called Radiometric Dating. Carbon 14 is just ONE of dozens if not hundreds of materials that can be used for dating samples of bones, fossils or whatever else you can think of. But the creationists don`t talk about the other factual data or scientific methods that are acutally used. A half truth is just as bad as a lie :-)
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Male 291
BPBNNC4RG3

I have heard that argument before and it is just as full of holes as every other creationist argument. Yes, I agree with you, Carbon dating is not very accurate.....that must be why we use many other methods of dating that are much more accurate. I am not a geologist not am I very knowledgeable when it comes to dating objects but I do KNOW that this earth is older than 6500-"80000" years old because incredibly smart people have done their research and have reported on their findings.
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Male 15,832
I don`t get too upset about this. Of course, these kids will never grow up to be scientists, but what`s so bad about that? After all, somebody`s gotta clean up the poop.
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Male 8,123
BPBNNC4RG3

"the Bible "does" talk about them. If you read Job:40-41 you`ll see what I am talking about."

Out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out. Out of his nostrils goeth smoke, as out of a seething pot or caldron. His breath kindleth coals, and a flame goeth out of his mouth.

It seems like you learned about dinosaurs from a 5 yr old`s drawings.
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Male 3,909
...and if you`re a fan of comics, check out THE BIBLE 2!

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Male 1
By no means are Dinosaurs fake and were created by God. And the Bible "does" talk about them. If you read Job:40-41 you`ll see what I am talking about. Now, about how old the earth is. The biggest thing most folks do not take into consideration is that 14Carbon dating is only accurate up to about 80,000 yrs. The rate of 14Carbon to 12Carbon is the same as it always has been (1 to 1 trillion). Making this so. Anything beyond 80,000 yrs is a guess! In other words, the amount of 14Carbon being produced into the atmosphere(thru decay) must equal the amount being removed to be in a steady state (also called ("equilibrium"). If this is not true, the ratio of 14Carbon is not a constant, which would make knowing the starting of 14Carbon in a specimen difficult or impossible to accurately determine. This method can only be preformed on "once living" specimens! If you don`t believe me...Please look it up...and after you do...thank God for everything you have :D
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Male 1,737
Seeing as this is either a repost or someone saying something very similar to another post. I`m calling fake of the grounds of them trying to make one group look plain stupid.

The term Dinosaur means terrible lizard and was started in the year 1842. The Bible mentions them just not with that word, cause it didn`t exist.
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Male 3,909
Here`s another good one...

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Female 6,381
Here`s my answer to your problem with dinosaurs:
1) Write a will specifying your children will go to a family in which the parents have an IQ over 80.
2) Take one of the may guns in your house, stick it in your mouth, and pull the trigger.
3) All problems solved!
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Male 459
I just despair at the logic.. or the lack of. I don`t understand the belief that the earth is only 6500 years old, was that one from the bible? `Cause I`m sure the evidence of the actual age of the earth is pretty overwhelming. Do both sides HAVE to be mutually exclusive? Perhaps God DID create man, through the miracle of evolution? and maybe the bible, a translation of a text written thousands of years ago, isn`t meant to be taken word for word? Is that a harder scenario to believe than people made of dust, or satanic dinosaurs?
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Male 3,436
faith in humanity is dwindling.
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Male 2,096
Well, Barney`s still alive. And the earth can`t be 6,000 yrs old cuz Regis is at LEAST that old.
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Male 37,662
I could ramble on about:
Biblical errors
"Miracles" explained (especially Jesus`s)
The "anti-christ" singular or plural
"The Order Of The Universe"

& etc.

But that could get boring...

@HolyGod: The Bible wasn`t written in English, dude, there`s "old words" that OFTEN have multiple meanings in other languages...
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Male 37,662
[quote]I did however hear one tell me god created the world with the fossils in place (and the universe in a state as if it had been expanding for 14 billion years)[/quote]
@paperduck: I had this conversation too! In the Fundamentalist Christian high school I attended.
To counter it: I suggested that the Universe was crated by God 5 minutes ago, and the $20 I`d borrowed yeterday didn`t need to be paid back ;-) because "God created it!". Same for all those sins I`d done last weekend!

However: There`s a similar "arguement" that those distant galaxies & stars -don`t actually exist- and that God only created the LIGHT from them that would be observed during the time of Earth`s existance... that`s tough to "disprove" too. Although it`s obviously wrong. But it perfectly explains the "missing mass" problem...
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Male 2,549
Guess what? The bible didn`t specifically mention YOU either. You are a lie. Amen...Selah.
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Male 2,199
its amazing how much power a book can hold on a person`s mind... maybe this guy should try and open a new one that isn`t the bible? and not a pop-up book either...
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Male 8,123
Ani187

"There are many biblical scholars who seem to think so, at least."

Yes, because they need to shoehorn dinosaurs into a book written by people who had no idea dinosaurs ever existed so that their only insane belief structure still holds true. People are capable of believing anything if they need to.

I`m pretty sure that if T-Rexes were tearing around israel eating people it would have warranted more than a few passing remarks.

Read the descriptions of Behemoth and Leviathan for yourself. There is not really anything dinosaur like about them. Leviathan is described in the bible as shooting fire and smoke from it`s mouth.

They are just monster stories, myths, like the rest of the bible.
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Male 1,745
This guy is a troll. I never heard "their bones are rock" from even creationists. I did however hear one tell me god created the world with the fossils in place (and the universe in a state as if it had been expanding for 14 billion years), by the way it`s hard to disprove that - I tried and failed.
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Female 4,447
@HolyGod, as with most everything else in the bible, it`s about interpretation. Leviathan and behemoth are two terms that are also used in the bible and could very well be interpreted to mean dinosaur in the context they are used. In fact, dragon could be an early term for dinosaur. There are many biblical scholars who seem to think so, at least.
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Male 38,455
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Male 8,123
Ani187

"Apparently dinosaurs *are* mentioned in the bible"

No. I do not believe so. The closest that we get to dinosaurs mentioned in the bible is "dragons".
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Male 37,662


Thanks @Croydoras87! I thought it looked really familiar!

Large Picture Of Nuku Nuku!
It`s safe! G-rated even! Very cute...
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Female 4,447
Apparently dinosaurs *are* mentioned in the bible, on more than one occasion, so this person is a double moron. No, I`m not religious, by any means, I just wanted to point out that her beliefs *should* have her believing in dinosaurs.
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Male 38,455

This woman makes it sound stupid, but I worked with a very intelligent young woman at the car rental agency. She was smart, logical, a good manager. But she did not believe evolution was real. It was all fake and the Genesis Creation was the only true explanation of the universe.

When it comes to religion, they can talk themselves into anything, even what`s obviously not true.
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Male 570
Oh man, a devoted christian definitely wrote that!!
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Male 646
lol, "the bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren`t created by god"

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Male 8,123
Andrew155

"I can say for certain that most religious people, including Obama, don`t believe this."

This is bats.hit stupid. But do you really think it is all that much dumber than talking serpents, people made of dirt, 2 of every animal living on a boat, a guy living in a fish, people turned to salt, rivers turning to blood, people being strong because their hair is long, water turning to wine, people rising from the dead, or any of the other crazy things in the bible?
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Male 38,455

I can understand a belief in a god-like thing.
I wouldn`t do it, but to each their own.
But what I don`t get is this stupid devotion to
an idea like 1+1=3 {i.e. ignoring actual facts}
I do not understand.

How do you talk yourself into insisting the sky is polka-dotted?
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Male 7,775
whispers: does the fact that we DO have proof of dinosaurs but DON`T have proof of God help this argument?
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Male 38,455

My advice is give your kids up for adoption to people who are not fanatical idiots, then tie your tubes.
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Male 13,624
Sounds like bloody Carries mother!!
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Male 13,624
patchouly
Yup,
wish the rest of the world see it like it is
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Female 2,549
Jesus horses!
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Male 13,624
Class,
I had a Jehovah witness bloke bang on my door
two days ago, waffling on about god the creator
So I asked `who created god then?`
he waffled, and um waffled,
and I kinda shuffled him along, and said
`Dinosaurs? where did they come from then?`
I do love trolling religious sorts,
basically we are all as old as the big bang,
we are all components of it, forget your age, we all the same, feck knows how many billion years old
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Male 4,746
mykunter:
"Tell your kids that the magical sky wizard and his "good book" are made up. Everything else will fall into place."
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It really is that simple. When you accept that God and the Bible are fake, suddenly EVERYTHING else makes sense.
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Male 2,516
Here you go FoolsPrussia
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Female 4,086
makes me realize just how easy it is to be an atheist. and to raise my kid as such.
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Male 642
"I would like to see the actual responses this person got."

try and find the original post of this here on iab that contained the replies... REPOST!
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Male 1,832
Where in the world did she come up with the "bones made of rock" bit? That one`s new to me.
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Male 2,578
I can say for certain that most religious people, including Obama, don`t believe this.
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Male 159
Ah creationism, we meet again. And your still an idiot
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Male 2,598
im praying for fake

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Male 155
The stupid... it burns!
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Male 8,123
The world is NOT 6,000 years old so obviously this lady doesn`t know what she is talking about. The world is 6,500 years old.
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Male 3,445
I would like to see the actual responses this person got.
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Male 2,436
Tell your kids that the magical sky wizard and his "good book" are made up. Everything else will fall into place.
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Male 59
WTF!
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Male 3,909
Link: Dinosaurs: Satan`s Greatest Trick [Pic] [Rate Link] - Are your children at the ``dinosaur age`` yet? If so, it may be time to sit them down and have a talk.
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