Chad: Forever Alone (Twinkle Twinkle Fat Man)

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago in Funny

How NOT to serenade the ladies.
There are 19 comments:
Male 3
Oh and for the record, Gerry, that stunt got me more attention from women than anything I`ve ever done, so I would say it is DEFINITELY the way to serenade a lady ;-). No matter how bad you are, ladies love being sung to!
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Male 3
Haha, yea sucks to be me ;-) I even lost 70 pounds over in Afghanistan last year, but as soon as I got back to the US of A I put like 25 back on...The food is just so good here! Lol.
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Male 14,334
@SamtasmiK

Didn`t you here fat is the only thing people can be demeaning to without the PC brigade coming for you so you`re like the new discriminated minority!!
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Male 3
Well, I didn`t volunteer to sing, nor do I or will I ever claim to be able to sing. My friends forced me into the " King of the Cruise" competition because it was my birthday. Anyhow, I posted it as a joke for people who knew me, never intended to get more than a thousand hits or so. Nothing better than hearing what a big fat slob you are though!

As for you rafte..... Yes, I was aware that people were laughing at me, that was the point. It wasn`t American Idol or The Voice....It was a cruise ship... I`d be more worried about your inability to utilize the English language if I were you... (it`s they`re** not there....)

Alright then! Take it easy! :)

(PS, I won the contest and received a whopping pack of playing cards as my prize, lol.)
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Male 19
does he know there laughing at him !
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Male 38,483

[quote]"Falling off the bike for an aborttion! While handeling an assault weapon in a playground!!" [/quote]
And black... she`s gotta be black to get the racists to post.
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Male 14,334
[quote]Maybe a naked girl who`s religious and pregnant getting a bad tattoo while falling off a bicycle.[/quote]

Falling off the bike for an aborttion! While handeling an assault weapon in a playground!!!
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Male 38,483

McGovern, you are right. I should have either posted a naked girl or an abortion photo to get any comments or higher rating.

Maybe a naked girl who`s religious and pregnant getting a bad tattoo while falling off a bicycle. That`s got sex, controversy, religion and fail... that`s a good thread right there!
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Male 14,334
Shame on you gerry!!! You need to start an argument for da postz!!!
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Male 15,832
Gerry, I didn`t say I didn`t enjoy it. I just meant to say that that he`s a big fat slob who sings like crap, and he acts like an idiot which makes it a fail trifecta. Actually quite funny.
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Male 5,811
@Gerry: I enjoyed (well, sort of) it, but I don`t usually check I-A-B on the weekends; Arkham won`t clean itself up.
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Male 5,190
Like ferdy said.

Guns and religion are this months (and probably next)topic. Politics is usually a bulls eye. I liked it though but I don`t comment to much anymore.

Remember the views count more then comments!
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Male 13,624
Vids never seem to get many comments
unless its about jeebus, or shooting folk??
dunno
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Male 13,624
Gerry1of1
Nah
I thought it was fecking hilarious
good stuff going dude
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Male 897
Gerry: This isn`t a fail.. This guy went out of his way to do something weird and funny, and succeeded in making lots of people laugh. I call this a WIN! Apparently I`ve completely lost touch with internet culture.
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Male 38,483

I am so out of sync. I really thought you guys would enjoy this one. It`s got all the ingredients.... a fat guy, Chad-jokes, a total FAIL talent wise. And yet only 2 comments... I`ll never figure your taste levels out...I`m getting more sympathy for FancyLad every day.
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Male 15,832
He could sing like Pavarotti, and he`d still be a big fat slob.
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Male 1,471
Douche Chill..
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Male 38,483
Link: Chad: Forever Alone (Twinkle Twinkle Fat Man) [Rate Link] - How NOT to serenade the ladies.
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